A SMILE OR TWO
A Smile or Two A New List.—Teacher—"How many zones has the earth?" Pupil—"Five." Teacher—"Correct. Name them." Pupil—"Temperate zone, intemperate, canal, horrid, and o."—Life. * * * Going Up.—It...
...Was it, may I ask, your own composition...
...Going Up.—It was a dark morning and Mr...
...Mechanically he threw up his hands...
...I'm the gas-meter inspector," explained the intruder...
...Madam," the other answered coldly, "I was putting a new E string on my violin...
...Down Fine.—"Now, Willie," said the superintendent's little boy addressing the blacksmith's little boy, who had come over for a frolic, "we'll play 'Sabbath School.' You give me a nickel every Sunday for six months, and then at Christmas I'll give you a ten-cent bag of candy...
...Cincinnati Enquirer...
...Music of the Future.—A lady at a musicale at Long Branch approached a celebrated violinist and exclaimed enthusiastically : "I so admired that last piece you played...
...It hac a kind of wild, free beauty—an eerie madness that thrilled me to the heart...
...Dorkins held his hands up still higher.—Chicago Tribune...
...Dorkins was groping around in the basement, when somebody suddenly flashed a dark lantern on him...
...Whereupon Mr...
...Woman's Home Companion...
Vol. 3 • December 1911 • No. 50
