ABE MARTIN'S SAYINGS
Abe Martin's Sayings UNCLE EZ PASH says his new hired man is so ding-gas ted lazy thet he hed V sharpen all th' stumps on th' farm t' keep him from settin' down. The Republican party is goin' f...
...Opportunity only knocks once, an' then we're generally in the back part o' th' house...
...Never take anything t'-day you can't put back t'-morrow...
...Grandmother didn' know nothin' 'bout th' benzoate o' sody« She kid her jelly t' make it keep.—From the Indianapolis Nun...
...Mother can't flare up an' leave like a hired girl...
...Aunt Berry will be greatly missed ez we hev no newspaper here...
...Miss Germ Williams wuz t' spend th' day in Morgantown yisterday, but she fergot t' have it put in th' paper, so she didn' go, I got a letter from Rushville savin' thet ther wuz a Uncle Tom's Cabin troupe up ther' last week an' thet th' dogs were good, but thet they hed poor support...
...Elder Berry an' wife hev gone to Wapakoneta, Ohio, t' live with ther son, Stephen...
...The Republican party is goin' f give us a purty good ier-mater crop, after all...
...A friend that hain't in need is a friend indeed...
Vol. 2 • October 1910 • No. 39
