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A PAGE OF EXCLUSIVE FEATURES Evil Cooks And Good Carbuncles BgrAVE >ou ever tod a carbuncle on your 'fc*"I neck? If not, why not? I got one now 0r and you're no better than I am.. Srifc/Bat's...
...If yob hurt a sorsen's religious or patriotic feelings by making fun of Ms faiuS, hs wiH eppead' y.e>r fecial, gptftijgl The Breakdown of a Plutonic Utopia Bient ^W^^or4hm^^miS?^!il£Z it now in vTjfantxry^baflxrrffpfe^r si^UsaWsUp with liabilities more than six milliei* aadsars greater than it* *^ttM^ tvf ^^kWftM K long-sought-for «fuge ior qqr SlIjB...
...Dan will take lots of managing...
...the weekly organ, of August 12 of that year...
...You did right," he stated, "to marry a lady...
...b) If you knew of one or two officials whp are inefficient, you have no right to'say that all unisn efilefsfs are inemeJeat(e) AH that ysu egn say eerreetly iathat these particular persons are inefficient...
...b) Vow cannot argus about feelings...
...Bernstein argues, tend to become Increasingly important In determining future changes...
...This criticism cannot, therefore, in any real sense!' be regarded as revision of this foundation stone of Marxian socialism...
...for example, ¦ the opinion that ssoisl and economic skansec ess be made ..guisk'ly...
...ftr**8' There are none...
...his first wife...
...Phrst ad •n, he deals with the saaterialiat concept ions of history, or...
...Those who have had any knowledge of or experience with the Bolshevik attitude wlB understand that the Communist by bis* actions places himself outside the range ef the scientific approach to human beings and problems...
...You can easily pay It back when you open your office...
...Joyce who always Is so dignified, I believe it would have been a 'farce...
...below by holding out mansions above *fa!?r t*lat ma>' De full of frying pans for all yiMoiow...
...Agatha had her cry after, the ceremony—a few tears of angry protestation...
...You have married a woman for whom everything turns into a joke —everything...
...But I strongly believe in the socialist movement, In the march forward of the working classes, who step by step must work out their emancipation by changing society from the domain of a commercial landhoiding oligarchy to a real democracy which in all its departments Is guided by the interests of those who work and create...
...steamer to Chicago...
...All American girls and boys ought to be taught cooking before they are taught reading andwriting...
...One day, just to get away from that frying pan, I converted an...
...d) The general statement would be osrrsst if it could be sfsWed that a large propertipn of union officials afe inefficient...
...But secretly he was glad that he did not have to reconcile the opposing houses...
...There ought to be a Federal Department of Cooking, with a branch office in every American kitchen...
...for Lhave often noticed that piety fjljfrying pans usually go together...
...The conquest of political power necessitates the possession of political rights...
...This must be kept quite particularly in view when it Is a question no longer of simple s*search mto earlier epochs of history, but of foretelling coming developments...
...By near batching I mean that wevhad employed an Ethiopian lady cook' with a sinful hankering for frying pans, tvint't bosom and hog lard...
...Unable to believe hi finalities at an," he continues, "I cannot believe in a final aim of socialism...
...ortjjgjgri^ «ea<^rBl makeup of Isabel...
...He is making it and it will be his...
...a) fciilpgtsgi wrtbeut gsAbm produces s Hsmlet...
...is not aa easy task to prophesy the future whoa oaa acknowledges the Influence of other than economic factors, since ft Is dimsalt to give proper weight to ail of the factors that affect the situation...
...b) There ie a French saying, "To know all ie to pardon all...
...Srifc/Bat's more, a carbuncle is a whole educa^ional institution all by itself...
...Maggie Tollefer, a Doctor Willard Joyce, and some friends of Senator Gaylard, with Bob Mlnturn, and Ralph Ramsey, and their wives, made up the party...
...The scientific mind Is a civilised mind and the person with this mind wiU act as a human being to hie relations with other human beings...
...Perns tarn laid the greatest value "on the neat teaks ia social democracy, on the struggle Cor tea political rights of the> working man...
...Dan knew that neither woman would be comfortable m having Sga'hs go into tha Mlnturn apnea,' So Dan arranged to have his mother on the curb as Agatha drove up in her Stuts one afternoon...
...To Be Continued Next Week) GOVERNOR MINTURN A Labor Novel of the Northwest By M. H. HEDGES Chapter X The Wedding Journey 1 TW\ HST were married quietly...
...2 Like all brides...
...I beat it, but not until that pimple on my neck had voiced its protest, and then when I squeezed it to make it shut up it fretted itself into that carbuncle...
...Somebody ought to pass a law against frying pans who refuge to associate with respectable cooking utensils...
...Then I went out to doctor an old ex-mine mule who had contracted stomach trouble by swallowing an overdose of green grass, and right there I made the mistake of my life...
...It's a constant reminder ijSttny neck is more than a pivot to turn my jDfeknot on or my wind-pipe casing...
...And then, no matter hew good your Ideas may be they will net be accepted...
...JKjYe l°ok up to the doctor who cuts the caked fgye spots from our anatomy...
...Well...
...Surplus value Is an empirical fact, demonstrable by experience, and needs no deductive proof...
...Te Be Continued Next Week) A Little Lesson in Logic IN considering the Communist attitude towards other organisations and especially the trade unions, The New Leader has referred to the necessity of a "human approach...
...Ha merely objects to the narrowness of the theory as originally set forth by Marx and KngelS, and calls attention to the statements contained in their later writings that other factors besides the economic factor must be taken into account in explaining past history and la forecasting future developments...
...b) All...
...She celebrated Memorial Day, sjtly enough, by licking the spots out of one or two common or garden cats who were prowling rodnd the backyard Snd then, to our utter horror, she turned on her daughter, Funny Face, aa gentle a soul as etcr Bedded on fo«gr fegt, and sideswiped her a couple of times...
...I have net been able to read to the end of any picture of the future...
...A scientific basis for socialism or communism cannot be supported on the fact only that the wags worker does not receive the full value ot the product ef his work...
...and the tnost important problem of tactics which German social democracy has at the present time to solve appears to ms to be to devise the best ways for the extension of the political and economic rights of the German working class...
...But this key refuses service 'over aad above a certaW point.' and therefore it has besoms disastrous to nearly every diaetpl...
...It seemed as if torn was being untrue to his Second wife, was crowding her out ot bis heart, by ihe idealised memory of the other woman...
...d) When you hurt other people's feelings, yeu antagonize them...
...The old man was enveloped in a haze of reminiscence...
...thf pensions »nd paeans to the rare Wg *ho served civilization by brewing good gP«ee^ broiling honest-to-goodness steaks and El*"1* glorious stews, soups and sauces...
...This fact needs no proof...
...asm sanguis 111 the atklnsl...
...is it has bead mora generally referred to of lets, the economic interpretation of history- This Interpretation be dobs not dear...
...These, Bernstein declares, are general and abstract, concepts removed from the prevailing reality...
...If we eeuld know the reasons and motives for aeepte' actions, we would frequently excuse them, no matter hew bad they appear...
...she told Maggis Tollefer at the station, "but it's going to be lots of fun altar hs gats over being to sensitive about everything...
...It should be subsidized by the government...
...In order te give no room for misconception, the point of sflsaimin divstspia—t an...
...There the promoters were to boila a city, admission to which was ettt^lyjpredicdted upon one's social standing...
...Don't say that...
...Can you beat it...
...He who today employs the materialist conception of history," tha author contends, "is bound to employ it in its most developed form—that ia be is bound, ia addition to the development and influence of the productive torsos and conditions of production to make full allowance for the tdesa of law and morals, the historic and religious traditions of every epoch, the Influence of geographical and other circumstances of nature—to which also the nature of man and bis spiritual dixpasiUon belong...
...Year after golden year they could lie on the sgnds there fraternizing with the Countess of Lauderdale and Lord Tbjrlstone and the former kings of Greece and we wouldn't have to see their foolish faces and their automobile* and their kept women every time we went above Fortysecond streea...
...b) A proper combination of judgment snd aetien makes fsr progress...
...National Soturity League, gtruttmg of the...
...D. HOLDING these views...
...So this is Dan's mother," she said kindly...
...If they can't do this thing for themselves we suggest that the Government get aside some stray island that we have swiped recently from some "inferior races" and put them all en it^ At first we thought of the Virgin Islands, but from what we have read of society' doings we realize that this would hardly be J>B*rf cjbriate...
...he had answeredThe upshot of three weeks' discussion was that Dan had decided to accept money from Agatha as a loan...
...A I few guests...
...We erect monuments to soldiers, sailors and unknown ••roes, but who ever heard pf a monument to r* BOkuown cook whose art collected saliva ft the mouths of the whole ' neighborhood...
...F At that, the mess turned out to be perfectly delicious.' Leastways, it tasted delicious to my starved palate...
...We suppose that it is merely the spirit of the'times that ft entering into the...
...Finally Agatha oaggesiasi that aha take her for a ride...
...bo true, bmd -to justice and progress...
...The Bolshevik Idea Is the use of a knout in trying to force ideas upon human beings...
...The purely economic causes create, first of all, only a disposition for the creation ot certain ideas, but how these then arise and spread and what form they take depend on the co-operation of a whole series of influences...
...Sciences, arts, a whole series of social relations are today much less dependent on economics than formerly, or...
...The theory of value gives a norm for the justice or Injustice of the partition of the product of labor just as little as does the atomic theory for the beauty or ugMaess of a piece of sculpture...
...on the politics...
...But the flowers were nice, and old Paator MeKnight a dear, don't you think so...
...It became a problem of the lovers before their marriage to have Dan's parents meet Agatha...
...On the contrary, they will lead to intelligent action...
...e) A leader may be accused of "treason" te the working ewes, but investigation may shew that he knew certain facts which compelled him to act as ho did, for the bast interests ef the rank end file...
...This.it proven &mthe fact that I never knew I had a neck ff&0 that pet settled on it...
...It was a joke-wedding...
...S»y, »in't that just 'like human beings...
...Miss.* There followed a moment of embarrassment filled by Dan's bustling attempt to get them into the car...
...Aad the thought gave him no pea celt came back to plague him with a .strange, withering application to himself...
...Dan responded...
...faster, better and harder...
...We take dtt our columnar hats to the men and women, who have labored and sacrificed to make Brook wood what it is—one of the—most inspiring spots in the entire American labor movement...
...that's down...
...Marx,' says Bngels, la the preface to the Poverty of Philosophy, "haa never based bis communistic demands on this, but on the necessary collapse of the capitalist mode of production which is daily more nearly brought to pass under our eyes.'" Bernstein also maintains, however, that whether the Marxist theory of value is correct or hot is quite immaterial to the proof of the existence ot surplus value...
...a * • . ____ Several rank and file coal-miners from the Illinois Mine Workers' Union-have stayed at our house lately and w% always get a big kick out of these boys...
...And besides all our domestic swells, boys and girls, who el|e do you think had a finger in this pie...
...just In those trades with a vary high rate ot surplus value, the most Infamously ground-down workers in others with a very low rate...
...The contrast between She scientific mind and tha Bolshevik knout .may bo gathered from the excerpt be low which is part of an/butuna en "Applied Psycho logy and LOfte" written by Alexander FichaxgUir .for the Workers' University of the L V. G W. U. in 1IZ1It appeared in the issue ot "Justice...
...His contention ia that "the theory of surplus value can only be grasped as a concrete fact by thinking of the whole economy of society...
...Poor old Dad," Dan said as hs seised his father's hand and wrung It "Why didn't you tall me this before...
...Even two quarts of grease poured over it failed to improve its temper...
...The suckers who were to buy the stock but who could not df course crash'the city gates were singularly shy and now poor Jimmy ain't got no city, the promo* tion ate up all the assets...
...No, no, mother, you couldn't...
...If the materialist conception of history is to be of use as a guide to the future...
...sl . . • a. * * ^ - ¦ <*¦ We-are sorry to say that Isabel, our black cat, is developing militaristic characteristics...
...There is always Haiti and SaotxrtSomingo where they could have what they love to call "niggers" wait on them and the whole Marine Corps to supply their liquor...
...In reality the two go together...
...As he talked Dan saw him, for the first time, as he must have been aa a young man, before Ufe and toil had mortised him'Into a hard mould...
...As we said at the start, we regret this tragedy exceedingly...
...He sought his son out in Dan's office down town, and talked earnestly about bis boy's approaching .marriage...
...It is thus seen that Bernstein's criticism of the Marxian theory known as the economic interpretation of history is net so much a criticism of the more mature position taken bp Marx and Sngela, as a crSlciam of the original statement of their position, which the socialist leaders confess to have been at times too extreme...
...but I can't...
...Perhaps if "you-read Goethe's "Faust" or listen to Job s troubles you may get what I'm driving at...
...AntJ I'm sure if Job'hadVt been full of carbuncles be never would have written the Book of Job/ ' * ''„.: ' ' It was iht sama with Kin* David...
...farther the setter...
...Do yob want me to lose my selfrespect...
...She bad found Dan taking pa unreasonable attitude toward her proposal to go to Italy...
...b) Oet ae many facta as see* sibie...
...They have been attending the adult educational" classes conducted by Tom Tippett, himself a union miner, oat sgt . Illinois, end they come to New York with a very good^dea of what modern...
...So I say be kind to evil, for evil is the father of* good, which is proven by the fact that this brilliant" article has a carbuncle for Jts tlgddy.^ "Revisionism" and the Class Struggle THE HISTORY OF SOCIALIST THOUGHT By HARRY W. LAIDLER...
...The promoters had some perfectly ducky offices, three hundred odd salesmen and a ghek seal which showed the American Eagle on one side and the British Lion on the other, and everything was set for the establishment of our new Social Empire when something went blooey* It seems that a lot of support that the scheme was to'g-et -from our better classes was rp.more than "jnoxal"*nd everyone of my rejidffift-wbo has ever attended a union meeting knows how far you can get with the butcher andnhe baker on "moral support...
...Dan asked his mother and father to come, but they refused...
...Thtfy knew cxaetly how maav angels could diriee, on' the point of a n4rA\e before <hey tumbled to the fact that their ttoma<?h u/gs the power' plant of their boqV' and" the...
...Undo win give as that as a wedding gift," she bad explained...
...There they could git around and sing their songs of hate to the tune of the thundering surf and have their pictures taken for our tabloids and at least be out of the way...
...When they go back into the labor movement' they will bring to it minds that are open to the truth about economicg, social movements and politics, and spirits that Cannot be iiBghiif by those pessimists who say that the labor movement in this country is a dead horse...
...When it came out of its greasy grave it looked like a baked junk yard and tasted worse...
...2. (a) Form opinions or decisions only after finding out all you can about the matter...
...But In case of Mother Mlnturn It was another question...
...Uncle Matt can turn you lots of business...
...she dec^tred...
...Nobody olss dose...
...Some of them are up in Brookwood Labor College which holds its commencement exercises this week...
...The broth especially was tine, and I kept on tasting it with a soup ladle until I must have tastad a gallon...
...jr/iUe ^sh* and bar husband Were throwing some last articles Into a traveling bag...
...Then they were off...
...jt^all comes about from near batching in "Sunny Dixie...
...c) Suspense of judgment, exsmining all available facts, and not bSing certain, will pot ' paralyse eetion...
...This good and evil business is all mixed up in my bead, and I wish I could understand the mess...
...The man or organisation who has not learned the elementary principles ot this matter is unfit for any useful mission and must be a failure...
...of the cornerstone for the inn, the first of 'the new city's buildings, Jimmy's mama said, It will be a great city...
...Nevertheless, oaa who oversimplifies the situation aad concentrates only on the economic factor, ia bound to prove a false prophet...
...Both women were embarassed...
...Marx did not succeed In finishing the chapter on the classes that Is so important for his theoty...
...bfltn of heavenly eat...
...This Goethe man was a' sinnerfrom 'way back, and he produced more beautiful and inspiring stuff than all tbe saints Ihft ever went up the golden stgirs...
...You go along, Danny," hie mother had said...
...The outline follows: 'It Is possible for ha man beings to use eaeantiPJe mstliede in their thinking and acting, so so...
...1 If s the frying pan that causes race suicide, divbrces, permanent crime waves, wars, pimples, Coolidgeism and carbuncles, which panhandles itself into the vitals of tha nation, turns its humor to tumors and frys freedom to • frazzle...
...It has broken up more homes, filled more graves, sucked the milk of human kindness out of more hearts than a union of private detectives, undertakers and vacuum pumps...
...The fpadamental idea df Urn theory does sat thereby loss la uatferssity, tat the, theory itself gains in ssasatMe charaeter...
...It is receptive to...
...Palteringly then, he told Dan about Sadie Truxton...
...Furthermore, Bernstein maintains, the theory ia misleading, "hi that it, appears again and again aa the measure of the actual exploitation of...
...worker by the capitalist...
...But after be became a beily pan he wrote bis celebrated songs in& made more money than* Irving Berlin- ' ' * What a more, "tt it hadri't been for that carbuncle of mine I wou|drt't have risen at' 2 a. m. this morning and browsed around Goethe's "Fajut," the songs of t>avid And the) BoOk of Job, and you folks might never have heard about these great men...
...We spend billions on Mttieships, barracks, colleges and dormitories, *»d then fill them with frying pans...
...This was not so difficult in the case of old Tom, tor it could be accomplished by bringing Agatha and Dan's father together dowiftown...
...It's nice of you to want me, but I have nothing to wear, and even if I did, I wouldn't go...
...Cooking is the art of arts...
...evidence and change and is opposed to final dogmas...
...i srv«i...
...Dsn war obsessed, with the idea that be must hurriedly open an independent law office, and what was more, that be,* the bridegroom, must defray the expense of the .wedding journey...
...After a good deal of discussion, they had decided to take what Agatha told her friends wgs a "modest wedding journey...
...American life is all about...
...old billy goat into lamb ttew with my own hands...
...Old Tom Mlnturn was a great comfort .to Dan...
...The following ear) help greatly« 4- euepeftd judsmerrt...
...In it would have been shown most clearly that labor value Is nothing more than a key, an abstract hangs, like the philosophical ataae sago wed wtth a soul—a key which, batpeered bp tha master hand of Mara, has led to tha exposure and prsasatatksn of the mechanism ef capstans*, economy aa this bad net been mCaerte treated, not so forcibly, logically and cleanly...
...r . . •They havg made mother what aft* is," be thought hotly, "aad now they all shrink from her...
...The solitary frying pan is the greatest menace to the American people I can think of...
...the stew sleuths .we have now, and who only make nuisances °«t of themselves .by pestering the harmless stews who stagger through our bone-dry highway* and by-ways...
...Tfils s»smart the most tactful means of introduction...
...It makes peepls fellow false leaders ss wsll ss those who ere faithful ts the interests of athe rank and file, (e) Those who act without judging, can be led away front what is right, by persons who lead be eg use they have merely personal magnetism or oratorical ability...
...is worth lees unless yeu can shsw several in...
...Revisionism and the Class Struggle The next of .the Marxian doctrine* to go under the scrutiny of the Revisionist leader was the Marxian theory of value and the theory of surplus value...
...This outline places thinking, conduct aad action on a level with logic and science...
...e> Reepeet t*ie fpsiltigs of other peepls...
...It filled htm with peculiar nwtmeat...
...e) The degree ef probability depends on the number ef times a similar thing happened before...
...And by the same token, there is but ope direction for the fellow on top of the toboggan to go...
...Did you...
...We could also add the necessity of a scientific approach...
...He could not express indifference concerning the final carrying out ot socialist principles, but only Indifference—or better, carelessness—"as to the form of the final arrangements of things...
...of Marx...
...Dan wished to bis dying day that Agatha bad kissed bis mother...
...If you hear only one eide of the case, yeu may judge wrongly...
...4. Action and Judgment...
...There Is nothing like money to help a man succeed...
...Then with tears in her eyes, she added, "I'd shame you, that's what I'd do...
...The sun will probably rise tomorrow because it roes millions of times in the past, (d) For exempts, suppression ef liberal or progressive movements will probably fait, becsuss H always faffed la the pent...
...jtaww now that there are all sorts of thinf* 'n my* neck, such as veins, arteries, jfgffft (heavy on the nerves), glands, jumpjgstffccks and' goodness knows what else...
...Aetien with* out judgment preduces a Don Quixote...
...He rehearsed bluntly the episode in the little Canadian mining town, h'ow Sadie was delivered of a boy, how she and the babe had died, and that silent burial under the stars...
...Bernstein also objects to the ass ot the phrase "materialist conception...
...on the grouad that the theory is not based upon philosophic materialism...
...stances in history when this was setuslly dona 3. (a) Nothing *• certain in the future...
...Bernstein's Critique of the Economic Interpretstien' of History Bernstein then proceeds to take up In greater detail the fundamental concepts of afarirjsn soctsHsm...
...All Reboot her- thfVe are gldrums shd excursions, outbursts of thf...
...as at the car...
...Cooky bf&pmmil the juice in the sink to make the rest fry...
...d) Blind action ia dangerous...
...There ought to be a Minister of Fine Eats, assisted by a diplomatic corps scouring the world fcr noble dishes...
...a) Find out tha.ether side before judging somebody else's oondust sr ideas...
...Why didn't you try the ring on before the ceremony, gooste...
...Where on earth coulchevil go to if it took a notion to change except upward toward good...
...And it will be Jimmy's city...
...It's got to...
...I don't know, boy...
...It ft hadn't been for that nice Dr...
...v^ununA Retire"—The I)aify Wjssppa...
...How can one digest the Literary Digest when suffering from indigestion brought about by super-indulgence in frying pans ? Yes, and there ought to be a Federal Department of Stew Sleuths to stick their noses mto stew pots to see that the contents* are properly concocted instead of...
...Indeed, at the ceremonies attendant upon the laying...
...My thoughts and efforts are concerned with the duties of the.present and the nearesKfuture, and I only busy myself with vie perspectives beyond as far as they give me a line of conduct for suitable action now...
...Dan, remember this, will you...
...8he was a lady, Dan...
...e) Opinions based en whet yeu feel or what you like are generally worth very little...
...Fried stew...
...I thought it never would St...
...It mast be admitted, maintains Betastslu, that it...
...I got the knack from the car- jaodle on the neck...
...At j rate, the doctor man, who is itching to "try bis new carving set on my carbuncle, told ujg |t cante from a union df pimple squeezing ana poor eating...
...Even my wedding was aa frivolous as a'circus...
...In that sense, Bernstein maintained, the movement meant everything, the final aim of socialism, nothing...
...However, let us not quarrel with evil, for, as some one said, "good comes out of evil...
...Experience show* that a part of the community enjoys an Income, though living In Idleness, out of all proportion to the ratio of its number to that of the total number of workers...
...activity of the Vorking men ia town and county for the interests of their class, as well as on tha work of the industrial organisation of the workers...
...tstsad today bmygp tha Ig^ilsaljsl...
...She and his own desire to have a "regular wedding trip" had come off victorious...
...so much at me...
...We meet, indeed, today, the best placed workers, members of the 'aristocracy of labor...
...a*) Opinions eased en what you know...
...Old Tom showed no sign of emotion save in the subdued, monotonous quaver of his voice...
...I'U never forgive her...
...Dan was waiting {or them, when they returned- He kissed his mother tenderly as be lifted her from the machine"I love you, mamma, just as I used to," hs whispered...
...faotsss greater space for Independent activity than waa formerly the case...
...Dear old uncle Matt, did you see what he «ave us?'i • Uncle Matt had given them a very handsome check Indeed...
...Agatha stepped out of the car, 4sM smiling, placed her hands oh the older Woman's shoulders...
...They were to go to Duluth, take a boat east to Detroit, thence by...
...Why none other than gome oi our old pals of the British nobility, the Countess of Lauderdale and Lord ThirlstoneJ and they do .say that the former King of Greece was preparing to build in Floranda...
...Ssstiha., •g eity aft their own, tar removed ffeor tJt6 ' haunts of vulgar m«o, an rvory.'tower far the smart set erected on a 3,600-acre tract »ot iar from the Imping waters ef' the Getf Stream off the coast of Florida...
...But when Tom had gone, Dan found that bis father's story had had another effect upon him...
...I have at no time had an excessive interest in the future, beyond general principles...
...Small wonder that under gsjch pressure even the morale of a God-fearingblack cat breaks down and she reverts to the primitive...
...When I returned the stew was gone...
...B. (a) General statement* are worthless unless bseed an msny instances...
...I'd be in hot water all the time...
...hear Maggie Tollefer snicker...
...Pfirnsncle also put me next to the relation between cooking and physical condition...
...When haWaVjuft V marfiy boy he didn't amount' to such a helluva Jot...
...His mind made wide detours, and brought back strange nuggets of philosophy, and half-lnartleulats memories...
...Then she 119010 pile them on a platter to cool and pour hot hog juice on them to make them slip down or'something...
...In the first skirmish between husband and wife, both had made concessions, but Dan felt Agatha had won...
...No matter what food we would bring to the shack, she would run to her beloved frytag pan and fry away at it until it reached a state of greasy petrification, i She would take freshly laid eggs and set them afloat in two inches of sizzling grease and fry away until they ,grew a rhinoceros hide on both sides for protection...
...Now I .know all spout my neck...
...For what avaijeth a man to pen a good hand when his stomach is out of whack...
...Modern society Is much richer than earlier societies in ideologies which are not determined by economics and by nature working as an economic force...
...e) for example...
...It did all of these...
...The place it went to was the frying pan...
...And, come to think about it...
...Jtoti-nothing doing...
...to gave bettor, relations between individual* and grange...
...She was frightened to death, I think, not...
...But we' r ••down on the cook, the one person in the §P**|a who enters the very depths of our beMpgthree times a day and fills them either with the fires of hell or the soothins...
...You do not like to have your feelings hurt...
...It sorta died in me...
...Ysu like this or dislike that, you love one person or hate snether, simply hscsuss yeu do so...
...fcv^fccarbuncle also taught me that it is Say "to squeeze a grass widow than a pimple...
...She couldn't talk, span," Agatha told him afterwards...
...I was so hungry for something soupy and vegetably that I put everything green I could lay my hands on in that stew, including tobacco sprouts, thistles, poison vine and lily bulbs...
...Yea, Dan's eld ugly mother...
...His is not a Closed mind...
...We think it would be perfectly grand to herd up our more promi^nerrt parasites far, far away: In meM...
...We honor i y''Preacher who promises relief from frying Igjfs...
...Inn, aja administration building, canals, golf eiuba, yacht clubs, drinking clubs and pavUioart* were all in the scheme of the founders, fee project wag to center ground the Arrow CoSar figure of young Jimmy Cromwell, s high-stepping Philadelphia son-of-the-rich...
...Moreover, with the progress of society, non-economic factors...
...seat of all their joys and woes.: Tp*y filled their head* with f-odts and demons and their tummies 4-rth fried aow-bflly and...
...Boy Scouts, marchings end eoqnbir*bjiUjbijmjm^tf AsMB-1 skmal patriot...
...that aan be aaid is, that it ie probable or improbable that something will happen tomorrow...
...angel food that only the 4of» of hell could fat sway with...
...If force Is not employed, low cunning, secret intrigue, half truths or open lying is employed...
...I guess..until your marrying and all made me think apt It again...
...She wai afraid I was going to dash mto the curb...
Vol. 3 • June 1926 • No. 21
