Go North, Young Man:
ARMOUR, RICHARD
GO NORTH, YOUNG MAN Russian scientists have installed microphone at the North Pole, according to a Moscow report.--News item. Amidst the frigid northern airs, Amongst the nuzzling polar...
...Amidst the frigid northern airs, Amongst the nuzzling polar bears, Precisely at the Pole, Some day quite soon, it seems, there'll be A commentator or MC, A faithful, hardy soul...
...Yes, far from Moscow, all alone, And frozen to his microphone, His head a mass of hates, Will be assigned some Red-hot hero To cool a bit at sub-sub-zeroAnd I've some candidates...
...Richard Armour...
Vol. 37 • December 1954 • No. 49
