Out of Condition; Profit With Honor
ARMOUR, RICHARD
OUT O F CONDITION "Pay-as-you-chill" air-conditioning may soon be available to hotel patrons.??News item. A bit too cold? A bit too hot? Then drop a quarter in the slot, And settle back, and in...
...But how you'll swelter, how you'll freeze And wipe the sweat or hug your knees If, when it's cold or when it's hot, A dollar bill's the least you've got...
...If we should wax enthusiastic, Our reason's not precisely Because these items made of plastic And chrome are selling nicely...
...PROFIT WITH HONOR Gift Shop at VN Turns Neat Profit.??Newspaper headline...
...Here's why our lagging hope's increased (Home papers kindly copy) : The UN's gift shop is at least A shop, and not a shoppe...
...Then drop a quarter in the slot, And settle back, and in a trice The air will be extremely nice...
...Richard Armour...
Vol. 37 • April 1954 • No. 14
