Limestone is a greentasting rock
Collins, Mike
MICHAEL COLLINS LIMESTONE IS A GREEN-TASTING ROCK Natural Resources Israel has plenty of limestone. Limestone is a green-tasting rock. Q. What is the soundest reason why Ein Gedi is a tourist...
...The most southern part of Israel is about one inch from the equator...
...Israel's economy has now advanced to the point where it is no longer understandable...
...All through Israel they put these kibbutzim...
...Sand is found in both hot deserts and cool seashores...
...We know only humans could have made this mess...
...The campaign is when the candidate tells what he stands for and the election is when the voters tell if they can stand for him being elected...
...I am not speaking to Yasir Arafat...
...When they have no sheep, they get their wool from camels and wild animals...
...The history of Israel is getting longer and harder all the time...
...Here are four good advice answers about how to win an election...
...People should not have to fill up their heads with imaginary places...
...They passed a law or something...
...Even if they only have dirt floors it is never dirty dirt...
...People who live in Israel do not need stocks and bonds and oil and things like that...
...We are happy that he continues to send the best of them to us...
...The worst thing about latitudes and longitudes and equators is that they are only imaginary places...
...There is hardly any winter in Israel...
...Many people have struck it rich with little more than money...
...Q. What is the soundest reason why Ein Gedi is a tourist attraction...
...Pre-Me Times Q. Did the Sumerians, Egyptians or Hittites live closest to the Nile River...
...For the benefit of mankind" means to think of your children...
...i A. False...
...Sometimes we think of J people in the Bible as living ! when the world was | younger...
...When passing through Israel, a tornado is really not a hurricane but a khamsin...
...A. The sound of everyone shouting YIPPEE...
...Figs are good to eat but fig leaves are smaller than they should be...
...Oil was discovered at He-letz in 1955...
...Weather Reports Actually, Israel is rather cold all year round except from March through November...
...The Negev The Negev Desert is a rich source of sand...
...The medical work that is done in Israel is for the benefit of mankind...
...Monetary Matters Israel's national prosperity is exceeded only by its national debt...
...Encyclopedias are good places to get information about the Negev Desert unless you don't really want to know that much about it...
...Olives grow there too...
...David Ben Gurion was a Prime Minister of Israel in the pre-me times...
...They are delicious unless you can't stand their taste...
...Israel was made a country by the U.N...
...And if we are not worrying, why we should be worrying about that...
...In just a few short years Israel became a strong nation overnight...
...One good value of election campaigns is they let us know what problems we should be worrying about...
...Only about % of the world is land...
...Botanical Boners One of the trees that grow in Israel is the fig tree...
...Other Things You Shouldn't Know Ships from Israel can now take a shortcut through the Sewage Canal if they are in that much of a hurry...
...We should use all our mind's space for the real ones...
...2. Do not talk too much...
...1. Keep things short...
...A. They can have only one at a time...
...The worst thing a candidate can do is to be told about a mistake he is making on some issue, but then keep on making the same mistake over and over, ect, ect, ect...
...So much speech making often causes their throwts to get orangitis...
...The chief value of a khamsin is yet to be discovered...
...It can grow anywhere...
...With the aid of the camel, man can travel over the Negev Desert...
...It has been found that budgets are more talk-able than balanceable...
...Israel is lucky to be mostly on this % dry part...
...A. That the law of gravity is still with us...
...Or if you don't have any, then your children's children and theirs and on as far as you can think...
...Axtually, elections are different from politics...
...Issues are when they tell what they advocake and what they don't...
...Q. Name one of the qualifications for Prime Minister in Israel...
...After the winning candidate is chosen he is taken and inoculated...
...The latitude of Israel is something like 32 degrees north of the equator...
...Elections come and go while politics are with us all the time...
...This is harder to do...
...Imaginary Geography Although there was once no water in the Gulf of Aqaba, the people who named it somehow knew that water was coming...
...4. Do not let your sayings get too coumpleacated...
...Why man wants to travel over it only man's intelligence can figure out...
...It is presently still floating...
...The main industry of Tiberias is history...
...Mom is one of Israel's starchest supporters...
...I forget what they use them for, but they remember and that is what is important...
...Israel is located next to the Mediterranean Sea...
...At other times it is the old or ancient times...
...3. Make speeches briefly at the point...
...Dad does all his thinking about Israel in his den...
...Oil is the most valuable thing on which the hand of man has ever set foot...
...Much has been said by candidates about balancing the budget...
...but America was founded by four fathers...
...By learning that Ramla is located between Lod and Rehovot, I now know three places I can look for instead of just one...
...A hybrid is a thing that is not its real self...
...It is the room with the naughty pine walls...
...We know human beings lived in Israel as long as one , million years ago since we Iiave found trash and ashes in the one million year ago earth layer...
...The Prime Minister's Inoculation In 1977 they had an election for Prime Minister in Israel...
...Mike Collins, a veteran elementary school teacher, teaches a unit on Israel which, over the years, has provided a collection of "youngsterisms"—the marvelous perceptions and mis-perceptions that his students have included in their work...
...Kibbutzim When the people in kibbutzim have sheep, they make their clothes from sheep wool...
...Q. What is indicated when interest in an election is falling...
...The people who live in kibbutzim have clean homes...
...No one knows for sure which way is right...
Vol. 3 • March 1978 • No. 4
