Announcing early
Carlin, David R. Jr.
ANNOUNCING EARLY A SUGGESTION FOR BILL CLINTON he time has come for President Bill Clinton to announce that he will not run for reelection in 1996. Taking his cue from Lyndon Johnson's...
...How sullied can a symbol become before it loses its symbolic value...
...The details of her accusation, if true, suggest that Clinton has something less than Cary Grant's smoothness when approaching women...
...An elected official' s private sexual conduct is one thing, his conduct in public office something else...
...Absent the financial and sexual accusations, he might well be just the person we need to bridge the abyss that divides the Right and Left in this country...
...not to mention that he won't be reelected...
...That's debatable, but I'll waive the point...
...But I'm very doubtful we can tolerate an endless parade of highly public sex stories about a sitting president...
...The president of the United States is not merely the head of government (like John Major), he is also the head of state (like Queen Elizabeth...
...And if it isn't Gennifer...
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...And if it isn't Hillary's cows, it's Gennifer Flowers...
...And from what we' ve seen of Bill Clinton over the past two years, there's probably more to come...
...I don't know if the charges are true...
...Oh, I know, I know...
...And from what we know of Clinton's enemies, if there's more to come it will certainly be found...
...Anyone who can show genuine sympathy for both the gay movement and Richard Nixon, who can show genuine admiration for both Harry Blackmun and traditional Christian values, certainly has a broad reach...
...One of the ways we teach children how to be American is to tell them stories of the presidents: Washington at Valley Forge, Lincoln the self-made man, FDR overcoming polio...
...Clinton's problem is that he is trying to govern a highly polarized nation, a nation that is rapidly moving toward a condition that might best be described as cultural civil war...
...the argument myself in this column: once when Gary Hart was forced out of the 1988 race for president, and again when John Tower was nominated in 1989 by President George Bush to be secretary of defense...
...But if he can quiet his critics, whose audiences won't be so troubled about his personal sins once they're assured he'll be gone after 1996, he may yet accomplish much...
...Though much of his curriculum vitae is inspirational, Clinton is becoming increasingly unavailable for edificatory uses...
...But enough is enough...
...My complaint is not that these charges have been proven but that we have to listen to them at all, or at least that we have to listen to them without respite for many months at a time...
...But if it isn't Paula Jones, then it's Whitewater...
...If Clinton's sex life, no matter how promiscuous it may turn out to have been, were genuinely private, the nation could tolerate it...
...Certain of the alleged details are so gross that it is hard to imagine the governor of any state being guilty of them—even a bush-league state like Arkansas, even a governor as horny as Bill Clinton...
...In fact, I've made 11 OF SEVERAL HINDS David R. Carlin, Jr...
...He would sincerely like to be the president of "all the people," and by temperament he is suited for this mission...
...Besides, it isn't a matter of philandering only...
...Whitewater and cattle futures are about money...
...Clinton is a friendly, well-intentioned, warmhearted guy...
...After all, this is America in the late twentieth century...
...Worse still, the Paula Jones story, if true, is a very serious instance of sexual harassment...
...Rodham Clinton) personally, by keeping the focus on Clinton sex-and-money problems...
...Courage, justice, honesty, industriousness, good judgment, etc.: these are essential virtues for high public officials...
...Chastity is not...
...If this personal assault continues, the president, despite his enormous governing skills, will end up with a so-so record of accomplishments...
...What's more, the sex stories involve allegations that state troopers assisted Clinton in picking up women...
...And if it isn' t Whitewater, it's state trooper revelations...
...There's no end to this kind of thing...
...It will be said that none of this has been proven...
...Fewer and fewer people will pay heed to such critics...
...If Clinton would simply announce that he is out of the race for 1996, mean-spirited critics of the Rush Limbaugh and American Spectator variety will continue for a while to hurl their abuse...
...well, you get the idea...
...and Clinton...
...And given the nature of the American press today (where tabloid media have the power to force the New York Times to cover stories it would prefer to pass up), when it is found, we the public will certainly hear about it...
...Taking his cue from Lyndon Johnson's 1968 announcement, he should tell the nation he wants to devote all his energy to working on his agenda: national health care, welfare reform, restoration of economic health...
...Up till now it has been many months, but eventually, I suspect, it will be years at a time...
...it is not Massachusetts Bay in 1650...
...On the other hand, the charges are consistent with a pattern laid out in earlier allegations...
...As long as Clinton does a good job as president, what do we care what women he meets in motel rooms and back seats of automobiles...
...It is becoming harder to resist the urge to cover the ears of the nearest child when the president's name is mentioned...
...But America is not a mean-spirited country...
...As I write this, it is the second week in May, only a few days after Paula Jones filed her suit against the president, alleging that he propositioned her back in the days when he was governor of Arkansas and she was a state employee...
...These critics (of whom Rush Limbaugh and the American Spectator are the most conspicuous) are motivated by opposition to Clinton's political agenda, but they find that the most effective way to retard that agenda is to attack Clinton (and Ms...
...The effect of such an announcement would be to quiet his conservative critics and cut down the size of their audience...
...I still hold that view...
...He is the nation itself condensed and personified...
...That is, he is a great symbol of the nation, something like the American flag...
...And if it isn't state troopers, its Hillary's cows...
Vol. 121 • June 1994 • No. 11
