The Continuing Crisis
The Continuing Crisis • ^ December witnessed a decided reduction in the persistent and annoying propensity of Americans to confuse ex-President John F. Kennedy with Pope John XXIII. On the other...
...The lovely Mrs...
...Possibly the French could be induced to reopen Devil's Island, but then even the Devil deserves some consideration...
...0 man came in with $2 :c pay for his gas...
...Elsewhere in the country Federal Judge Thomas J. MacBride showed merciless disrespect for freedom of expression when he sentenced the willowy and concerned Miss Lynette Alice Fromme to the maximum term of life imprisonment for attempting to kill President Ford...
...In Nairobi, Kenya the general assembly of the illustrious World Council of Churches set some remarkable precedents by ignoring its own operating rules to elect its first two women and its first Russian as presidents...
...Back in the Western Hemisphere Premier Fidel Castro lent substance to Senator George McGovern's recent assertion that Cuba desires closer relations with the United States when he affirmed his interest in establishing those relations in about one hundred years...
...The Kingdom of a Million Elephants is getting a new name...
...And the entrepreneurial fever hit Nei York City, when social worker Michael Chic was arrested on a subway wearing a fur coat, blue dress, a blue wide-brimmed hat, red plat form shoes, and carrying a handbag...
...According to Time, President Kennedy in 1962 confided to British Prime Minister Harold Macmillan and Foreign Minister R.A...
...Kennedy as an activist President beyond Warren G. Harding's wildest hopes and dreams, lend new significance to the naming of Washington, D.C.'s cultural temple the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts...
...A committee report revealed that every President since Mr...
...Detente seems to be humming along fluently, though the United States was caught committing the malum in se of pumping $27 million into Angola, presumably to thwart the good works of the Cuban and Russian Red Cross agencies...
...Described exiguously as a "close friend" in the committee report, Mrs...
...And in a touching show of lingering affection, her first husband rushed to her support, stating: "I couldn't imagine her being privy to any kind of secret information...
...and similar diatribi —was 64, three years short of the average li expectancy of those American males whom 1 regularly berated for eating Wonder brei and other calamitous confections...
...Kennedy, who as a candidate had promised to "get America moving again," actually "made love to three women on the morning of his inauguration...
...Euell Gibbons, the idei logue of natural foods, astonished his admire[ and passed on to Glory...
...Many of these "brothers in the faith" write unappreciative philippics fo the Central Committee of the Lithuanian Communist Party, and others are seized with a frightening passion to raise crosses and unsightly statues in their villages—bizarre manifestations of religious fervor, as any right-thinking member of the World Council will admit...
...By the time he became President he had passed the 1500 mark...
...She wouldn't understand it anyway...
...Kennedy and Mr...
...According to Mr...
...The egalitarian fever hit Bippus, Indian...
...On the other hand, the revelations of author Richard Condon, who spent fifteen years researching Mr...
...Condon, Mr...
...Franklin Roosevelt has misused the FBI—Mr...
...Kennedy's veneries, and of Time magazine, which portrayed Mr...
...Johnson most promiscuously...
...It will make domestic oil cheaper—and of course scarcer—and Arab oil more plentiful—and of course more enthralling—a prodigious achievement by the geniuses on the Potomac and a boon to the Sheiks...
...John Roselli, currently fighting deportation proceedings...
...Reporting in London's scholarly News of the World the distinguished British researcher asserted that Mr...
...Perhaps she could be sentenced to serve as American Ambassador to Mr...
...Idi Amin's Uganda...
...The cause death remained shrouded in secrecy, thong he was known to have developed an ulcer the summer of 1974, a source of nagging i humor to this really rather violent advocate fruits, nuts, and what are generally consider< nuisance weeds by the vast majority of Amel canoes...
...I mean let me put it this way...
...How typically World-Councilof-Churchesish and how important that the Rev...
...The deceased—authi of Stalking the Wild Asparagus, Stalking Blue-Fied Scallop ,Beachcomber's Handboo Feast on a Diabetic Diet...
...Then he turned to his car filled it up with gas a drove away...
...Henceforth it will be known as the People's Democratic Republic of Laos—another inauspicious venture at coalition government...
...When asked about the condition of religion in his homeland the pious Russian church leader, Orthodox Archbishop Metropolitan Nikodim, replied that the church "strives for service of neighbor, and this applies to our brothers in the faith in our own country...
...She is asking $25,000 dam ages...
...Butler that "if he went too long without a woman, he suffered headaches...
...Chico he "wanted to make political statement concerning sex and gendt in our society...
...They weren't dealing with some kind of Phi Beta Kappa...
...Producers of junk foods let out a yell on Di cember 29 when Mr...
...The Solomons of the state Supreme Court are pondering the case...
...After seven-block chase and many cries for he an unidentified man, responding to her crit tripped her...
...Eulogized the Rev...
...And so it is that Judith Inmoor Campbell becomes the latest ingenue of Camelot, another romantic figure to be remembered along with Arthur Schlesinger, Jr., Richard Goodwin, and so many other fondly remembered names from that fabulous epoch...
...And according to his lawyer his arrest should cost the Transit Authorit $5,000 in damages...
...The Glorious Ninety-fourth Congress confected and President Gerald ( Jerry) Ford signed an energy bill that combines the worst of both worlds...
...III In New Orleans only one person responch to Miss Leah Edwards' calls for help as sl chased two youthful purse snatchers...
...Robert Pow over Mr...
...1 looked at me and I said, `Man, un,tie me, the police.' He put the money back in pocket, grabbed a bunch of cigarettes and o me that help was on the way...
...One of the attendants ported that, ''Several customers came in...
...Nikodim should be made a president now, for at this very moment there is an inscrutable outbreak of insanity afflicting Lithuanian Catholics who are perforce shipped by the carload to Moscow's highly advanced psychiatric hospitals...
...Time's account chronicled the President's taste for stenographers, airline stewardesses, and Hollywood artistes, but also supplied an impressive explanation for what some wowsers might dismiss as juvenescent gluttony...
...and Mr...
...Inste they helped themselves to some four hundr gallons of gasoline...
...Accorc ing to Mr...
...On Chicago's South Side scores motorists effulgent with Christmas spirit nored pleas for help from two service stati attendants who lay bound and robbed...
...The sentence ignited a flash of apprehension throughout the nation's penal system, for in the same week the prattling and repugnant Miss Sara Jane Moore turned in a plea of guilty for the same act, and who would want to spend the rest of his or her life with that nincompoop...
...life and lived adventures we only dream of.' Such are the grand dreams of the progressiv( shamans of the World Council of Churches...
...Kennedy—ever the amateur historian—kept a record documenting that he had established diplomatic relations with 903 women by the time he entered the Senate...
...Somehow our society has dee failed these motorists, alas...
...Meanwhile back in the United States something of the World Council's profound canonics was seen at the funeral of John S. Knight III, the slain millionaire whose apartment contained recordings ol homosexual encounters, pictures of naked boys, and evidence of drug traffic and of Knight's involvement with Philadelphia...
...Campbell, now living in semi-retirement in a San Diego trailer, became the center of a media pother which quieted only after she demurely called a press conference to clear her good name and those of her former friends Sam (Momo) Giancana, deceased...
...Knight's remains: "he had a zest fo...
...This veritable Vesuvius of historical data gushed out as controversial columnist William Safire accused the Church Committee of a "cover-up" for neglecting to dwell at any length on the sex, age, professional experience, and gangland connections of Judith Inmoor Campbell, a reputedly highly paid girdle model from the late 1950s who visited the intellectual Kennedy in 1961 and 1962...
...The Senate Select Committee on Intelligence continued to produce results...
...R 2 The Alternative: An American Spectator February 19...
...when Miss Linda K. Garshiler, prospective teacher, filed suit in Federal court contending that a nearby school system had discriminate against her by refusing to hire her solely be cause she is blind...
...leather set...
...Campbell scotched many ugly suspicions when she divulged that "My relationship with Jack Kennedy was of a close personal nature and did not involve conspiratorial shenanigans of any kind...
Vol. 9 • February 1976 • No. 5
