The Bootblack Stand
Plunkitt, George Washington
The Bootblack Stand by George Washington Plunkitt Dear Dr. Plunkitt: I am the newly reelected head of the National Organization for Women (NOW) and I would like to do something...
...A day hardly passes that one does not hear a burly machismo-type politician roaring away about the great achievements of men, their intelligence, their competence, their moral strength...
...What should I do...
...IN/1 suggestion is that your wear elevato shoes...
...By the way, why do you thinl Jackie Kennedy is so sexy...
...Und during da same dinner I mentioned det Jackie Kennedy Onassis is "sexy...
...You have done more for peace in our time than a whole army of saints and martyrs...
...By the way, why do you thinl Jackie Kennedy is so sexy...
...For vun ting der is terrible commotion over da fact det I told my host vut an owful man Nixon vus...
...What should I do...
...I suggest you rename that state Hysteria...
...I would like to do something that would show the intelligence, the competence, the moral superiority of women...
...A day hardly passes that one does not hear a burly machismo-type politician roaring away about the great achievements of men, their intelligence, their competence, their moral strength...
...GWP My Dear Dr...
...I want them to have pride...
...Plunkitt: I am the newly reelected head of the National Organization for Women (NOW) and I would like to do something really dramatic for my cause...
...It is not like I vus talking about someone in power is it...
...I would like to show their strength...
...You have done more for peace in our time than a whole army of saints and martyrs...
...Their chauvinism destroys the most tender human couplings...
...Their chauvinism destroys the most tender human couplings...
...Sincerely, Henry Kissinger...
...Secretary of State Dear Mr...
...Plunkitt: I am the newly reelected head of the National Organization for Women (NOW) and I would like to do something really dramatic for my cause...
...DeCrow: In this day of rampant male chauvinism it is so nice to receive a letter from a person whose organization has done so much to bring all persons, regardless of genitalia, toward mutual understanding and respect...
...Und during da same dinner I mentioned det Jackie Kennedy Onassis is "sexy...
...Wherever one looks, in special sections of the newspaper, on daytime television,one sees these men haranguing the achievements of men and threatening the very existence of Womankind...
...GWI 34 The Alternative: An American Spectator December 19 The Bootblack Stand by George Washington Plunkitt Dear Dr...
...I suggest you merely ask Congress to turn over to you a small Southern state in which you may quietly till your own plots and continue your good deeds...
...Secretary: I am not sure you ever could look her it the eye...
...I would like to show their strength...
...I suggest you rename that state Hysteria...
...I want them to play heads-up football...
...You are the lovers of humanity, the healers of malevolent spirits...
...You have brought us all together with your thoughtful publications, your demonstrations, and now your national women's strike...
...But vhy is everybody angry mit me now...
...I would like to do something that would show the intelligence, the competence, the moral superiority of women...
...Wherever one looks, in special sections of the newspaper, on daytime television,one sees these men haranguing the achievements of men and threatening the very existence of Womankind...
...I mean Nixon is not der President now...
...How can I effer luk her in da eye again...
...IN/1 suggestion is that your wear elevato shoes...
...But vhy is everybody angry mit me now...
...It is not like I vus talking about someone in power is it...
...From my calculations she mus be at least four inches taller than you...
...Vell she is, but dis is da ting dat has me in truble...
...Sincerely, Henry Kissinger...
...GWI 34 The Alternative: An American Spectator December 19 The Bootblack Stand by George Washington Plunkitt Dear Dr...
...GWP My Dear Dr...
...I suggest you merely ask Congress to turn over to you a small Southern state in which you may quietly till your own plots and continue your good deeds...
...Plunkitt: Ven I vus in Canada jus a vew veeks ago my dinner hosts neglected to turn off my microscope and my remarks ver overheard by the press...
...For vun ting der is terrible commotion over da fact det I told my host vut an owful man Nixon vus...
...I want them to have unity...
...My vife is so mad she could turn me into head cheese...
...From my calculations she mus be at least four inches taller than you...
...Plunkitt: Ven I vus in Canada jus a vew veeks ago my dinner hosts neglected to turn off my microscope and my remarks ver overheard by the press...
...I want them to have pride...
...Up with us, Karen DeCrow Dear Ms...
...My vife is so mad she could turn me into head cheese...
...I want them to have unity...
...Now—mein gott!— you shuld veel the heat in the kitchen...
...How can I effer luk her in da eye again...
...You are the lovers of humanity, the healers of malevolent spirits...
...Secretary: I am not sure you ever could look her it the eye...
...You and your illustrious sisters, resolutely and with dignity and compassion for all, have never tired in affirming the need for human understanding and cooperation...
...She has no been in power for years...
...DeCrow: In this day of rampant male chauvinism it is so nice to receive a letter from a person whose organization has done so much to bring all persons, regardless of genitalia, toward mutual understanding and respect...
...Up with us, Karen DeCrow Dear Ms...
...Now—mein gott!— you shuld veel the heat in the kitchen...
...Secretary of State Dear Mr...
...I want them to play heads-up football...
...You have brought us all together with your thoughtful publications, your demonstrations, and now your national women's strike...
...Vell she is, but dis is da ting dat has me in truble...
...You and your illustrious sisters, resolutely and with dignity and compassion for all, have never tired in affirming the need for human understanding and cooperation...
...She has no been in power for years...
...Plunkitt: I am the newly reelected head of the National Organization for Women (NOW) and I would like to do something r...
...I mean Nixon is not der President now...
Vol. 9 • December 1975 • No. 3
