The Continuing Crisis
The Continuing Crisis Editorial:
...Republican . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 15 Robert F. Turner on Fire in the Lake . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 16 Victor Baras on Out of the Ruins of Europe . . . . . . . . . 18 D.W...
...Authorities uncovered their scheme to sell stocks in a nonexistent corporation that supposedly would franchise a swanky string of fortunetelling salons throughout California, New York, and Massachusetts...
...Robert W. Deisher and Charley M. Johnston, commune-bred youngsters "related to sex as something interesting and enjoyable but not of central importance...
...And from Chicago comes more...
...good news via two audacious pediatric researchers who have found that youngsters will actually benefit more from communes than from the antiquated nuclear family...
...Sexuality was expressed early, and actual intercourse occurred between most youngsters by the age of 5 or 6." On September 13 Mr...
...In a decision that gave the boot to Korean cultural freedom and insulted millions of American aesthetes, the South Korean Education Ministry banned The Godfather...
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...And in San Francisco, Gamaliel Washingten and his ninety-three-year-old mother were arrested for mail fraud...
...MANUFACTURING NEWSPAPERS RADIO Tuner Division Semi-Conductor Division Broadcast Equipment Division Air Trimmer Division Magnetic Tape Division in America...
...Martha Mitchell separated from the former Attorney General, and a spokesbeing for the Coast Guard confirmed rumors that it had repealed anachronistic requirements stipulating separate comfort stations on ships...
...On September 3 the gas shortage eased when Congress reconvened...
...John Ford died on the last day of August...
...However, hope lingers for those 200 beagle puppies now suffering at the hands of Air Force pollutant researchers...
...Abbie Hoffman has indefinitely postponed editing videotapes of his vasectomy...
...Bloodless officials in Brentwood, New Jersey, have eschewed clinical treatment of those 12,000 pheasants, who were supposedly exposed to equine encephalitis, and instead gassed the entire flock...
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...9 But the month's gravest loss was not suffered by religious radicals but by American art lovers when they learned that Mr...
...will be charged $25 an hour...
...Finally, a leading producer of athletic equipment announced that it is exploring the feasibility of producing athletic supporters for women...
...From New Zealand came word that primitive tribesmen had dined on the tender parts of government game warden Felix O. Johnson, B.F., and from Washington came reports that White House assistant presidents were dining on the tender parts of Vice-President Agnew and Treasury Secretary Schultz, among others...
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...9 Judge John Sirica ordered President Nixon to come forth with his tapes, a decision which the President's barristers appealed...
...Cooper [] John R. Coyne, Jr...
...Earlier he spoke appasionata of his aspirat-ions for his second administration, an administration which is now revving up furiously though it remains in neutral...
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...A month of brummagem and gas...
...10 Chris Hughes: A Letter from Europe . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 13 REVIEWS i George Carey on Mr...
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...And Victoria, the strangely popular inmate at Beirut's women's prison, upon closer inspection, turned out to be a man...
...III I I [ DEPARTMENTS The Continuing Crisis . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 Editorial: R. Emmett Tyrrell, Jr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 The Business of America: Lindley H. Clark . . . . . . . . . . . 4 Contributors . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 8. The Public Policy: Peter Rusth0ven . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 The Nation's Pulse: Victor Gold . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12 Brudnoy's Index . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12 Letter from a Whig: C. Bascom Slemp . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14 The Great American Column: C. H. Simonds . . . . . . . . . 21 Talkies: David Brudnoy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23 Correspondence . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 27 The Bootblack Stand . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 28 Current Wisdom: by Assorted Jackasses . . . . . . . . . . . . 30 ARTICLES Felix Morley: From Robert A. Taft to Watergate . . . . . . . 5 Patrick Cosgrave: The Mind of Toryism . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 Thomas Molnar: The Inarticulate Society of the Future...
...9 Back in the states the crusade for female justice continues...
...Gas stations went on strike throughout the country during the last week of September, and in St...
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...9 Reports of cannibalism seeped out- of the jungles of New Zealand and Washington...
...9 An indication of the growing economic sophistication of some American businessmen was revealed when a group of modern J.P...
...The redoubtable National Anti-Vivisection Society has filed suit in Chicago on their behalf...
...After the event seven hundred Smith College women demonstrated in celebration of the new dawn...
...Mumtag Rahawi was freed after being convicted for trying to blow up his wife with a mortar shell...
...James Grant Peter Hughes [] Joseph A. Morris [] Roger D. Tyrrell Contributors: Paul Bernstein [] Frank W. Blatchford IH Barry Burr [] Ron Docksai [] J.P...
...The "Perfect Master," Maharaj Ji, now touring America for the first time, has come down with ulcers...
...9 On the very day that Secretariat won the $250,000 Marlboro Cup at Belmont, Sweden's Good King Gustav passed on...
...9 It appears that a new mode of thrillseeking has claimed its first victim, rock star Steve Perron, who Rolling Stone reports "died from inhaling vomit during his sleep...
...All those not interred by 4:30 P.M...
...Plunkitt [] Peter Rusthoven C. Bascom Slemp [] Mark Souder [] David Tudor Wayne H. Valis [] Richard Wheeler [] Timothy Wheeler Alien Contributors: Eric Brodin [] Carl Miller Judy Tyrrell Art Director: Elliott Banfield Art: Gustave Dor6 [] Eric Lehnaas The Alternative was fcxmded in 1924 by George Nathan and Truman Newberry over a cheap domestic beer in McSofley's Old Ale ~ . Originally FxJblished on restroom walls, c~ly sir~e 1967 has it come under purview of the Saturday Evening Club which p~blishes it from October theough June...
...on What Went Wrong With American Education . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22 Timothy Wheeler on An Introduction to Christian Economics . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25 J. Tim Fennell on The Semblance of Peace . . . . . . . . . . 26 Jack Simmons on The Rise of Radicalism . . . . . . . . . . . 29 Published remarkably without regard to race, color, creed, or (most redundantly of all) national origin---and yes, sex, even s e x . Editor in Chief: R. Emmett Tyrrell, Jr...
...9 On September 10 President Nixon sent Congress a second State of the Union Message, consisting mainly of fifty reheated legislative proposals...
...And in Vancouver, Washington, the president of the American Bar Association, Inc...
...says that Watergate has "badly hurt the image" of lawyers...
...Hoffman and three colleagues were arrested for merchanting $500,000 worth of cocaine to undercover agents...
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...Morgans suggested a "Nixon Center" be named after the author of wage and price controls and be "dedicated to free enterprise...
...Can this be a weird new religious experience...
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...In fact this year's automobiles are so ugly that it is probable they will be displayed at the Mus~e Nationale d'Art Moderne...
...President Marcos banned women's slacks in the Philippines, and trade un(continued on page 31) 2 The Alternative November 1973 CONTINUING CRISIS (continued from page 2) ionism scored a splendid triumph in Lagos when that progressive metropolis' 20,000 women of delight announced their unionization, a move designed to win the Nigerian government's recognition of their venerable profession...
...Even more repulsive are the new television shows, many of which have come under the investigation of local mental health associations...
...9 From the education world we hear that one in three women fail in their attempts at contraception...
...But the most ominous piece of economic news comes from Salt Lake City where the City Commission hiked the fee for late burials in the city cemetery...
...Hundreds of lawyers and judges from 115 countries met in Abidjan to discuss world peace through world law, a larger mob assembled in Algeria to discuss the prospects of what pundits call the Third World, and a smaller mob met in Nairobi to discuss the mysteries of the International Monetary Fund...
...And Sister Elizabeth McAlister, who recently married the Rev...
...Philip Berrigan, sent a thrill through radical religious communities when she was booked for stealing a chain saw from a Sears Roebuck store...
...After threatening for months to unveil their 1974 masterpieces, the auto industry and the television industry suited their actions to their words and once again astounded the civilized world by surpassing all earlier abominations, including the 1955 DeSoto and the recently exhumed Jack Paar Show...
...In Bakersfield, California, Leonard W. Comeau, 19, took the hand of the former Ela Mae Fisher, 72...
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...Cooper on Social Sciences as Sorcery . . . . . . . . . . . 19 Haven Bradford Gew on Bare Ruined Choirs . . . . . . . . . 20 Aram Bakshian, Jr...
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...It was announced that the cost of living had taken yet another giant step...
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...Louis authorities at Anheuser-Busch, the world's largest brewery, declared a shortage of the national nectar...
...Women's tennis' premier virtuoso, Billie Jean King, downed the saucy Bobby Riggs, a middle-aged male star from the 1'940s, while millions of misogynists clutched their throats...
Vol. 7 • November 1973 • No. 2
