College Entrance Exam, 1975 Vintage
Kristol, Elizabeth
College Entrance Form- 1975 Vintage What follows is a model college entrance form secured for us by Miss Elizabeth Kristol, a student of Third Century Cabala at Nightingale-Bamford School in New...
...Thank you...
...please attach a COLOR photoo...
...VIII Write a brief, but extremely meaningful, and relevant essay on what kind of drumbeat you follow, what psyches you out, what turns you on, what's your bag, what makes you freak, what gets it all together, and the like...
...Entitled History, this would have been a non-credit optional course, and anyone (regardless of race, color or creed) would be eligible to sign up...
...please attach a COLOR photoevement you may print...
...due to your lack of achievement you may print...
...reform, repent, etc...
...since when...
...Stoned E. Your Guru, by Con Tern Plate F. Relevance, by U.R...
...forced by whom...
...How is this relevant to life...
...What "job" do you want to attempt after dropping out of college...
...However, due to a lack of interest in the unusual, (only three people enrolled) this course will not be available...
...I l. Name 2. Address 3. Telephone 4. Position (class rank) upper middle lower lowest 5. Father's Job plumber chicken plucker rodent furrier other 6. Mother's Job other II Why do you want to go to this college...
...Dumm V Politics A. hard-core radical B. revolutionary dove C. bleeding-heart liberal D. brutal hardhat VI lobbies A. burning B. looting C. rioting D. loving E. (all of the above) F. (all of the above and everything else) VII If you are a conservative, why...
...Note: To those of you who have gone to progressive grammar and high schools, please have a friend or parent fill out this form as you dictate...
...A. glass-blowing B. organic foods and their place in today's world C love and hate in today's society D. the comparison of the Gangua religion of ancient Peru to the commercial religions in today's society E. comparisons of the ideologies of some of the world's greatest philosophers, fealuring Abbie Hoffman, Jerry Rubin, Mohammed Ali and Charles Reich III, Leonard Bernstein and Jane Fonda F. the art and mechanics of bomb-making G. force and its crucial place on today's campuses IV Please check the following books read in the past year A. How to overrun the Establishment and Remain Callous-free B. The Red Caboose C. John and Yoko's Pornographic Picture Book D. Contemplation, by I.F...
...College Entrance Form- 1975 Vintage What follows is a model college entrance form secured for us by Miss Elizabeth Kristol, a student of Third Century Cabala at Nightingale-Bamford School in New York City...
...She informs us that according to her divinations of the drift of higher education this entrance form will be standard by 1975...
...When you get out of this rut, what are you going (o do...
...Circle one) A. to achieve spiritual fulfillment and enlightenment B. to find out who I really am (see part one) and what my purpose is on earth C. it is the only remaining college with all its buildings and grounds intact D. it is my sixth choice and no one else will have me E. to obtain an education F. to beat the draft G. to defraud the public III Courses (Circle one) NOTICE: We had planned to introduce into our progressive university a new and totally unique course, unlike any found in other colleges in the country...
Vol. 4 • February 1971 • No. 4
