THE CONTINUING CRISIS
Tyrell, R. Emmett Jr.
R . E m m e t t T y r r e l l , J r . T H e c o n T I n u I n G c R I s I s as the last minutes of april ticked away, something quite wonderful hastened toward reality in London. The...
...However—and here our world exclusive grows in exclusivity—when Mr...
...for those who have been wondering whatever became of Miss Monica Lewinsky, British researchers at the University of East Anglia are paying young women to eat chocolate daily for a year as part of an effort to discover the cause of and potential cure for diabetes...
...I found it extremely upsetting...
...And there is more...
...The CDC’s report was the result of an extensive federal survey involving inperson interviews as well as personal observation...
...citizenship, he good-naturedly changed his mind...
...The sexual revolution has reached Bulgaria...
...The breast-feeding findings appear in a new report released late in April from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), which, to be perfectly frank, seems like a curious place for such nutritional information...
...The Guinness Book of World Records is now reviewing the feat, though Master Dahl’s balloons have been confiscated by local public health authorities...
...Stoil Panayotov, a farmer and beekeeper, exchanged his third wife for an eight-year-old goat that goes by the name of Elena...
...Thus the next mayor of London remains an American citizen and can still make good on his occasionally expressed hope of becoming president of the United States...
...Finally, in New York City, Mr...
...Specialists in UK-U.S...
...Speaking in the holy city of Qum after praying at a local mosque in Islam’s traditional bottoms up...
...Johnson’s provenance...
...In Blaine, Washington, the town’s most promising nose-blower has become its most admired nose-blower...
...Senator Barack Obama and his cult-like following actually began importuning on Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton to abort her campaign, abortion being one of Obamaists’ favorite campaign issues...
...Red Ken” Livingstone, the left-wing reactionary incumbent...
...immigration authorities refused him—then a Tory member of Parliament— entry into our country without his U.S...
...Titled Audition, the book reveals that the thrice-divorced old biddy had an affair with Senator Edward Brooke (R-Mass...
...for several years in the 1970s, when Ms...
...Even the Rev...
...There may never again be a National Endowment for the Arts grant for Mr...
...Actually it was almost seven years ago, two buildings collapsed, and the 2,750 victims’ names have most definitely been published...
...She goes on in her imperishable prose to report that a Saturday Night Live comedian, Miss Gilda Radner, did a witty impersonation of Miss Walters’s speech defect...
...Johnson is an exemplary Spectatorian: jovial, skeptical, intelligent, and in London from 1999 to 2005 editor of The Spectator...
...At the livestock market in the town of Plovdiv (pronounced Flav-dyuff ), Mr...
...Wright has not said...
...At this writing he has yet to comment on Miss Walters’s Throughout the month, Illinois’ junior senator continued to win support with his strikingly schizophrenic campaign, refuting the Clintons’ charge that he lacks political experience by bragging that he is a total greenhorn to politics and hardly knows anyone in Washington...
...The American economy expanded at an annual rate of 0.6 percent in the first quarter of 2008, the same as in the last quarter of 2007, which was the lowest rate of GDP growth in five years...
...In related news, an unnamed Dutch stu1 4 T H e a M e R I c a n s P e c T a T o R J u n e 2 0 0 8 R . e M M e T T T Y R R e L L , J R . dent from progressive Euro College in Rotterdam, Holland, created an international incident by posting footage on YouTube of himself exposing his male member to the famed Taj Mahal, which remained impassive...
...Boris Johnson appeared as a shoo-in to be elected mayor of London over the rebarbative Mr...
...Johnson presented himself at the American embassy in London to terminate his U.S...
...President Mahmoud ahmadinejad, the unkempt and smelly leader of Iran, has again shown indications that he cannot handle his camel dung cocktails...
...manner, Mr...
...Jeremiah Wright, went on a media blitz, ending at the National Press Club where he reiterated some of the high points of those sermons, for instance, his conclusion that AIDS was concocted by the United States government to kill blacks, that 9/11 was a perfectly understandable reaction by persons of color to our 1945 bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and something about blacks using different cerebral locales than whites when thinking, though as to which side of the brain Senator Obama uses the Rev...
...Wright would agree, though on other issues of international interest doubtless the Rev...
...But what explains the campaign’s plausibility with the American press...
...Thirteen-year-old Master Andrew Dahl, acting under the guidance of his parents, blew up a record 213 balloons in one hour using only his nose...
...They are also contemplating legal action against the disrespectful and illogical student, for as was clear on YouTube he failed to use a condom...
...relations have been aware of Mr...
...The procedure threatened to become too expensive in terms of tax liabilities alone...
...Ahmadinejad announced, “Four or five years ago, a suspicious event occurred in New York...
...His Crisis is real...
...In fact, he announced it himself in a famous August 9, 2006, Spectator piece wherein he indignantly renounced his American citizenship after simple-minded U.S...
...Chambers...
...The sooner the better—April was another glum month for the Clintons and their cult-like following...
...apparently Euro College faculty members recognized the student’s private parts and immediately notified the college’s administrators, who have suspended him and sent a formal apology to the Indian Ambassador to Holland, evidently a big YouTube fan...
...Another of his schizoid claims is that he has been befriended and “mentored” by the pastor of Chicago’s largest black church but paid no attention whatsoever to the beloved pastor’s grotesque sermons...
...At the end of the month the pastor, the Rev...
...People started calling me Baba Wawa, behind my back, and even to my face...
...So she now has revealed that with Senator Brooke she was a hottie...
...The Conservative Party’s Mr...
...passport...
...R . E m m e t t T y r r e l l , J r . T H e c o n T I n u I n G c R I s I s as the last minutes of april ticked away, something quite wonderful hastened toward reality in London...
...Throughout the month, Illinois’ junior senator continued to win support with his strikingly schizophrenic campaign, refuting the Clintons’ charge that he lacks political experience by bragging that he is a total greenhorn to politics and hardly knows anyone in Washington...
...The senator, being both black and white, quite possibly uses both sides simultaneously, thus explaining his schizophrenic campaign...
...Johnson is an American citizen, having been born in New York General Hospital, New York, New York, on June 19, 1964—the Goldwater Year...
...Given his proven eloquence, joviality, and abhorrence of the American tax burden, let us say it here and now: the next mayor of London is AmSpec’s candidate for the White House as soon as he chooses to run...
...salacious revelations, which not even the tabloids had carried a hint of...
...Jamarl Chambers’s hopes of becoming a Hollywood director went aglimmer when he was arrested for surreptitiously filming under women’s skirts as they rode escalators at the Grand Central Terminal...
...At the time, Senator Brooke, the first black to be popularly elected to the Senate, was married...
...What is more, we can now report in yet another American Spectator world exclusive, Mr...
...On the other hand, a whopping 77 percent of new American mothers now breast-feed, which is the highest rate of breast-feeding in at least two decades...
...Walters would have been, by our calculations, in her mid-80s...
...Foul-mouthed pranksters in the historic English village of Lunt continue to deface road signs by changing the first letter of that 13thcentury village’s name, creating a vulgar anatomical term rarely mentioned in polite company unless one is confused as to the past tense of “can’t...
...supports the tommyrot of President Ahmadinejad...
...apparently Miss Barbara walters, the ancient TV personality, has written a dirty memoir...
...Writes Miss Walters: “Audiences found her mimicry of my pronunciation of l and r as w hysterically funny...
...Miss Walters is 115 years old...
...J u n e 2 0 0 8 T H e a M e R I c a n s P e c T a T o R 1 5...
...A building collapsed, and they said that 3,000 people had been killed but never published their names...
Vol. 41 • June 2008 • No. 5
