THE CONTINUING CRISIS
Tyrrell, R. Emmett Jr.
THE ISIS CONTINUING CR September vamoosed; and so did the 109th Congress, a Congress that endeared itself to libertarian conservatives by doing very little. It also endeared itself to...
...Unfortunately, that legislation probably ends forever the interrogation practice known as "water boarding" by which after a couple of minutes the suspected mastermind of 9/11, Mr...
...In the Malaysian village of Kampung Paya, thousands of knuckleheads are turning out to observe what they are calling the Ghost Tree...
...Ayman al-Zawahiri, al Qaeda's "number two," 10 THE AMERICAN SPECTATOR NOVEMBER 2006 R. EMMETT TYRRELL, JR...
...Crazy Legs Conti in Boston's lobster roll eating championships...
...Apparently he was not wearing a condom...
...Overnight the sexually tolerant Democratic Party was railing against the sexually straightlaced Republican Party for not revealing the flirtatious Mr...
...and on September 7 it outlawed the slaughter of horses for human consumption, possibly as a favor to oil-rich Kazakhstan...
...Foley is a former Democrat from--where else?Massachusetts and founder of the famed "Lettuce Patch" restaurant in south-central Florida, long a vegetarians' Mecca...
...The month ended with the Rev...
...We think it suits her health...
...How far the Democratic Party will go toward what is called "gay bashing," and how far the Republicans will go toward "tolerance," remains unknown at this writing, but once again The American Spectator is vindicated...
...Among other derelictions, the somnolent 109th failed to make tax cuts permanent, repeal the estate tax, or do anything to introduce free-market policies to suppress the nation's metastasizing health costs...
...Gurode was not even wearing his helmet...
...Conti...
...It is a practice freely engaged in byAmerican teenagers and byAmerican university professors intent on getting to class in a fun way that does not deplete our nation's supply of fossil fuels...
...Haynesworth boasted...
...Bill McCollum and the Hon...
...Incidentally Mr...
...Ahmadinejad's evacuations the day before...
...Water boarding is not to be confused with skateboarding, which is infinitely more dangerous, causing sprained ankles and broken bones...
...Takeru "Tsunami" Kobayashi defeated America's Mr...
...In sports news, the Tennessee Titans' defensive tackle Mr...
...game is not on the field but in your mind," observed Mr...
...Foley did not win the Senate nomination but he did return to the House to become co-chairman of the House of Representative's Missing and Exploited Children's Caucus, a position now open to Congressman Barney Frank...
...Nikolovic's privates...
...David Holmes, divulged his finding that mice do not really like cheese...
...Finally, Bob Woodward came out with a new bouillabaisse of a book, State of Denial, revising his earlier views of the handling of the Iraq war...
...The indignant hedgehog's needles lacerated Mr...
...The Incidentally Mr...
...delivering a tirade against Pope Benedict XVI and President George W. Bush, the latter of whom he called a "charlatan," which in the Rev.'s Islamic parlance is roughly equivalent to "pork chop...
...Foley, noted: "Few believe that McCollum can win statewide, and while Foley has been raising money in both Washington and Florida, questions about his personal life, which he declines to address, have begun nibbling at the corners of his campaign and are raising doubts inside the White House whether he's the strongest candidate to put forward for the job...
...Moreover the face changes daily, suggesting that it might suffer multiple personality disorder and be in need of psychiatric care...
...He is also the world record holder for hot dog consumption, 53 in 12 minutes...
...Right here...
...Haynesworth...
...Her granddaughter, Miss Shikha Raft, told a reporter for the Asian News International that "The doctor said if she has no health problems, let her eat...
...Khalid Sheik Mohammed, gurgled "uncle...
...NOVE~r 20_9 THE AMERICAN SPECTATOR 11...
...Appearing on a video with the now familiar smudge of dirt on his forehead (or possibly it too is "number two"), the al Qaeda spokesman frankly looked tired and unkempt...
...Foley for what he is, to wit, a queer as flambeaux as, say, the Hon...
...Zoran Nikolovic, 35, to treat his premature ejaculation by experiencing sexual congress with a hedgehog...
...Kobayashi consumed 41 rolls in ten minutes...
...I apologize to Andre," who obviously remains on a first-name basis with Mr...
...It was a month of high oratory beginning at the United Nations where Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (always pronounced with a jazz beat) and Venezuela's President Hugo Chavez appeared back to back, as unhygienic as that might sound...
...Our guess is that the UN's janitorial staff had simply failed to clean up after Mr...
...And it smells of sulfur still today...
...The Central Asian nation is renowned for its meatloaf, which would be nonexistent without horsemeat and a dash of kerosene...
...And while on the subject of nutrition, there is another culinary breakthrough in the Indian subcontinent...
...In fact they like grains and fruits...
...In Speed-Eating, Japan's Mr...
...Andre Gurode, in the face, and Mr...
...The next day President Chavez was more intense calling our suave president "the devil," who "came here [to the podium of the UN General Assembly...
...On June 20, 2003, our infallible "Prowler," reporting the looming race for the GOP Senate nomination between former Rep...
...President Ahmadinej ad, wearing his trademark Sears Roebuck windbreaker, took the high ground, speaking of "humanity passionately" craving "commitment to the truth, devotion to God, quest for justice, and respect for the dignity of human beings"-particularly if the womenfolk appear in burlap bags and the menfolk pray in Islam's traditional "Bottom's Up" position...
...Barney Frank or former Congressman Gerry Studds who in 1983 admitted to having an illicit sexual relationship with a 17-year-old male page...
...Then he divulged the identities of other killers...
...An 80-year-old grandmother has revealed the secret to her long life and languid charm...
...In Belgrade, Serbia, a fun-loving witchdoctor could be in trouble with local health authorities after advising a client, Mr...
...Ram Raft of progressive Chindar in Lucknow district eats a kilo of sand a day...
...Skateboarding is particularly popular among the professoriate at Harvard State University and could be introduced as a form of recreation to detainees in our facility at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, many of whom share the Harvard profs' politics and other disorders...
...It is a betel nut tree that appears to have a human face complete with eyes, teeth, and a nose...
...It also endeared itself to grafters at Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac whose $16 billion in fraud and accounting blunders again were seen by Official Washington as no cause for reform...
...The 1Ogth did achieve two other goals...
...Mark Foley of the Sunshine State, resigned his seat-and that is what it is called!-after the discovery of his "overlyfriendly" e-mails to a male teenaged page...
...He's tapping into something that the greats like Lance Armstrong and Tiger Woods know...
...But if the Rafts ever get indoor plumbing her diet could present problems...
...Foley is a former Democrat from-where else?--Massachusetts and founder of the famed "Lettuce Patch" restaurant in south-central Florida, long a vegetarians' Mecca...
...Albert Haynesworth set a new standard in National Football League sportsmanship when he kicked the recumbent Dallas Cowboys player, Mr...
...What I did was disgusting," Mr...
...It appeared just weeks after a scientist at Manchester Metropolitan University, Dr...
...It did confirm two superb Supreme Court Justices, one of whom, Justice Samuel Alito, in his salad days submitted articles to AmSpec...
...The month witnessed a major party realignment when a Republican congressman, the Hon...
...The Crisis smolders...
...House Republicans voted for a 700 mile-fence along the Mexican border and for a compromise on the prosecution and interrogation of terrorists...
Vol. 39 • November 2006 • No. 9
