THE CONTINUING CRISIS
Tyrrell, R. Emmett Jr.
THE CONTaNUING CRISIS R. EMMETT TYRRELL, JR. January passed as the inestimable value of Global Warming radiated through most of the United States, causing unusually clement weather and...
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...There will be more to this crisis in the months ahead, and with Mr...
...The Rev...
...Eddy Daams is offering to bury people alive for 75 euros in a coffin five feet below ground that will have its own oxygen supply, a webcam connection, and a panic button...
...He does not respond to telephone calls or even a gift of a case of rather good champagne-not the non-alcoholic variety, either...
...Sixteen percent said they would, but then few of them have actually seen her on the campaign trail and heard her cackle...
...In scholarly news Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad gained new respect among America's leftwing professoriate when he announced plans to hold a conference to explore whether there actually was a Holocaust in Europe during World War II...
...Stern made the admissions during a series of promotional broadcasts on his Sirius satellite radio show somewhat similar to NPR's fund-raising promotions...
...January passed as the inestimable value of Global Warming radiated through most of the United States, causing unusually clement weather and putting the ha-ha-ha on those pusillanimous signatories of the Kyoto Accords, many of whom shivered through the coldest winter in half a century...
...Gore around it will be alarming...
...In Mina, Saudi Arabia, 345 Mohammedans perished during the annual stoningof-Satan ritual...
...Eddy Daams is offering to bury people alive for 75 euros in a coffin five feet below ground that will have its own oxygen supply, a webcam connection, and a panic button...
...M. Martinot-Leroy, a devout cryogenicist, might take his refrigerator to California or simply burn his house down...
...Kim Jong I1, after he made an "unofficial" visit to China possibly to discuss North Korea's nuclear-weapons program...
...The government of Uzbekistan has banned fur-lined underwear for both men and women, claiming that the garments caused "unbridled fantasies," The move was apparently not an animal-rights matter, though that cannot be said of the arrest of five "doggers" in Miami, Florida...
...Dutch entrepreneur Mr...
...He frothed at the mouth...
...All Russia was gripped by Arctic air, made really dangerous by a drastic decline in the country's vodka stocks--that being the consequence of one of President Vladimir Putin's rare efforts at reform...
...Daams calls "extreme sport...
...In France, that country's equivalent of our Supreme Court ordered M. RSmy Martinot-Leroy to remove his deceased parents from the fridge and either cremate them or bury them...
...In the current round of ads, sponsored by a dairy company owned by the Kang family, naked models covered in a pasty veneer of wheat flour spray each other with yogurt until the flour is completely washed off, leaving the models-usually womenexposed in total nudity and panting for more yogurt...
...MARCH 2006 THE AMERICAN SPECTATOR 13...
...Hu Jintao, met with North Korea's enigmatic dictator, Mr...
...In 19901,426 persons died, and think of all the sprains and back aches that are suffered during Yoga classes in California...
...Three hundred and forty-five dead may sound like heavy casualties for a religious service, but actually it was a good year...
...A1 Gore may again be getting the presidential bug, In several speeches before Democratic audiences he seemed to be making deft efforts to appear presidential...
...Unfortunately many of the stone throwers are not particularly good shots and emotions run high, especially when the stones bounce back and hit fellow stoners in sensitive parts of the body...
...In Japan, early January witnessed the heaviest snowfall on record...
...terrorism," and drew a useful comparison to her colleagues...
...Mark Steyn's claim made four years ago that the holy terrorist expired in the battle for Tora Bora...
...Steyn, who is seen only in grainy pictures and has not appeared in the pages of AmSpec since the year 2000...
...The young man, whose responsibilities included furnishing the windows and dressing the mannequin, was completely naked...
...South Korea's Supreme Court made yet another effort against a phenomenon unique to that country, the obscene yogurt advertisement...
...Daams calls="extreme sport...
...harmless pastime and the divertissements of birdwatchers, particularly those birdwatchers who watch birds being retrieved in the mouths of hunting dogs after being blasted right between the eyes...
...Osama's diatribe served to cast doubt that there is a Mr...
...This Mr...
...Osama's diatribe cast doubt on Mr...
...An executive from the Kang dairy has been fined and ordered to produce no more advertisements, though presumably the Court would relent if the yogurt contained condoms or safe-sex instructions...
...No venue has yet been announced so it is still possible that the conference conldbe held at the United Nations...
...Authorities have not released the young man's name or the mannequins' gender...
...Zawahiri ' followed up the attack that left several of his cohorts vaporized with his usual defiant taunts...
...Howard Stern has admitted to a nose job and to liposuction but remains mum on breast enhancement...
...In Washington, D.C...
...Mrs...
...and the sales personnel who discovered him noticed "bite marks" on the mannequin...
...Apparently the advertisements go a long way back in Korean culture where yogurt is often associated with nudity and libidinous excess...
...In Antalya, Turkey, a 30-year-old young man was discovered in the early hours lying in a store window with a mannequin...
...Tucker Carlson is back in the news...
...Speaking of Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, according to a CNN-Gallup poll fully 51 percent of the respondents declared that under no circumstances would they vote for her for president...
...Finally, by the end of the month it appeared that Mr...
...Osama bin Laden ended 13 months of sepulchral reticence with a taped audio broadcast on al-Jazeera, the 1990s era Arab night club-cum-laundromat that has been transformed into a leading multimedia network for broadcasting insane diatribes from various 12 THE AMERICAN SPECTATOR MARCH 2006 THE CONTINUING CRISIS Islamofascists...
...it was April showers in January...
...Scientists | . Taiwan have made the work of Islam's religious police a bit easier by inventing a pig that glows in the dark...
...In the Baltic States and in Eastern Europe the cold hit record lows...
...Kim, who is afraid of flying, again traveled to China by railroad, which he insists on calling the Choo Choo, perhaps out of misplaced chauvinism...
...During the ritual, which draws millions of the faithful from locales as far away as Detroit, Michigan, and Bull Snort, Georgia, believers file past three stone pillars at which they hurl stones to rid their souls of sin and let off a little steam...
...Of all the Global Warming paranoiacs only the comfort-loving French and Germans escaped the cold, but then they again cleverly evaded their atmospheric commitments as established by this reckless Kyoto treaty...
...soon Hillary will be donning her bikini on the Mall...
...This Mr...
...Mary Luther, an officer of the International Catchdog Association, called the arrests "domestic Dutch entrepreneur Mr...
...They also discovered two other mannequins that betrayed signs that the man had had carnal knowledge of both also during an evening of window dressing that went terribly awry...
...The men, all members of the International CatchdogAssociation, were arrested on a Seminole Indian reservation where they regularly gather in the spirit of fellowship and good cheer to watch dogs and wild boars engage in playful roughhouse to the death...
...Ayman alZawahiri, al Qaeda's Numero Duo, dodged yet another attempt on his life, this time by our Central Intelligence Agency during supper in the rustic village of Damadola, Pakistan, an upscale Islamic community of mud huts and AK-47s...
...There is more evidence that the Dutch are Europe's most boring people...
...Late in the month China confirmed that its president, Mr...
...And speaking of defiant taunts, the Rev...
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