Here Lies the Clinton Library: A Clinton chronicler offers independent counsel
Jr, R. Emmett Tyrrell
Here Lies the Clinton ALLOWED A PRUDENT PERIOD to elapse after the star-studded opening of the Clinton Library on November 18, 2004 held amidst torrential rains that utterly ruined the...
...He was referring to fundraising jugglers John Huang and James Riady...
...When they finish, it will no longer be the Clinton Library...
...Nothing we reported has ever been disproved...
...This is the Eternal Bill...
...At the behest of their Justice Department they had an Arkansas grand jury investigate The American Spectator for a year...
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...Seeking to steer America sharply to the right...
...As for questioning "morals," it was difficult to avoid Clinton's morals: he misbehaved publicly and lied quite ostentatiously...
...On the first day the Clintons lived in the White House, they invited more than 3,000 people to the White House and shook hands with every single one"-come, come...
...especially for corrupt purposes such as bribery or graft...
...It goes no place, having been long ago abandoned but saved from demolition by historic preservationists...
...PERHAPS THE MOST INSOLENT DECEIT made in the exhibit is the whopper that after several separate investigations costing over "$100,000,000," "none of these efforts yielded a conviction for public misconduct...
...Then there is the Clinton Museum Store...
...One wonders why the Republicans never attempted this with earlier Democratic presidents, say Johnson, Carter, Kennedy, or Truman...
...In the life-size replica of the Cabinet Room there are screens that, with digital stimulation, will summon up legislative information...
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...Also he agreed that he had given false testimony about Monica Lewinsky...
...This, the most expensive presidential library in the presidential system, is devoted to proving that the most low-grade lout ever elected president is a great man...
...That ostensibly harmless typographical error incited the woman to initiate a sexual harassment lawsuit in February of 1994...
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...The Oval Office is just below, according to my calculations, a fourth floor complex of private rooms, maintained for the former Boy President when he is in town, which is not as often as the press reports...
...and the Excelsior (now the Peabody) where ArnSpec reported an Arkansas state trooper arranged a private meeting between the soon-to-be 42nd President and a female state employee...
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...The tiresome Christianity of the ethically challenged Clintons is more like a Christianity with several of the Ten Commandments deleted...
...We all have seen the Eternal Flame...
...The `politics of personal destruction' was central to the Republican strategy...
...Also mendacious is the claim that our "Arkansas Project" "failed to unearth any credible information...
...It was not uncommon to find the First Family enjoying dinner together, Chelsea and her friends raiding the refrigerator, the President watching a football game with the butlers or Buddy and Socks looking for leftovers...
...Within, the cavernous ground-floor lobby encased in steel, glass, and cheerless gray stone, is almost empty save for a ticket desk and the presidential limousine used on foreign travels...
...The Clintons want library visitors to believe the investigative journalism of this opinion magazine was a felony...
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...Touch a screen and Bill intones his message...
...Much of it provoked fruitful congressional investigations into Clinton, for instance, our early reports on Travelgate...
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...Clinton originally made these discredited charges in his memoir, My Life, and now again they appear at this exhibit, which library spokesmen and friends, such as his confidant, Bruce Lindsey, admit he took care to "edit" and in some cases write...
...The park will not need to add a freak show...
...Perhaps someday they will erect a Ferris wheel there and a roller coaster...
...My first stop in Little Rock was the Clinton Library, where I hoped to check out a good book...
...Here Lies the Clinton AVING ALLOWED A PRUDENT PERIOD to elapse after the star-studded opening of the Clinton Library on November 18, 2004 held amidst torrential rains that utterly ruined the ceremony, notwithstanding the presence of the President of the United States, three former presidents, and Bono I flew into Little Rock for my own reconnaissance of the fabled Library and its historic environs, wilds I had frequented so often in the 1990s...
...As her lawsuit worked its way towards resolution an Independent Counsel got into the act, a grand jury was convened, the Supreme Court was activated, eventually the United States Congress played a role...
...and A Clinton chronicler offers independent counsel...
...Along this street, newly named President Clinton Avenue, there are hints of Christian piety in the art stores and on bumper stickers (though not the one reading "Hillary 2008" on the derriere of a pickup truck...
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...Of the 15 exhibits, my guess is that every one will have to be rewritten...
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...Certainly the exhibit on the economy is distorted, suggesting that Bush 41 handed Clinton an economy in depression rather than an economy recovering from a mild recession...
...And there are exhibits that will have to be created, for instance, exhibits remembering Travelgate, Filegate, and at least references to the last-minute pardons that brought the Clintons once again into discredit...
...Then, too, there is the peculiar condition of the Arkansas polity...
...It is here that the Clintons treat the president's impeachment with no reference to lying under oath and to the American people, no mention of charges of obstruction of justice, no smudged blue dress, or reiteration by the president of his most famous line, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman-Miss Lewinsky...
...Judge Susan Webber Wright upon reviewing Clinton's false testimony that Clinton gave in front of her concluded: "The record demonstrates by clear and convincing evidence that the president responded to the plaintiff's questions by giving false, misleading and evasive answers that were designed to obstruct the judicial process...
...This vast rectangle of glass and concrete cantilevered towards the banks of the Arkansas River is the monument that some 113,000 donors created for the former Boy BY R. EMMETT TYRRELL, JR...
...Yet there was nothing "covert" or "secret" about this so-called Arkansas Project...
...for Clinton lied under oath, and he became only the second president in American history to he impeached...
...Perhaps it depends on the meaning of "uncommon" or of "family...
...After a night's sleep at the Capital Hotel, I freshened up, stepped out of the hotel, and turned right to see on a hill several blocks before me the library, whose official name is the William J. Clinton Presidential Center & Park...
...There is probably truth to these stories, but the real problem is the Library itself...
...When A] Gore, RIP, render% , that assessment, perhaps he had fixed i 1 his mind such lights as Warren G. Hardin . James Buchanan, and Millard Fillmor( Now the National Archives has responsi hility for it in all its bogus splendor, Encamped in Little Rock for the ne i few days I investigated the Archives' dileni ma, and also how the locales had held u over the past decade since their native son presidential election, presidential scan dals, impeachment, and the post-presidci tial whitening of his hair...
...Walking up the street under a radiant blue sky I pass several art stores filled with locally created kitsch and many entertainment spots: Club Coconuts ("Caribbean Sports Bar"), the Flying Fish, one of the former president's two favorite Little Rock restaurants, which has cleverly hung five old outboard motors from its outside wall about 20 feet above ground, and Sticky Fingerz, some sort of night spot the message on what passed for its marquee, "Love Live Music," did not invite a second glance...
...Richard Nixon almost surely would have been impeached, but he chose to resign...
...For now I merely tucked them in my files...
...Some are petty...
...But on and on he declaims, all day, probably all night...
...In the 1990s, it became common right-wing practice not just to attack Dem w. w. w Ctf April 2005 THE AMERICAN SPECTATOR 19 HERE LIES THE C L I N T O N L I B R A R Y ocrats' ideas, but also to question their motives, morals, and patriotism...
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...The real action begins up the escalator on the second floor where, after one's first steps, pandemonium breaks out...
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...There is a tome by Maya Angelou, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, Collected Poems of W. B. Yeats, Thomas Wolfe's You Can't Go Home Again, and Thomas a Kempis's The Imitation of Christ...
...Clinton, though he had obviously lied and obstructed justice, did not...
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...The state is an oligarchy...
...Throughout the state of Arkansas I found the same old division that existed during Clinton's governorship and presidency: 1) a cabal of adoring fans and hangers-on, and 2) a smaller, cheerless cabal that wants to introduce visiting journalists to rumors and police records of the former governor's nefarious pastimes, many of which have actually been categorized as felonies...
...1, in my innocence, presumed the Clinton Library to be a lender's library...
...This, the Clinton Library exhibit calls a "slush fund," but a slush fund is, as The American Heritage Dictionary designates, "a fund for undesignated purposes...
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...In it she claimed that the man who was now President had exposed himself to her and asked that she "kiss it...
...Clinton critics think paying visitors are scarcer than the Library's figures show...
...Between trips to the library, where I tried to chronicle its many preposterous deceits, I had meetings with members of this second group, listening patiently to their sto ries of Clinton's 1980s sexual revels, cocaine recreations, and financial irregularities...
...As for the Boy President's public misconduct, he agreed on his last full day in office to pay a $25,000 fine and accept a five-year suspension of his Arkansas law license to avoid criminal prosecution...
...Its funding to this magazine was reported quite publicly in Scaife's yearly reports of charitable giving, much of it under the clear classification "Support for Expanded Editorial and Reporting...
...RET's books include Boy Clinton, The Impeachment of William Jefferson Clinton, and Madame Hillary...
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...America had already gone "sharply to the right," starting with the presidency of Ronald Reagan, proceeding through that of George H. W. Bush, and on through the ineffectual presidency of his unavoidably centrist successor, Bill Clinton...
...CLINTON TREATS HIS IMPEACHMENT and disgrace as but an accidental episode in one unbroken eight-year struggle by Republicans to remove him from office...
...It is the "executive suite...
...Yet the most extensive rewrite will have to be of the exhibit now titled "The Fight for Power...
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...How wrong I was...
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...No mention of this is to be found in the Clinton Library...
...By accident we left her first name in the text of the story...
...This oligarchic political structure explains many of the obstructions of justice and abuses of power that brought the Clinton presidency into its historic disesteem...
...In the replica of the Oval Office on the third floor there are screens that, when touched, have Bill explaining days spent in the Oval, but there is no replica attached to the Oval of that historic bathroom, where he meant so much to at least one intern-reportedly others too served...
...It features some of the same Clinton memorabilia to be found in the Library, but for a price: more sunglasses, replicas of his famous saxophones, clothing with the Clinton Library logo, golf paraphernalia with the same logo, and several incongruously placed books...
...they took my attache case, my camera, and some loose change...
...There is a screen from which he will tell you about all the rooms of the White House, even the Lincoln Bedroom where one gets Bill discoursing on just about everything save those campaign contributors who spent the night...
...There have also been stories that the funders of the $165 million Library are unsavory figures, the money coming from Arab sheiks or beneficiaries of Clinton's last minute pardons...
...Such happenstances composed the rise of the greatest huckster ever to reside at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, ably supported by wife Hillary, who was almost as fabulous...
...ARKANSAS IS A P1.FASANT STATE filled with hearty can-do Americanoes...
...but only her first name, Paula...
...STANDING A FEW HUNDRED YARDS in front of the modern box that is the William J. Clinton Presidential Center & Park, one sees to the right an old red stone railway station that is the great man's office...
...Surely the trashing of the White House by Hillary's outgoing staff and the stolen White House furnishings have a place in any library devoted to the Clinton Saga...
...Recent studies, however, have overturned this notion completely, discovering instead that the natural decline of Human Growth Hormone (HGH), from ages 21 to 61 (the average age at which there is only a trace left in the body) and is the reason why the the body ages and fails to regenerate itself to its 25 year-old biological age...
...For this obstruction of justice she fined him $90,000...
...Their achievement is to remind skeptics of Clinton's much ballyhooed "Bridge to the Twenty-First Century...
...There have been stories that the Clintonistas are exaggerating the turnout at the Library...
...The Clintons, mostly Bill but partly Hillary, are heard orating from every wall, from all of the 15 exhibits, from ceiling, from floor, everywhere...
...The last book especially caught my eye...
...It is reported that eventually Clinton will be buried in the park, Arlington National Cemetery being out of the question...
...It mocks the boastful edifice the Clintons have tried to create...
...No wrongdoing was found...
...Two hotels in downtown Little Rock have been famous loci of the Clinton Saga: the Capital Hotel, where national and international journalists have long mixed with Arkansas politicos to swap stories of the Boy Governor, later Boy President...
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...The lies that have been fashioned to achieve this result, many by the lout himself, are so numerous and extravagant that the sorely pressed archivists of the federal government are going to be rewriting the exhibits for years to come...
...True to the Clintons' lifework the library is a taker's library...
...As William Safire wrote in a May 20, 2001 New York Times column, "I found early Spectator material useful in writing columns that helped trigger a reluctant investigation and ultimate conviction of both felons...
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...The books are on sale, I am informed, because they are among Clinton's favorites...
...Along with the ordinary Arkansans reside shadowy figures, just a step or two beyond the reach of the law...
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...Instead he fought the proceedings, and on the walls of the Clinton Library it is clear he is Library April 2065 THE AMERICAN SPECTATOR 17 HERE LIES THE CLINTON LIBRARY still fighting-that is the archivists' dilemma...
...Deriding superficial Christian piety, the British iconoclast Malcolm Muggeridge used to snicker, "Christianity without tears...
...There were at least 14 convictions in the Whitewater investigation...
...By then, however, only a handful will remember the Clinton presidency...
...To the left and spanning the slow-moving sludge of the Arkansas River is the huge rusting iron bridge of the old Rock Island Railway...
...Yet it remains perhaps he strangest state in the Union...
...The Arkansas Project, which, incidentally, was a joke term around The American Spectator's office, is also referred to as "a secret slush fund...
...Modern medical science now regards aging as a disease that is treatable and preventable and that "aging", the disease, is actually a compilation of various diseases and pathologies, from everything, like a rise in blood glucose and pressure to diabetes, skin wrinkling and so on...
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...That false testimony had further repercussions...
...The Library staff is now, at least among the top staffers, composed of serious archivists from the federal government, and they are going to be doing a lot of editing in the years ahead...
...We knew they would come, if only we could stay healthy and live long enough to see them...
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...Endlessly Bill 18 THE AMERICAN SPECTATOR April 2005 R. E M M E T T T Y R R E L L, J R. repeats "longest period of economic recovery," "campaign for the future," "take America back for ordinary Americans," "We want to change America," "I am the light that shines in the darkness"-well, maybe I imagined that last line...
...Though the Arkansas Project failed to unearth any credible information, it generated numerous allegations that were published widely in the press and, in some cases, investigated by Congress or the Independent Counsel...
...Like a picked flower cut from the source, we gradually wilt physically and mentally and become vulnerable to a host of degenerative diseases, that we simply weren't susceptible to in our early adult years...
...What is more, our reporting was helpful to other journalists...
...As recollected by 1. C. Smith, Special Agent in charge for the FBI in Arkansas from 1995 to 1998 and author of an insightful book, Inside, "not more than 1000 people count in Arkansas and in that number only 100 or so really count...
...My reports are that the butlers lived in fear, as did Bill, of you know who...
...Yes, "Park...
...The array of Clinton's personal effects already on display in the library-a statue of his deceased dog, his sunglasses worn while playing the saxophone, in fact, several of his saxophones-already achieves the gruesome effect...
...In those days I was nailing down stories from the Clinton bodyguards who served him as pimps, along with reports of real estate deals that were simple land flips, shady bank transactions-in sum, a systematic abuse of power...
...As is characteristic of the Clintons, they have deposited a lot of discrepancies on the record...
...This is the most interactive of all the presidential libraries...
...Were these antiquarians in league with the Clinton critics...
...Library staffers are careful to correct you if you refer to it as the "penthouse...
...Like his presidency that dodged a half dozen terrorist attacks and ended his party's decades of national dominance, the Bridge goes nowhere...
...Since then, only the lucky and the rich have had access to it at the cost of $20,000 US per year...
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...Then there is this concatenation of bosh: Richard Mellon Scaife "funneled about $2,000,000 to private investigators in a covert effort to discredit the President [emphasis added by the exhibit and in yellow highlighting...
...Or consider this: The Clintons converted the butler's pantry into a family kitchen...
...The Library will be like the old Rock Island Bridge next to it, an artifact that goes no place...
Vol. 38 • April 2005 • No. 3
