Watch Your Tongue
Taki
"Watch Your Tongue" BY TAKI 0k, let's have some fun with political correctness. Naomi Campbell, the supermodel who is no stranger to controversy and public rows, has sued an English tabloid for an...
...is now very big bucks, and the little tin dictators of the European Union are doing like-wise...
...novel, although if published in Europe, both the publisher and author could end up in the pokey...
...WATCH YOUR TONGUE BY TAKI 0 k, let's have some fun with political correctness...
...His accuser received a letter of apology once Pringle was informed that the clerk was upset, mainly about when Pringle had joked after a case—both men had participated in it—that "senior counsel will get a suite at Eric's client's hotel, junior counsel will get a nice room and Eric will serve the drinks on the plane...
...and is even receiving money from the European Development Fund...
...Never mind that since Sept...
...Here's an example: A Muslim sheik in London is urging schoolboys to learn how to fire Kalashnikovs, on tapes openly sold in Islamic book-shops...
...11 he has issued two tapes calling for all Muslim males to train for battle and kill infidels...
...People like Jean Marie Le Pen and Jorg Haider will really have to watch their step...
...Not bad for a dumb model—playing the race card, that is—but this time there's no cigar...
...She was sacked as figurehead of the animal charity PETA after she wore fur in the Fendi show...
...Mankind's long battle against intolerance will now end with the most intolerant laws of all being applied to 350 million supine Europeans...
...Naomi Campbell, the supermodel who is no stranger to controversy and public rows, has sued an English tabloid for an article last year that revealed she was a drug addict and a member of Narcotics Anonymous...
...Nothing in the history of the term has ever hinted at race, creed or color, but Naomi played it for all it was worth...
...TV/ten the Joking Had to Stop would be an ideal title for an anti-p.c...
...A main Eurosceptic politician, Andrezej Lepper, was fined $5,000 for calling the president of Poland "a layabout"A previous verdict on the same charge, which Lepper appealed, had sentenced him to 16 months in prison...
...When fresh troops arrived, they were referred to by those who had survived the slaughter as "chocolate soldiers," who wilted in the heat of their dugouts and did not have to charge the Turkish machine guns...
...Naomi claims that being called a chocolate soldier "undermined my color, my mother and my grand-mother...
...Abdullah el-Faisal, a 38-year--old Jamaican living in London, has been giving lectures around Britain calling for Muslims to kill "filthy Jews" as they are "evil to the core" and "deceitful by nature...
...Naomi has issued a further writ for infringement of privacy and exacerbated hurt, caused to her when a writer noted: "As a campaigner, Naomi's about as effective as a chocolate soldier...
...The EU recently announced plans to outlaw "racism and xenophobia...
...Anyone insulting Christians is, of course, immune, as is anyone insulting whites per se...
...The only reaction of the Home Office has been to hold on to el-Faisal's passport while he's applying for per-mission to remain in Britain with his wife and four children...
...Gordon Pringle, 52, a criminal barrister for nearly 30 years, used an ancient reference for a black person in jest, in an anti-p.c...
...And here's the other side of the coin...
...The self-styled sheik studied religion for eight years in Saudi Arabia—where else...
...Public insults of minority groups will be outlawed by draconian laws being written as I write...
...The term "chocolate soldier" became popular during the disastrous (for the British and their allies) Gallipoli campaign, in which Australian and New Zealand forces were used as cannon fodder by the British commanders, suffering horrendous losses as they attacked the heavily entrenched Turkish troops...
...So eager are those who make the rules to keep us in line that even in Poland, a country not as yet enslaved by EU legislation, one has to be awfully careful with one's choice of words...
...A senior barrister (barristers being the ones with wigs who plead in court) who called a clerk (lawyers who prepare the briefs) a "blackamoor" was taken in front of a disciplinary tribunal, found guilty, suspended from working for one year and had to pay a heavy fine...
...Before hysterically shouting racism, Naomi should have read up on the 34 THE AMERICAN SPECTATOR • MARCH/APRIL 2002 expression "chocolate soldiers," or at least have some flunky who can read do it for her...
...P.C...
...Imagine, 16 months in jail for calling someone a layabout...
...As everyone is now part of a minority, all this legislation means is that the EU can jail one with impunity, and if the political case is convenient, throw the key away...
...But that's not all...
...Whether these laws will be brought to bear on Islamic groups is not clear...
...All that really means is that one can be thrown in jail for calling me, say a dirty little Greek, or when in the land of pasta calling some Roman lothario a wop...
...God help us...
...By the time the Brits realized that frontal assaults were going nowhere, thousands upon thousands had been sacrificed needlessly...
Vol. 35 • March 2002 • No. 2