Wizards of the Rings
baggins, harry
"WIZARDS OF THE RINGS" There must be a moral in here somewhere. WBY HARRY BAGGINS the close encounter of two movies dealing with magical
and supernatural themes, and many of us casting...
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...For its part, Harry Potter features a sorcerer's stone that gives its possessor the elixir of life...
...Many scientists believe that the deepest stages (stage 4) of sleep are the keys to sleep's restorative powers...
...WBY HARRY BAGGINS ith the close encounter of two movies dealing with magical and supernatural themes, and many of us casting about for spiritual les sons, we might, in a contrarian vein, point to a more materialistic subtext: epic films made with children in mind do have a way of breaking box-office records.Star Wars, Close Encounters, even The Wizard of Oz all come to mind...
...there are not enough words to explain what a sensation it gave me, [like] something in my childhood...
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...Rowling is a cool, contemporary, until recently single mother who scribbled the books on coffee-house napkins in a bid to escape the dole...
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...Her Harry Potter inhabits an essentially pagan world, set down in the English boarding school atmosphere of Torn Brou,n's Schooldays...
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...The ring at the center ofTolkien's saga confers upon its wearer magical powers...
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...John West, a Tolkien scholar and Fellow of Seattle's Discovery Institute, sees Lord of the Rings as an implicit defense of Western Civilization, reinforcing such basic themes as original sin, natural law and free will...
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...Saruman, once a good wizard, has gone bad...
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...WIZARDS OF THE RINGS There must be a moral in here somewhere...
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...But some important ideas from Tolkien have been preserved-one even reappearing in the otherwise newer, more modern, value-free Harry Potter...
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...But Reynolds is critical of the film and books for their catering to the willful propensities of children (which of course may also go a long way toward explaining their immense popularity...
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...i (Continued on next page) Transform your ordinary mattress from into something extraordinary you are cradled in...
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...I 88 THE AMERICAN SPECTATOR • JANUARY/FEBRUARY 2002 It Slxxial Adrrrrismg Siii pirmrnr ro the American Speutrol Tired of not sleeping like a baby...
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...Quidditch, anyone...
...The truth is," he adds, "that in many households, where the children are already watching R-rated slasher movies, Harry Potter probably will have a salutary effect...
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...This was no Booker Prize, awarded annually to alienated fiction writers with readers numbering in the low thousands...
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...John Mark Reynolds, who directs the Torrey Honors Institute, a Christian "Great Books" program in Los Angeles, finds something positive in Harry Potter's "demarcation between good and evil...
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...Their cinema counterparts, presumably no less bored by such antique virtues, generally were more diplomatic (or at least more appreciative of the power of public enthusiasms...
...Rowling are quite dissimilar.Tolkien was a mid-century Catholic and an Oxford scholar of AngloSaxon literature...
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...But what about enthusiasts-grown-up ones...
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...You ask yourself why everyone else seems to sleep effortlessly while you struggle night after night...
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...Dear Friend, Maybe you've simply learned to live with wakeful nights or soso sleep time (I know I used to...
...There have been mutterings from some church quarters about Harry Pot ters troupes of cheery witches and war locks...
...Rowling's world is one of dysfunctional-if not entirely absent-families, in which "parents are bad, having the power to do what you want to do is good, and always winning in the end is the ideal...
...Now, I'm no expert on sleep or insomnia, but I do know this...
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...Our bodies need quality sleep to recharge and restore vigor...
...Good, but Harry Baggins is a Washington writer...
...not great...
...He later asks Dumbledore, benign headmaster of the boarding school for young wizards, how that seeming miracle happened...
...The mortal conflict between Gandalf and Saruman, in which they resort throwing each other against walls, was more camp than moral, West says...
...to make your nights even cozier...
...even in the movie, one is conscious of the Christian theology that undergirds it...
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Vol. 35 • January 2002 • No. 1
