THE CONTINUING CRISIS
pring passed into summer, May into June, and someone by the name of Senator Jim (or is it James?) Jeffords levitated into that same august empyrean where once the media placed Congressman...
...Ngah Hitam...
...Jeffords levitated into that same august empyrean where once the media placed Congressman John Anderson...
...Alfred Kinsey's revelations about the astonishingly high incidence of homosexuality and masturbation among American males after polling a rich cross section ofAmerican males in the country's penal system...
...He is something...
...On May 28 the paper went on to report that the Center for Nutritional Epidemiology at Sweden's Goteborg University finds that large-bottomed women have less risk of developing such diseases as diabetes and heart disease than the svelte...
...LOUIS FREEH announced retirement plans, a move apparently unrelated to subsequent revelations that the FBI had failed to turn over thousands of documents related to the Oklahoma bombing to Mr...
...Senator Jeffords will be missed...
...RET ardently sought after for his superb impersonations of Senator Dianne Feinstein, Miss Margaret Carlson, and Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg...
...The Hitam family of northeastern Malaysia has had another close call with a python...
...McVeigh in Vanity Fair...
...McVeigh's government-subsidized dispatch and in Mr...
...The attack failed when the snake could not drag Mrs...
...After his makeup had been applied and while Tucker was putting the final crinkles on his bow tie, a male cosmetician, named Fred, developed the habit of goosing him...
...Remember Dr...
...POLITICS TOOK ON A SENSE of the utmost exigency as the organs of the Kultursmog noted that President George W Bush is as extreme as President Ronald Reagan, only younger...
...Gore Vidal's apologia for Mr...
...Equally hellish, the Senate Judiciary Committee during the Olson hearings was barred from going on a fishing expedition through the papers of this magazine, papers that might show how this magazine brought its readers news that President Bill Clinton was a liar, an obstructer of justice, an abuser of power, and a gunrunner to the Red Chinese...
...He has been switched to CNN's early evening show "Crossfire," which has a more mature makeup crew...
...BY THE FIRST DAYS OF SUMMER Mr...
...The actual term was more profane but expurgators of the record passed into Bartlett's Familiar Quotations "nuts...
...The International Rescue Committee reported that in the Democratic Republic of Congo 2.5 million citizens have lost their lives since the onset of war in August 1998, and United Press International reports that the Rev...
...Jesse Jackson, stung by the "racial insensitivity" of advertisements by the Japanese carmaker Toyota, has returned from exile to demand that it cease and desist from its "tooth art" ads-at least until he gets a cut of the action.Toyota has pulled the "tooth art" ads but as of this writing has yet to provide gratuities for any of the Rev...
...He promises to make good on missile defense, not as visionary as the missile defense of twenty years ago, but bad enough...
...Reportedly Tucker's condition was the consequence of high jinks in the makeup room before airtime...
...He made good on such drastic measures as a tax cut-not as virulent as the tax cut that began our twenty years of economic rebirth under President Reagan, but bad enough...
...He is something...
...though Sweden being progressive Sweden, it is not unthinkable that Goteborg University employed a team of European frotteurs...
...He's only Margaret Carlson on the weekends Honey, your cholesterol level has bottomed out The little Gipper borhood struck through a hole in the family's living room and made off with the family's tabby...
...Gandhi offered passive resistance...
...We offered to the rebarbative Senator Patrick Leahy's demands on us amused resistance and the promise to buy the glabrous old boy a proper hairpiece...
...We said to the committee about what General Anthony C. McAuliffe said to an earlier generation of Nazis at Bastogne, "Nuts...
...CONTINUED FROM PAGE 4) hole-yet another example of the salubrious benefits of an ample female posterior.Three transsexuals have filed a suit against the American firm, Toys "R" Us, after being driven from the stuffed-animals section of its Bensonhurst, New York store by employees shouting what Newsday termed "anti-gay slurs...
...Tucker Carlson's appearances on CNN's "Crossfire" seemed to be catching on, as might have been expected...
...And on May 24, this shocking man, Bush II, brought down on the Republic Mr...
...CLAIMS THAT THE UNITED STATES remains the "world's only superpower" looked decidedly lame after majorities at the United Nations voted Washington off two U.N...
...Tucker Carlson began showing up late on the set and seemed distracted in the show's early segment, giving rise to rumors that alcohol was again a problem.This was not the case...
...Among Washington insiders Tucker has become ardently sought after for his superb impersonations of Senator Dianne Feinstein, Miss Margaret Carlson, and Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg...
...According to the newspaper, the three reported the incident to a store manager named "Valva" who proved to be unsympathetic to them, notwithstanding that suggestive name.The Russian Duma again rejected a nonbinding motion opposing "the appearance in Russia of anti-Semitism" as well as extreme nationalism and even fascism...
...Jackson's charitable organizations, including his harems and his sexual harassment legal fund...
...Last December a python in the Hitam neighAccording to London's Daily Telegraph, women are only showing how health-conscious they have become when they ask, "Does my bum look big in this...
...Timothy McVeigh's defense team.The disclosure led to a delay in Mr...
...Theodore Olson as Solicitor General, a founding member of the Federalist Society, and, of late, lawyer to former President Ronald Reagan-a vast conspiracy, as the Clintons, expositing "the paranoid style," would call it...
...Precisely how these findings were arrived at is still uncertain...
...bodies, its Human Rights Commission and its International Narcotics Control Board...
...THE MYSTERY HAS BEEN CLEARED UP surrounding CNN's abrupt cancellation of its popular children's show "Spin Room...
...an ordeal for which Tucker began taking a strange delight that left him listless Jumpin' Jim Jehoshaphat...
...FBI DIRECTOR MR...
...In mid-May an even bolder python attacked through a hole in the family's master bath and attempted to make off with 72-year-old Mrs...
...Early in May co-host Mr...
...RET...
...How was the Senate committee thwarted in this brave assault on the First Amendment...
...More on this as reports come in.According to London's Daily Telegraph, women are only showing how health-conscious they have become when they ask,"Does my bum look big in this...
...Hitam through the (CONTINUED ON PAGE 10) THE AMERICAN SPECTATOR 0 Summer Reading Issue 2001 during his co-host Bill Press's initial fierce sallies...
Vol. 34 • July 2001 • No. 6
