THE COTINUlNG CRISIS
The hills are alive with the sound of exploding cows Is that the capital of Thailand or are you just happy to see me? "Funny Girl" unintentionally hilarious Ted Turner, gas producer Semitism...
...So when President-elect Bush sat down in Austin with the campaign's "high-tech" corporate advisory council effort to speed broadband deployment "to every household and business...
...Fahng prices for computers, software, communications equipment, and information technology services have lowered inflation by roughly a percentage point each year...
...Then comes the odd part...
...Now The Chinese military downed an American surveillance reformers in . . Vorarlberg - . parliament plane and held it and its crew on Hainan.The Chinese, who have deemed the exploding cows unsightly and malum puohibitum...
...Aso insisted that Japan would become a country in which "rich Jews" would want to live...
...Then he said something about Jews looking like Spaniards to the untrained eye and Japanese looking like Koreans...
...No one expected immedate answers, but as the days and weeks passed, and the Nasdaq continued to slide, Silicon Valley grew anxious...
...The American surveillance plane and held it THE OBSERVANCE OF President George W. and its crew on the island of Hainan...
...Though cheered by the appointment of Michael Powell to head the Federal Cornrnunications Commission and by TechNet executive Lezlee Westine's appointment to a Xhte House political job, hgh-tech leaders wanted to know who to look to for leadershp...
...I don't thmk anythng has gelled yet,'' saidTechNet president and former Congressman Rick Xhte in mid-February...
...The crucial project of deploying a nationwide broadband infrastructure was falling behind schedule, he warned...
...The federal government needed to get things back on track, by lowering the cost of capital and reducing regulation, followed by a major How, Kvamrne and the assembled leaders wanted to know, did the admnistration plan to proceed...
...Were he to become Prime Minister, Mr...
...His last meal included a dozen fried eggs, a loaf of bread, a bowl of salad dressing, French fries, and three cartons of milk-whole milk...
...Two 14-yearold girls standing close to the stage during a stupendous crescendo by the singing group Shower Rangers suddenly found themselves dripping with the Rangers' loose stools...
...ogy that the Clintons might have negrugged Alpine meadowlands of Gratefully there were no reported lected to transfer to Beijing during the Vorarlberg are lovely but inaccessible to shootings, gun control being strictly Clinton Enlightenment...
...They delivered the votes too...
...The Federal Reserve Board credits information technology with more than two-thirds of the productivity spurt that drove the economy in the late 1990s...
...A giant Iraqi pharmaceutical firm announced in May that it is marketing a male anti-impotence pill similar to Viagra...
...on January 4, expectations-and concernsran high...
...ately...
...FROM HOLLAND COMES WORD that the Dutch may have overdone it with one of their favorite drinks, exploding orange juice...
...T F - M l N l J ! N G C R I S I S Bush's first 100 days passed peacefully, The Chinese, who presumably have also -- but in Bangkok, Thailand, 375 revelers contributed generously to the Clinton lost their lives whilst observing the Library and Penthouse, demanded an Thai New Year...
...You dunderhead, "these women" are only 14 years old...
...Nonetheless, tributor to the Democrats' 1996 presiof the idyllic Austrian once suggested that image does stick in dential campaign responded immedicountryside is no more, the the mind, does it not...
...Koizumi's opponents, the infe- insanely popular series "Dude, This detained him in the intimate apparel licitously named Mr...
...The tech sector, accounting for only 8 percent of the economy, has driven nearly a third of real GDP growth since 1995 and lowered inflation by a point a year...
...A Business Week election postmortem found that Bush won a majority of New Economy voters...
...Hope appeared on have actually taken up arms against the the back of a pachyderm and wearing a the horizon, however, when it was United States...
...Precisely presumably have contributed generously to the Clinton where German tourists will take their Library and Penthouse, demanded an apology...
...Ex-Boy President Boy consternation of independent-minded 1968.This, however, is the first time they Clinton showed up in India riding on Russian journalists...
...Funny Girl" unintentionally hilarious Ted Turner, gas producer Semitism from Japan's Jewish community...
...NTV, wing Democrats and their supporters grazing, the local yokels simply fill the Russia's only independent network, have burned American flags...
...Officials of the soft drink giant Vrumona have sent out employees wearing padded suits to "defuse" 300,000 bottles after two customers complained...
...Floyd Kvamme, a respected venture capitalist and co-founder of the Silicon Valley lobby TechNet, made the key presentation to the president-elect...
...Lost In Cyberspace...
...Here in the announced that the purchase of NTV partisanship.The cable network MTV is United States, the 42nd president shows is being contemplated by a large in what we might call deep doo-doo...
...Does the Bush administration get the New Economy...
...Details are vague, but doctors familiar with recent Iraqi history speculate that the pill will have something to do with members receding into the interior...
...The Chinese military downed an exploding cows of Vorarlberg...
...BY JEFFREY A. EISENACH he conventional wisdom bemoans Silicon Valley's Democratic bent, but high-tech chlefS like Jim Barksdale, John Chambers, and Michael Dell raised twice as much for the Bush campaign as their Democratic counterparts raised for Gore...
...He was replaced by Mr...
...The singers had lost control...
...TEXAS HAS EXECUTED ANOTHER glutton, Mr...
...That never happens with good old English body odor...
...His premiership will be missed...
...for a dreadful mishap that occurred incessantly into the night.We should also Junichiro Koizumi but not before one during the taping of an episode of its like to report that a security man of Mr...
...over the next two months, the tech sector would lay off 95,000 workers...
...Send them to dull Vorarlberg...
...president for programming, Mr...
...THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION suffered its first foreign policy crisis after Miss Barbra Streisand issued a challenge to fellow Democrats to get tough with the A pril vamooses, and one of chewing on a Wonderbra, but our source Republican president, and a major conthe great tourist attractions is not sufficiently reliable...
...Its up regularly at night spots near his American gas producer, Mr.TedTurner...
...According to a report in the April 27 issue of Science, scientists in China have found the first feathered dinosaur, a duck-sized bird dubbed the dromaeosaur.The bird is 130 million years old, has small wings, and would be delicious if prepared in a light wine sauce...
...They have thing with explosives and blow it sky was taken over by Gazprom, the coun- demonstrated in front of American high ($32 for explosives versus $956 to fly the deceased out by helicopter...
...teenagers for moral instruction remains unknown, though there is always try's monopoly gas utility, much to the embassies, la young Bill Clinton in Chechnya...
...Brian Chappaqua, New York home, where he Japan's Prime Minister Yoshiro Mori Graden, has had to apologize publicly drinks light libations and maunders retired...
...Another 15,705 were apology while their technicians examinjured in drunken brawls, drownings, ined the plane to discover any technolelectrocutions, and other accidents...
...When a cow dies whilst enforced by Thai progressives...
...Dennis Dowthitt, 55, who was convicted of murder and rape in 1990...
...Since Labor Day, Nasdaq investors had lost over $3 trfion...
...Taro Aso, uttered Sucks," a series that surprisingly gets no section of a famous New York City indelicacies that Western journalists financial support from the National department store after he was spotted speculate might evoke charges of anti- (CONTINUED ON PAGE 10) THE AMERICAN SPECTATOR . June 2001 (CONTINUED FROM PAGE 4) Endowment for the Arts...
...It is a serious blow to biHawaiian beach shirt...
...In the past, lefimodern trucks...
...THE AMERICAN SPECTATOR . June 2001...
...And how can anyone ever be "hurt" by Art, you pathetic philistine...
...The tech-sector meltdown was in full swing...
...After all, the tech sector, accounting for only 8 percent of economic output, has driven nearly a third of real GDP growth since 1995...
...In the United Kingdom adepts of the anti-fragrance movement felt vindicated when 100 guests fled a Travelodge in Piccadilly, York, after a guest's "over-exuberant" application of deodorant triggered smoke detectors...
...Graden expressed his regret that "these women" were "hurt...
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