CURRENT WISDOM: Man Likes Dog
Jackasses, Assorted
Man Likes Dog WWW.THEAGE.COM.AU In case you needed a reason not to go Down Under, we humbly offer the following: A photo of disgraced Australian rugby league player John Hopoate sticking his...
...March 24, 2001) PEOPLE FOR THE ETHICAL TREATMENT OF ANIMALS Mr...
...From an initial population of just six there are now tens of thousands of what the French have dubbed "Florida frogs.' The frogs, measuring up to two feet long and weighing as much as four-and-a-half pounds, dwarf the local and-apparentlytastier competition.To add insult to injury, the bullfrogs are not deemed fit for exclusive French dinner tables...
...Amuse them, for sure...
...For the Gipper's supporters nothing is ever enough...
...threatened federal funding for the area's Metro system because the train stop at the airport still carries National Airport's old name...
...Bob Barr (R-Ga...
...Timothy McVeigh, insisting on cruel and unusual punishment even in Mr...
...Finally a plausible Utopia: Perhaps we should simply rename ourselves the Ronald Reagan United States ofAmerica...
...April 4, 2001) ABCNEWS.COM That Americans have long used the derogatory term "Frogs" to refer to snooty French men is quite ironic, reports ABCnews.com: The population of France's Aquitaine region is under siege as illegally imported American bullfrogs gobble up local wildlife...
...McVeigh should not be allowed to take even one more life...
...The host usually discourages such activities, but in private not everyone objects to being used by her or his dog in this way, and occasionally mutually satisfying activities may develop...
...But sex with animals does not always involve cruelty...
...Who has not been at a social occasion disrupted by the household dog gripping the legs of a visitor and vigorously rubbing its penis against them...
...McVeigh's darkest hour when the last thing he needs is bunny food: Dear Warden Lappin: On behalf of People for the Ethical Treatment ofAnimals (PETA), I am writing to ask that you make Timothy McVeigh's final meals vegetarian ones...
...This request has been suggested to PETA by several of my friends in Oklahoma, where I grew up (about 15 minutes from the Federal Building...
...Peter Singer, the controversial DeCamp Professor of Bioethics at Princeton's Center for Human Values, ventilates one of the invaluable thoughts that make him one of the Campus Martyrs of our time-but after a little investigative journalism of your own, eh, Prof...
...April 3, 2001) NERVE.COM On an apparent Website for frotteurs, Dr...
...Man Likes Dog WWW.THEAGE.COM.AU In case you needed a reason not to go Down Under, we humbly offer the following: A photo of disgraced Australian rugby league player John Hopoate sticking his finger up an opponent's backside is being used in a New Zealand Cancer Society advertisement for prostate cancer checks...
...Surprise them, perhaps...
...March 20, 2001) NEW YORK TIMES Having survived eight years of unbridled Reaganism in the 1980s with his hairpiece still in place, columnist Anthony Lewis faces The Terror all over again: We are learning something these days about the power of a willful president...
...As you know, many violent criminals, including Jeffrey Dahmer, started out as animal abusers, and it's been found that all serial killers have a background history of torturing animals...
...He is making them in a hurry, and for the moment, there are no checks or balances to stop him...
...Day after day headlines tell us of fundamental policy reversals...
...March 23, 2001) BOSTON GLOBE Crack Globe theater critic Miss Joan Anderman returns from listening to dirty talk at "The Vagina Monologues" with a disappointing report: There's nothing in Eve Ensler's one-woman show that would even remotely offend men...
...March 31, 2001) 105 THE AMERICAN SPECTATOR May 2001...
...Now that the federal prison system offers a vegetarian meal plan, Mr...
...In fact, wiping meat off of all inmates' plates could help killers lose their taste for blood...
...Bush spurns the global effort...
...Feeding inmates bean burritos rather than baby back ribs might just help break the cycle of violence...
...Dionne, Jr...
...It won't hurt a bit-promise...
...Since the bullfrogs were introduced as a joke 20 years ago, local environmental authorities have definitely stopped laughing...
...Teach them something huge and unforgettable-well, it's hard to imagine anyone, male or female, who didn't walk out of the theater feeling a little smarter and a lot bolder...
...sallies once again onto the thin ice of satire, and inadvertently makes a damn good proposal...
...CURRENT WISDOM The color close-up in The Dominion newspaper reads: "A bloke's chances of developing prostate cancer increases as he gets older...
...Without a popular mandate, George W Bush is making radical changes that will have long-term consequences for this country and the world...
...Congress named Washington National Airport for Reagan, but this month Rep...
...March 1, 2001) WASHINGTON POST Liberal humorist E...
...If you have symptoms that you're concerned about, consult your local doctor...
...Given such slip-ups, the French may be better off turning to nature for the most effective solution: Introducing alligators-the Florida bullfrog's only natural predator...
...Those who have tried it brand their legs "disgusting...
...Bruce Friedrich, a powerful member of the PETA politburo, addresses a letter to the jailer of Mr...
Vol. 34 • May 2001 • No. 4
