The Continuing Crisis

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...No one has claimed a grant from the Australian Arts Council...
...Wong is released...
...Painted McDonald's orange, it bore the cryptic message "Send to McDonald's farm...
...Wong, a 48-year-old watchmaker by day and animal lover by night, was arrested on the staircase of a public toilet in Hunghorn where a vice patrol spotted him in a conjugal embrace with a black labrador retriever-female (Mr...
...Miss Graham, 39, discreetly buried her father, George, aged 84, in a flower bed after he expired from natural causes...
...Friedan's husband physically abused her, and, reading between the lines, she was extremely beautiful Who stole my aftershave...
...Local coroner Mr...
...Only two Democratic congressmen were accused of assaults on the public in May...
...Some have not even had to admit they dodged the draft...
...Gonzalez had become almost as popular with tile American left as Alger Hiss and Fidel himself...
...In Australia the artistic community continues its enigmatic campaign against McDonald's...
...Magistrate Kwok Waikin, sounding like the Ken Start of the Orient, pronounced Mr...
...Yet all Juan Miguel wanted was to fly back to Havana with Elian and return those new shoes before Fidel had him shot...
...Virginia Rep...
...She lives alone in a Phnom Penh apartment, and in a rude swipe at her Marxist-Leninist beliefs, the French news agency claims that she is insane...
...Canadians may have learned how to sedate their angry feminists...
...On April lo, the high command of the Dutch navy issued a severe reprimand to the crew of the frigate HMS BIoys after newspapers published pictures of lz of the ship's crewwomen stripped to the waist on the ship's deck and exposing their 22 You looking for Crocodile Dundee, mote...
...Juan Miguel Gonzalez, the bereaved father of young Elian, arrived in the United States smartly attired in Brooks Brothers threads and the only new pair of shoes found in all Havana...
...Wong is no weirdo...
...And those schisms have had a profound impact on the conduct of U.S...
...It is all there in George, the magazine of politics for sophomores...
...When all the facts become public, people will see that the press reports don't reflect what actually happened," the chairman of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee said in a statement that was remarkably free of anger, psychological dissonance, and typographical errors...
...The sport, dating back to the Middle Ages, features large muscular men, slathered in olive oil, grappling with each other...
...So ferocious was the assault that bystanders believed that Miss Reno had told her strikeforce that Elian had become a crack dealer...
...How fickle be the fashions of the intelIectueIs...
...Enveloped in sufficient cologne fumes to arouse anti-fragrance battalions everywhere, he pled for his son so eloquently that Attorney General Janet Reno struck Elian's safehouse with a contingent from the 8znd Airborne...
...before he did so...
...Truth be known, she is Cambodia's first female high school graduate and no more insane than Mrs...
...To say nothing of the quality, of American leadership...
...And 2 score one for the chickens of Australia...
...They dress solely in leather Rousers and their grunts and grimaces have attracted ~ e unsolicited attention of all the homos of Islam...
...Roman Karpoukhine, 3 ~, a former Russian MiG-a 3 fighter pilot, has become a bullfighter...
...A three-meter tiger shark was left on a Sydney street...
...Agence France Presse reports that Ms...
...Betly Friedan...
...In the United States, the steatopygic Lieutenant General Claudia Kennedy is continuing her campaign to ban kissing among Army generals...
...Look what we have here Courting the ire of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), a Hong Kong magistrate jailed Mr...
...Harold Grace, vows to rate women solely on their personality, charm, and intelligence, he informed the National Post...
...Patrick J. Kennedy, son of the Hero of Chappaquiddick, had a battery complaint filed against him by Miss Della Patton, a security guard at Los Angeles International Airport, after he gave her the jolly what for when she objected to the size of his carry-on...
...The dog's name is being withheld, probably out of concern for her reputation...
...It was all someone else's fault...
...According to the excerpts, Mrs...
...Nonetheless she has been rejected by her owners and now resides at the local Society for the Protection of Animals, at least until Mr...
...2 On April 25 the United States Supreme Court began hearing oral arguments on a state law banning partial-birth abortions...
...In Istanbul, Mr...
...Friedan wanted his callipygian goddess to bear his child, and so he had his way with her repeatedly, usually with the lights off, and she lost her looks, which were transferred to Betty Grable...
...Anthony Brain, who tried to attract tourists to his Tasmanian snake farm by feeding his snakes live chickens, has been convicted ofcruelty to animals...
...Precisely the same poesy was left six months ago on a defunct cow in front of the Sydney Museum of Contemporary Art...
...Yet Mr...
...Alper Yazoglu of the city's Traditional Sports Federation is trying to dissuade groups of homosexuals from attending the 639th Kirkpinar oil wrestling championships in early July...
...Thousands Of American homosexuals marched on Washington in the last weekend of April to proclaim that homosexuality is politics as usual or birth control with a human face or something or other...
...Friedan's refreshingly flirtatious autobiography was partially published in the May issue of the scholarly George magazine...
...Officials at the Miss Alberta beauty contest have made a blind man one of the pageant's judges...
...Less mooing, more milk...
...She planted bulbs over him...
...Just keep the poofters away from the oil wrestlers of Turkey...
...Which made Henry Kissinger's reflections in the last week of April all the more refreshing: "One of the most important casualfies of the Vietnam tragedy was the tradition of American 'exceptionalism.' The once near-universal faith in the uniqueness of our values...gave way to intense divisions over the veryvalidity of those values...
...breasts to passing ships during NATO exercises...
...foreign policy ever since...
...There was talk of an arranged marriage between him and Vice President A1 Gore's unmarried daughter, Valuptua...
...April brought surprising news that President Fidel Castro is not the only charismatic Cuban...
...first wife of the late Cambodian revolutionary Mr...
...Wong's indiscretion "the most disgusting offense I've ever come across...
...A decade beyond the Cold War and there are alarming indications that the world's military is becoming restive...
...8 Jun e 2 o o o _9 The American Spectator The month's Mad Gardener Award goes to Miss Dorothy Graham of Farmwellgate, England...
...The judge, Mr...
...It marked fl~e twenty-fifth anniversary of the fall of South Vietnam and the rise of what the anti-war protesters promised would be peace and freedom in a united Vietnam...
...Scores of Holl~vood starlets were tJ~rowing their virginity at him...
...The anti-war demonstrators have never had to admit their errors...
...Wong Pak4au, an animal rights visionary of uncommos~ ardor...
...Pol Pot, who used to read him bedtime passages from Das KapitaI when sleep was elusive, has been consigned to obscurity...
...I have a right to bury him wherever I want," she told authorities, who had become curious about his disappearance...
...James Moran was accused of roughing up an eight-year-old boy in a school yard...
...As was Our President's impeachment...
...By the end of the month, Mr...
...K]lieu Ponnar...
...Miss Graham is receiving psychiatric care...
...And from Barcelona comes word that Mr...
...and the Hon...
...The crisis continues, --RET The American Spectator "June 2000 9...
...Arthur Tweddle admired the flowers but argued that the interment was inappropriate...

Vol. 33 • June 2000 • No. 5


 
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