Public Nuisances: It Takes an Einstein/Grotesqueries

Tyrrell, R. Emmett Jr.

by R. Emmett Tyrrell, Jr. It Takes an Einstein Time magazine's m e r e t r i c i o u s choice of Albert Einstein as "Person of the Century" is but another reminder of the essential...

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...Heaped in obloquy by his tormentors Reagan stood almost alone in pushing his arms buildup and a strategic defense initiative that is still widely derided...
...Readers of The American Spectator Online accorded the honor "Person of the Century" to Reagan and 25 YEARS AGO IN The American Spectator It is said that a number of years ago, when Bill Buckley was at the beginning of his career of college speaking, he once wrote two names on the blackboard and thereby nicely dramatized the point that students in his audience were being presented with only one side of the great world-forming debate between capitalism and socialism...
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...We hear how they suffered as children when called fatties by the local bullies, how they are related to every ethnic voting bloc and to most religions...
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...Their choices for "Person of the Century" are Winston Churchill and Ronald Reagan, respectively...
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...It Takes an Einstein Time magazine's m e r e t r i c i o u s choice of Albert Einstein as "Person of the Century" is but another reminder of the essential phoniness of much mainstream American journalism...
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...But the twentieth century, like most centuries, has been burned and brightened by politics...
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...Einstein was a very great scientist and science has made inestimable contributions to the twentieth century...
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Vol. 33 • February 2000 • No. 1


 
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