The Continuing Crisis
October and headed into November end- ing with the usual series of death threats from Democrats- all in all not ve D" edi~'- ing. Gov. George W. Bush smiled his way through the campaign,...
...president...
...October and headed into November ending with the usual series of death threats from Democrats- all in all not ve D" edi~'ing...
...Recent Turner winners have been Mr...
...Turning to telephone banks, they called blacks, gays, women needing abortions, and ancients and fllreatened that death would follow ifd~e hellish Repub]icans won and Genial George became the 43rd president...
...George W. Bush smiled his way through the campaign, shaking hands and kissing babies...
...huggies galore Campaign 2000 roared through coalition government survived by one vote, leaving the Good Friday peace programs where thus far there have been mercifully few beheadings, even among Indonesian feminists...
...Tommy Suharto, son of the similarly-inclined former the Brooklyn Museum...
...Manifestations of Third \u ed members of the Falun Gong when they appeared in the center of the city mores and folkways are rare in the United States, appearing chiefly in the intent on commemorating the anniver- coarse rites of university multiculturalism 8 December 2ooo/Jarzuary 2ooi The American Spectator...
...South Korea's President Kim Dae Jung copped the Nobel as two of the Boy President's foreign policy jewels turned to coal...
...Dennis Heiner, a leader been to dine at home or at fast-food restaurants, extremely fast...
...Yet this big lovable lug of a president was not completely impotent in ornamentTomoko Takahashi's "Load of Old Rubbish," which actually is a load of old rubbish...
...reminds her of "the trauma of taking her driving test...
...accord moribund...
...Ofili's dung when it was displayed at Wahid denied rumors that he would pardon comicted grafter Mr...
...The ACLU a]so defended the young conjurer's right to wear signs of the pagan religion Wicca to class...
...Yet the Democrats reverted again to their 1996 playbook...
...ing his legacy...
...Had she found Sweden delayed a referendum on similar inspiration in her last IQ or urine test she might be the Michelangelo Buonarroti of her therapy group...
...David Trimble's Bill Clinton, Esq...
...He had smeared paint on Mr...
...Yet who can say...
...Bill Clinton a Nobel laureate...
...Damien whether to adopt the detumescent euro currency after Denmark voted against doing so...
...Serbian fast food...
...Vojislav Kostunica, a la%'er whose habit had exhibited in pious Brooklyn...
...In fact, on October zo Mr...
...He posed for an Esquire magazine cover, legs wide apart, camera focused up at him from the floor, as Supposedly its artistic merit reposes in the though it were a chubby intern, there to serve...
...presumably the3: were not the type that cause contagious disease or alarn~ fellow students who are members oflocal animal rights groups...
...In rural Thailand police, perhaps from the Ofili schools of criminal investigation, captured a cow elephant that had fled terrified into the jungle after colliding with a truck...
...In the Esquire article he lamented that "the Republicans" had not apologized for what they did with his prineurotic artist's insistence that the rusting junk apism...
...Chris Ofili, Slobodan Milosevic's political opponents frequently perish just before dessert who painted the Virgin Mary with, among other emulsions, fresh elephant dung retrieved from the London Zoo...
...In the West Bank and Gaza, open warfare broke out, a grim consequence of the Boy President's On the art front, judges for London's preposterous Turner Prize have placed on this year's short list Miss attempt to exploit the peace process for his own legacy-enhancing purpose...
...In Belgrade, Yugoslavia, that series of restaurant shootings in which Hirst, who dipped a sheep in formaldehyde, and the glorious Mr...
...In Northern Ireland, Mr...
...In Tulsa, Oklahoma, the ~anerican Civil Liberties Union filed suit on behalf of a 15-year-old student, Miss Brandi Blackbear, who had been suspended from school for casting a spell on a teacher that made the teacher ill...
...At this writing it remains unclear what those pagan signs might be...
...That painting aroused protest when it was ended when the disagreeable president fell from office, replaced by Mr...
...The cops followed the elephant's dung trail...
...In Jakarta, Indonesia, President Abdurrahman in that protest, was found guilty of criminal mischief...
...He will be a major news story for months to come, until the medication is agreed upon...
...and in the regional capital of Pontianak a disgruntled mob carried the severed heads of two out-of-towners on sticks after decapitating them, a method of protest that is becoming extremely In Beijing, China, authorities arrestOctober saw Our President's aspirations for a Nobel Peace Prize evanesce despite the admissions otto\ o Norwegian public relations agencies and of one Norwegian politician that White House lobbyists tried to enlist their aid in making Dr...
...popular in what is euphemistically called the Third World...
Vol. 33 • December 2000 • No. 10
