The New York Spectator: Delouse the White House
Felder, Raoul & Mason, Jackie
ing but the extreme, so help me God. ;~ roll road. I'll be the tall extreme guy with at one of my extreme Nuge huntcamps for rear. Good, now we've got 'era sur- the extreme guitar, extreme...
...maybe even catch a disease just from sitson one would expect to be receiving a call Benny sat back smugly, waiting for ting on the Clinton couch...
...Maybe you breathed nator, who can you trust...
...I been to many houses, and I would of discomfort to the group...
...N Delouse the White House p way astrami on their sandwiches trips to were open frozen mouths half as my 'Pest store Control' might parked give some every prospective day outside cusof tleships, "The tanks, government and atomic has bombs, armies and but they batthe usual group at Irving s deli- tomers second thoughts about coming in to don't got what I got...
...and savants of him in such a way that if any food was that will have to be disinfected...
...Finally, Max, the retired code...
...Notify me immediately Irving's pickles fell on deaf ears...
...sense, but offered his opinion to the intended, but a truck with a big sign that says assembled sages that history will require more than an exterminator to get rid of the contamination that Clinton visited upon the Oval Office...
...It JACKIE MASON is starring on Broadway in a one-man show, Much Ado About Everything...
...extreme songs, extremely loud, extreme- Keeping the Spirit of the Wild extreme- As a brave Marine once stated with ly sexy, extremely fired-up, shooting an extreme enthusiasm...
...Now all girl with an accent from Arkansas, but he used in his business, until Irving took him of a sudden you are waiting for a call from can trust me...
...former occupation was a continuing source wordlessly back...
...Benny's announcement...
...Benny would drive to the deli- our political discussions, that is unless the able to trust a fat yenta with a beret, or a catessen in the pickup truck that he had subject of cockroaches came up...
...Good, now we've got 'era surthe extreme guitar, extreme attitude, an extreme life experience...
...Benny stood up...
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...wise men of wursts...
...If you can't trust an extermiin the back of the delicatessen where the the White House...
...Look Benny, no offense always spraying under the sinks...
...They're attacking ly strong & free, I remain Extremely yours, extremely flaming arrow, with the all over to the left, they're comin' on always a BloodBrother, Ted in the absolute extremely talented musicians, extremely strong from the right, they are all over Extreme, the whole extreme and nothpassionate...
...were at last passed around...
...I offered to do from the White House...
...Especially confounding was the passed around the table, he would be the everything else, a girl could get pregnant or fact that Benny was hardly the kind of per- last to receive it...
...I hope you can then join me in front of us, they are charging from the by Jackie Mason and Raoul Felder ticated and world-weary group of deli- for the daily discussions, but in an effort before the next guy moves in...
...An exterminator is not final wisdom on the subject, the pickles used to being ignored...
...Clinton knows he may not be down...
...rounded...
...Even normally furrier, said to him: "Benny, in four years never talk about somebody's cockroaches to mild-mannered Irving had to put his foot you have never had anything to add to anybody else...
...of his sign would discourage any potential expecting an important telephone call from vermin who had any ideas about attacking Well, with what has been going on in this the White House...
...RaOUL ]:?ELDER is a lawyer and nationally syndicated radio talk show host...
...Benny's protestation that the mere sight "Irving, don't tie up the phone, I'm leaves a hotel, or a patient leaves a hospital, everything is cleaned out-disinfected-clean paper put over the drinking glasses...
...was also suspicious that Benny was not ed to have it practically sterilized, so I offered It certainly takes a lot to quiet this sophis- washing his hands before he showed up to do all of this for free in the Oval Office some response from the group, but they the work, not only for free, but private-Benny is a retired exterminator whose played the same game he did, and stared strictly private...
...corned beef was pickling, and asked him to in too much of that powder you were Irving thought Benny made a lot of park elsewhere...
...An exterminator has his "A lot you know," spat out Benny...
...Imagine all catessen dilettantes, the knights of the knish- not to offend Benny, merely positioned the stuff, the rugs, the chairs, the couch, es...
...You know when a guest catessen was stunned into silence by have a taste of my cold cuts...
...Semper Fi, warriors...
...Besides sauerkraut...
...With that bit of just so happens that I have sent the president a letter, personal, offering a free service to the country...
...The group room in the White House they really needwhen it comes in...
...The group went back to eating their pastrami...
Vol. 33 • December 2000 • No. 10
