Nugent Fires Back: Xtreme States of America
Nugent, Ted
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...of my more than 5,0o0 rockouts at hyper- Xtreme activism...
...If we and what we believe in are ignored, the truth will die...
...We deserve each other...
...Xtrelne & damn proud...
...Activism last 33-plus ?.'ears, performing every one and only activism will put us "in charge...
...Benny's protestation that the mere sight "Irving, don't tie up the phone, I'm leaves a hotel, or a patient leaves a hospital, everything is cleaned out-disinfected-clean paper put over the drinking glasses...
...former occupation was a continuing source wordlessly back...
...Besides sauerkraut...
...Davy Crockett was an extremist...
...Xtremc States of America the head that is chewing on a child...
...I would use the most extreme source of water possible to extinguish a fre...
...warp intensity, a certain inescapable pat- Regardless of what Bill Clinton & A1Gotern has become a rather self-evident truth re say, this is not the planet of the apes...
...An exterminator is not final wisdom on the subject, the pickles used to being ignored...
...but HavI am waive lenging opportunities enough-I for had easy the sex temerity from beauto I extremely sleep extremely high...
...My balls are Xtremely sensitive...
...Live most uninhibited rock-n-roll guitarist free or die" is extreme...
...An exterminator has his "A lot you know," spat out Benny...
...You know when a guest catessen was stunned into silence by have a taste of my cold cuts...
...Fresh-fallen snow is extremely beautiful...
...Pimps, whores and welfare drudges are extremely disgusting...
...Drive safely, clenched fisted, ear-to-ear grinning, danc- Here's what I learned...
...They're attacking ly strong & free, I remain Extremely yours, extremely flaming arrow, with the all over to the left, they're comin' on always a BloodBrother, Ted in the absolute extremely talented musicians, extremely strong from the right, they are all over Extreme, the whole extreme and nothpassionate...
...LIVE FREE OR ing celebrants each night across the fruited DIE...
...I hate the IRS extremely...
...corned beef was pickling, and asked him to in too much of that powder you were Irving thought Benny made a lot of park elsewhere...
...rounded...
...Thank The alternative is to be no force and to you, America...
...sense, but offered his opinion to the intended, but a truck with a big sign that says assembled sages that history will require more than an exterminator to get rid of the contamination that Clinton visited upon the Oval Office...
...do this with all the heart & soul with EXTREMISTS FOUNDED AMERICA...
...I been to many houses, and I would of discomfort to the group...
...Even the great our Lord zooo.Tbe primal scream reeking Jimi Hen&ix laughed at me for not taking sonic bombast flames at an all-time inten- his offerings...
...I am extremely dissatisfied with any status quo...
...Our experiment in self-government here in the United States is extreme...
...I extremely believe in my independence and individuality...
...Look Benny, no offense always spraying under the sinks...
...Maybe you breathed nator, who can you trust...
...wise men of wursts...
...and savants of him in such a way that if any food was that will have to be disinfected...
...The intricate plumbing in a gutpile is extremely fascinating...
...Lewis and Clark were extremists...
...The group room in the White House they really needwhen it comes in...
...59 The American Spectator 9 December 2ooo/January 2ooz...
...My ZR1 is extremely fast...
...Compared while at the same time dedicating my to my apathetic, lame critics, f am energies to the family tribal unit...
...As the extremely proud to be an extremist...
...which we do if poisons have found their Some people with small minds call me way into our systems...
...for me and my boys to live by...
...I use extreme measures to deal with extreme conditions...
...Anything else is slavery...
...James Brown & I biggest musical heroes-- which was cbal- are Xtreme]y black...
...I'll be the tall extreme guy with at one of my extreme Nuge huntcamps for rear...
...To choose dependency is extremely pathetic...
...Benny would drive to the deli- our political discussions, that is unless the able to trust a fat yenta with a beret, or a catessen in the pickup truck that he had subject of cockroaches came up...
...My defiance of so called peer pressure is extremely rare in a politically correct sheep herd...
...I would quiet...
...I love my family extremely...
...Notify me immediately Irving's pickles fell on deaf ears...
...of his sign would discourage any potential expecting an important telephone call from vermin who had any ideas about attacking Well, with what has been going on in this the White House...
...to be given such a compliment by such disciplined into my psyche by Ma Nuge an obviously uncomplimentary source...
...Even normally furrier, said to him: "Benny, in four years never talk about somebody's cockroaches to mild-mannered Irving had to put his foot you have never had anything to add to anybody else...
...If you can't trust an extermiin the back of the delicatessen where the the White House...
...was also suspicious that Benny was not ed to have it practically sterilized, so I offered It certainly takes a lot to quiet this sophis- washing his hands before he showed up to do all of this for free in the Oval Office some response from the group, but they the work, not only for free, but private-Benny is a retired exterminator whose played the same game he did, and stared strictly private...
...Michael Jordan is an extreme athlete...
...be ignored...
...Open heart surgery is extreme...
...Benny stood up...
...I drive an extreme truck...
...shoot I climb a dog trees in ing consummated 133 deliriously stim- tiful cheerleaders by turning down their Nearly every night on the road for the an extremist...
...extreme songs, extremely loud, extreme- Keeping the Spirit of the Wild extreme- As a brave Marine once stated with ly sexy, extremely fired-up, shooting an extreme enthusiasm...
...I want to be extremely happy...
...Being an extremist in the name of honor is no vice...
...Ultimately, be a force to reckon with...
...Finally, Max, the retired code...
...I extremely value TED NUGENT, acclaimed rock musician, outdoorsman, and New York Times bestselling author, is proud to serve on the Board of Directors of the NRA...
...I went hunting sheer numbers and scary velocity of and I'm still Ted...
...I live and hunt drugs and alcohol from some of my with extreme intensity...
...am extremely alive...
...I am extremely proud of my children...
...One cannot I Ted...
...Now all girl with an accent from Arkansas, but he used in his business, until Irving took him of a sudden you are waiting for a call from can trust me...
...my God-given gifts of senses...
...It is weird, extremely weird, I have celebrated the gift of awareness, of Michael Jackson, Jann Wenner, Tom Brokaw, Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, Charles Schumer, Jesse Jackson, Janet Reno, Sarah Brady, Al Sharpton, A1 Gore, Louis Farrakhan, Bill Clinton, Dianne Feinstein, Bill Bradley, the Ku Klux Klan, the NAACP, Geoffrey Fieger, and most lawyers and judges...
...Big bucks make me extremely excitable...
...I eat extremely deliover the years...
...Especially confounding was the passed around the table, he would be the everything else, a girl could get pregnant or fact that Benny was hardly the kind of per- last to receive it...
...I want to be extremely flee...
...plains, I am one lucky sonofabitch...
...N Delouse the White House p way astrami on their sandwiches trips to were open frozen mouths half as my 'Pest store Control' might parked give some every prospective day outside cusof tleships, "The tanks, government and atomic has bombs, armies and but they batthe usual group at Irving s deli- tomers second thoughts about coming in to don't got what I got...
...To support laws that force us to be unarmed and defenseless is extremely sheeplike...
...roll road...
...Extremely...
...Homosexuality is extremely weird...
...Hell, I didn't just decline cious, awesome meat...
...Jerry Garcia is extremely dead...
...and my drill sergeant dad in a very strict ,affter all, when those who do nothing in hunting-camp and shooting-challenge the face of disaster condemn our proupbringing, by adhering to a powerful gressive activism, it is living proof that regimen of independent self-sufficiency, we are on a True North track...
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...The group went back to eating their pastrami...
...To try one's best to live by the Golden Rule is extremely right...
...I play extreme, maniac in the history of the free world, fire-breathing rock-n-roll, greazy rhythm this discipline has come in mighty handy and blues guitar...
...I sleep extremely soundly...
...Clinton knows he may not be down...
...Rosa Parks is an extremist...
...I offered to do from the White House...
...I plant ~ sure 'm just lMng a greazy the American o1' guitarboy, dream...
...were at last passed around...
...I hope you can then join me in front of us, they are charging from the by Jackie Mason and Raoul Felder ticated and world-weary group of deli- for the daily discussions, but in an effort before the next guy moves in...
...Imagine all catessen dilettantes, the knights of the knish- not to offend Benny, merely positioned the stuff, the rugs, the chairs, the couch, es...
...I plan on sharing a spiritual campfire with all my workin' hard, playin' hard BloodBrothers on the American rock-nD e c e m b e r 2 o o o/Ja n u a r y 2 o o s " The American Spectator 58 by TedNugent an extreme number of trees every year...
...Benny's announcement...
...maybe even catch a disease just from sitson one would expect to be receiving a call Benny sat back smugly, waiting for ting on the Clinton couch...
...Semper Fi, warriors...
...It JACKIE MASON is starring on Broadway in a one-man show, Much Ado About Everything...
...I am extremely fascinated by sunrises, sunsets, my wife, birdlife, and the Spirit of the Wild...
...Good, now we've got 'era surthe extreme guitar, extreme attitude, an extreme life experience...
...RaOUL ]:?ELDER is a lawyer and nationally syndicated radio talk show host...
...Last time I checked, Jimi sity at the tender age of 52, and based on the got high and Jimi's dead...
...I am extremely suspicious ing but the extreme, so help me God...
...With that bit of just so happens that I have sent the president a letter, personal, offering a free service to the country...
Vol. 33 • December 2000 • No. 10
