The Continuing Crisis
THE CONTINUING CRISIS Nightmares and night crawlers; Sarah's drinking problem a S 0 O ii July has passed and with it The American Spectator's long national nightmare. For over a year this...
...Daniel P. Dukes, 27, a former adept of a Miami Hare Krishna support group...
...His wife believes that he has been living on berries...
...Shaheen's finding: "Many of the allegations, suggestions and insinuations" that were not simply "unsubstantiated" were "in some cases, untrue...
...In Outlaw Machine he explains how that wild streak in the American spirit has found its way to the ultimate cowboy vehicle for modern times, the Harley...
...Shaheen's office further concluded that "no prosecution be brought in this matter as there is insufficient credible evidence to support criminal charges...
...But how to do it in polite society...
...Charlie Trie and Mr...
...In Hitler news, two small watercolors painted by the future German leader while he was suffering from a stomach disorder in Vienna were put on display in Tehran, where they Junta Headquarters at Rainbow Landing Tailgunner Joe displaced by new inquiry 8 September 1999 • The American Spectator were discovered in a basement...
...She avers that the practice has cured her hay fever and sinus disorders...
...Of the 300,000 people in attendance, even the young women smelled like young men...
...Miss Miles is succinct...
...On July 28 the Office of the Independent Counsel released Mr...
...Robert Torricelli, Rep...
...In Orlando, Florida, at Sea-World marine park that naked man found lying lifelessly atop the back of an otherwise undistinguished killer whale, has been identified as Mr...
...Perhaps that is why Woodstock '99 erupted in violence and pillage...
...According to Miss Mann, there in that historic bait shop—whilst thousands of minnows and night crawlers turned a blind eye —she saw thousands of dollars change hands...
...Thus was born what generations of American school children will learn to call the Bait Shop Junta...
...Concluding its report, the Washington Post affirmed that "some Clinton supporters had hoped [the case] would offer proof of a 'right-wing conspiracy' against the first couple...
...That was mere sex...
...A science correspondent for Britain's Express reports the disturbing news that "if you want to feel good, have a sniff of your granny's armpits, say scientists...
...The alleged transactions took place in a rural Arkansas bait shop, Dozhier's Bait Shop at Rainbow Landing...
...On that day Judge Susan Webber Wright, having already judged Boy Clinton America's first president guilty of contempt of court, levied a fine on him of $9o,686...
...Michael E. Shaheen, a former head of the Justice Department's Office of Professional Responsibility known for his exhaustive quests...
...A German truck driver working for a British trucking firm was awarded $18,700 by an employment tribunal in Cardiff, Wales, after he complained that fellow drivers laughed at his accent and called him "Hitler...
...Having enlivened our pages for years and those of Car and Driver for still more years, Brock has spent recent years researching the life and legend of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle...
...July 29 dawned bleaker still for the Clintons...
...John Conyers, and Mrs...
...Their discovery might remind Americans of how lucky we are that the late Mr...
...One cannot live on berries alone...
...In his claim of racial harassment he also alleged that fellow workers called his truck "the Panzer division" and saluted him with a snappy "Seig Heil" when all he wanted was a polite "cheerio," which is English for "Have a good one...
...The demand was based on charges made by Miss Caryn Mann, one of Arkansas' most respected tarot-card readers and a patriot who admits to having used her psychic wizardry to direct American troops to victory in the Gulf War...
...No charges have been filed...
...Forgotten will be the names of Monica Lewinsky and Paula Corbin Jones...
...Michael Hanlon, writes that armpit tests carried out at the Monell Chemical Senses Center in Philadelphia show that moods improve when older women's bodily odors are in the air...
...The correspondent, Mr...
...Boiling with anticipation, Salon's UFO watchers temporarily put aside their celestial examinations to boom his work (part of which would include contacting over 16o persons) as the most important government inquiry since perhaps the 1950's Army McCarthy hearings...
...Starr to commence a special investigation of the Bait Shop Junta, hauling the alleged conspirators before a specially convened Arkansas grand jury and gathering documents...
...For over a year this magazine has been the only magazine in American history pursued by its own Independent Counsel...
...Though the Clinton administration likes to keep the cost of government investigation to a minimum, and feels very badly about Independent Counsel Ken Starr's exorbitance, Attorney General Janet Reno persuaded Mr...
...Yet the Clintons' efforts to bring Good Government to America continue...
...Reporting to former Arkansas Senator David Pryor and to one of Mrs...
...Johnny Chung to turn...
...And with the president's financial backers in Beijing still irked about the Belgrade unpleasantness, where are Mr...
...It is a perfect book for the summer crisis...
...Better it would have been had all these wild ones stayed home and read Outlaw Machine by our own Brock Yates...
...A police spokesman announced, "We would be very keen to hear from anyone in the area who may have noticed clothes missing from their washing lines...
...She became a urine tippler after observing the amazingly vibrant health characteristic of so many denizens of the Indian subcontinent, many of whom follow Gandhi's practice of imbibing one's urine...
...The investigation was conducted by Mr...
...Then it was only hundreds of dollars...
...In the Clinton legacy it will rank with the works of John Wilkes Booth and Benedict Arnold...
...On CNN Miss Susan McDougal's lawyer mentioned $2.3 million...
...I drink it neat and it tastes different every time...
...They were painted in 1911 or 1912 when Mr...
...Clinton's husband and all of his girl friends, even those who freely consented...
...John F. Kennedy, Jr...
...David Hale...
...Throughout July Chinese authorities continued to crack down on Falun Gong, a religious sect known to practice meditation and group exercises somewhat reminiscent of the American aerobics classes once participated in by Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert...
...Hitler was hoping for a career as an artist...
...She also uses the little elves in her cranium to turn rain on and off over Arkansas' parched fields...
...Andy Warhol did not become a politician...
...Clinton's favorite journalists, a UFO watcher for the soft-porn Internet magazine Salon, Miss Mann attested to seeing vast sums of monies pass hands from Spectator agents to a Whitewater witness, Mr...
...On July 29 there was finally an indictment in the Clinton-Lewinsky affair, to wit: Miss Linda Tripp in Maryland on wire-tapping charges...
...Likewise, moods darken when young men's odors afflict our nostrils...
...C. Everett Koop has not returned our calls...
...RET Harley—th Outlaw e ultimate Machine...
...Alas, all was for naught, aside from the no doubt considerable sum Miss Mann's allegations cost taxpayers and the lesser amount inflicted upon The American Spectator...
...Hillary Milhous Clinton, prevailed on the Justice Department to demand investigation of The American Spectator and its secret agents who were then perpetrating a "vast right-wing conspiracy" against Mrs...
...Scottish authorities remain on the lookout for Mr...
...Earlier in the month British actress Miss Sarah Miles finally advised her admirers on the proper way to drink urine...
...In the Spring of 1998 Good Government Democrats, led by Sen...
...These are the peace and freedom kids...
...I'm allergic to alcohol and have never taken drugs, so it's pretty pure stuff...
...Allan Sinclair, 39, who stripped to the waist after a domestic disturbance and ran into the woods near Loch Maree...
...died in his airplane on July 16 along with his wife and her sister...
...On it Yuppies, RUBIES (Rich Urban Bikers), and Hippies alike can release their gleeful spirits and neither commit felonies nor be impeached...
...Then it was her 13-year-old son who witnessed the evil transaction, the one who does math with his fingers...
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