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...Howard Stoate, a practicing physician...
...Finally, from Italy comes word that Don Giuseppe Avarna, Duke of Gualtieri, is dead at 83...
...Tyson, himself a convicted rapist, could become a powerful ally of the president upon his release from prison...
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...The Duke, a philanderer of great gifts, captured the imagination of the world in 198o when he vacated his ancestral castle to live with an American mistress forty years his junior...
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...Officials at Dartmouth College are still the butt of laughter for their announcement that they will make fraternities and sororities coeducational as a means to end "problem drinking" on the campus...
...Yeltsin kidded them about making a threatening call to President Clinton over Kosovo, though no record of the call was found, and on the nineteenth, during a meeting with Germany's Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder, President Yeltsin pretended that they had never met, though he had been introduced to the rather vain German just three months earlier...
...and the mysterious firefly 2 3 6 C 0 O February passed with the leaders of many Islamic countries looking to the heavens and praying for the survival of their aspirin factories...
...McElroy paid schoolchildren 25 cents per hundred to collect fireflies for his research, and one greedy little creep abducted 37,000 in a single month...
...Unfortunately, Iranian newspapers still shy away from the women's lingerie ads that make the New York Times so popular, and local mullahs will not even talk about the latest Victoria's Secret catalogue...
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...First came the news that Judge Susan Webber Wright was contemplating holding the Groper in contempt of court...
...In fact, two hilarious jokes by President Yeltsin on February /8 and /9 actually were construed by Moscow reporters as signs of infirmity in the otherwise robust Russian president...
...In February not one Democratic senator bothered and all stood shoulder to shoulder with a handful of bemused Republicans to acquit America's first presidential sex offender...
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...The King is wanted in Albania for attempting to impose monarchy on the country through a 1997 coup in Tirana that left a bus overturned and several chickens dead...
...Tyson, Mr...
...Christopher Hurran, was living with another man in a cute little apartment near the Moldau river...
...Whilst staying as a guest of Maryland's Montgomery County jail, he smashed a television set against a wall...
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...In the Alps, avalanches made winter skiing even more hazardous than usual, and dietary practices in China only worsened conditions...
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...In Blacksburg, Virginia, a Virginia Tech fraternity's "Act Like Bill Clinton" dance ended unfortunately when four fraternity brothers were arrested for holding an exotic dancer against her will...
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...Unfamiliar with the historic customs of British espionage agents, BIS officers in Prague outed MI6's man in the Czech capital as a homosexual after discovering that the agent, Mr...
...The occasion was made memorable by the presence of her bodyguards, two of whom rubbed her feet throughout the meal, even when she was asleep...
...In London Prime Minister Tony Blair's government got a shot in the arm, so to speak, from Labour MP Dr...
...The move was announced in a barely literate letter from the administration claiming that its plan would encourage "respectful relations between women and men...
...The two moved into a former chapel nearby, where the Duke would Not a meanie streak in her She turned the Senate into wimpy mush 8 Apri 2 1999 • The American Spectator clang the chapel's bell every time he made love just to annoy his former wife...
...In the 1950's Dr...
...In California the Angeles National Forest was closed to tourists to protect the endangered arroyo toad and will remain shut until 2003...
...His acquittal on February 12 notwithstanding, the Boy President suffered calamitous news during the month, and every turban-headed statesman from Hindu Kush to Sudan now knows that when danger closes in on the Animal House at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, missiles whoosh over Allah's real estate...
...William McElroy, the world's leading authority on bioluminescence, which is to say, the gleam in a firefly's arse...
...Madame Chiang Kai-shek celebrated her tooth birthday at Tavern on the Green in New York City...
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...In Johannesburg, the King of Albania, the Hon...
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...The Wall Street Journal and the Washington Post reported that the Groper is probably a rapist...
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...McElroy's research never realized environmentalists' dream that someday whole cities might be illuminated by the environmentally benign bioluminescence of thousands of incarcerated fireflies...
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...Leka Zogu, Esq., was arrested for carrying a small arsenal on his person...
...Bernard Breeders' Association is warning breeders not to sell their dogs to Chinese businessmen lest they disappear into a chien en croute...
...Florida residents add 6% sales tax + appropriate county tax...
...During Congress's impeachment hearing forty hesitant members of Congress read it and voted impeachment articles against the brute...
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Vol. 32 • April 1999 • No. 4


 
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