The Continuing Crisis
THE CONTINUING CRISIS Waco lives; three's company; nudist shivers; attaché frogs August becomes a ghost, but Waco returns to haunt the Clintons! Six years after the Justice Department denied using...
...Inflation for the last quarter was 1.2 percent...
...Immediately the press wanted to know if Mr...
...Six years after the Justice Department denied using flammable material in its assault on the Branch Davidian compound the FBI admits it did...
...Dole's hairdo came under fire...
...Mike Russell of Bath, England, found them in his own windpipe...
...Clinton's defenders among the congressional Democrats may be vacationing in South Africa...
...A report in the venerable Sunday Telegraph has the answer...
...Possibly she did indeed hire the two fat boys who sat on those goo FBI files...
...This month, operating on a tip from one of Mr...
...The college football season began with astonishing victories by Penn State and Florida State and growing concern for the safety of the UCLA squad...
...Six years hence who can say what revelations will come from the Clintons...
...Forbes was asked about precisely how much money he could afford to spend in the nominating process, and Mrs...
...Gore thought of employing Unique Recoveries against the Russian deadbeats...
...However, in Marcola, Oregon a cold snap plunged temperatures into the low 6o's, bringing gloom to another prominent Gore constituency...
...Steve Forbes making a strong second-place showing At Yosemite National Park, California, wildlife enthusiasts have gone too far...
...Alan Parson's attempt to rob a pastry shop was foiled when shop employees bombarded him with buns and bread rolls...
...Stick around for 2005 when Bill and Hillary are...where...
...Vince Foster's last hours...
...Readers of the British tabloids might remember that Mr...
...Shetty, manager of Unique Recoveries of Bombay...
...Is this the makings of a menage a trois...
...suspended the city's four-year-old school voucher program just hours before children began trundling off to private schools...
...After eight years of searching for his lost front teeth, Mr...
...Known as hi jiras, the fellows, or fellowesses, appear on the streets heavily made up and wearing gaudy saris over women's underwear...
...Supposedly the frog travels in the attaché case of a well-dressed man who drives through the country lanes of idyllic former Rhodesia in a luxury car from which he springs the amphibian upon the unsuspecting ladies...
...With over 15 million babies being born in India annually, the land of Gandhi has been called a "birth control nightmare...
...Johan Maree, 49, braved criticism from "people" he deemed "living in an outdated hypocritical age" when he announced a "sex safari...
...The Iowa straw vote was won by Gov...
...At Sadat University College in Tangail, Bangladesh, one student was killed and scores injured when police opened fire to stop intruders from passing answers to students taking examinations in English...
...Russell's teeth disappeared during a 1991 automobile accident that did not involve any member of the royal family...
...and Mrs...
...In July, fourteen current and former members of the UCLA team were arrested for illegally possessing handicapped-parking permits...
...Major banks in India are using transvestite eunuchs as debt collectors...
...And the Indonesian money...
...Nonetheless, President Bill Clinton vacationed in Martha's Vineyard with his wife and daughter...
...Has Mr...
...James Kastel, was threatened with a $20,000 law suit for misspelling a crucial word on one of his client's open spaces...
...In Cleveland, Ohio, U.S...
...The Federal Reserve Board raised interest rates for the second time in two months to ward off inflation...
...Bush used cocaine at any time in his life and whether he had been responsible for an abortion...
...In London, England, Mr...
...District Court Judge Solomon Oliver, Jr...
...In Edison, New Jersey, a widely respected tatooist, Mr...
...Maybe Hillary Milhous Clinton really did have a hand in Travelgate...
...Finally, the Clintons seemed to have settled on the perfect New York residence just as Miss Monica Lewinsky took a flat in Greenwich Village...
...On August 15 the billionth Indian child was born in the subcontinent...
...Rebellion ensued and he changed his mind...
...Despite the robust example presented to his countrymen by Russia's President Boris Yeltsin in beating back 8 October 1999 • The American Spectator scores of bacteria and every known virus, a United Nations Development Program reports that Russian men have one of the shortest life expectancies in the industrial world...
...And in Italy Mr...
...And Mr...
...Can you dig it...
...How to get the money back (some of it deposited in the Bank of New York...
...The Clinton compound in Chappoqua...
...Since 1980 life expectancy among men in Lenin's paradise has actually declined by four years, suggesting that once Mr...
...They confront debtors and threaten to raise their saris, thus exposing their irregularities...
...An unnamed man showering in a park stall has discovered a hidden camera filming his every natural act from behind an air freshener, and park authorities report finding other hidden cameras...
...After reports were carried on the front page of Zimbabwe's state-run newspaper the Herald, Police Commissioner Griffiths Mpofu declared the story "totally false," but Zimbabweans remain tense and many attaché cases have been confiscated...
...Naturally all products would have to be sold in accordance with local alcohol beverage laws and none could be sold to minors or to nursing mothers...
...Six years after denying excessive force it now appears that elements of the Delta Force were standing by...
...Bartolo Berta, deputy mayor of Savona, ordered citizens "not to die—or at least not yet...
...Drought and a heat wave in the mid-Atlantic states threatened crops, but did put a smile on the faces of Vice President Al Gore's global-warming fanatics...
...Then there are the questions about foreign campaign contributions and technology transfers to Beijing...
...The idea is to hire prostitutes to run through the bush while being hunted by "enlightened funsters" who will hunt the prostitutes with color-coded pellets of paint...
...Or is Monica going to run for mayor while Hillary runs for senator...
...At this c some li onvetion, ke it hot 0 S 0 O Throughout August, pressure built on the Clintons over their mishandling of yet another dangerous piece of real estate, Russia...
...People pay up very quickly," reports Mr...
...How long can this soap opera be defended by the Kultursmog as progressive "public service...
...Elizabeth Dole coming in third...
...This election will turn on great issues, though Mr...
...Miss Maureen McCloskey of the Paralyzed Veterans of America called their behavior a "moral outrage," but the players insist that they all expect to undergo knee surgery sometime in the near future...
...Panic has spread throughout progressive Zimbabwe over reports that the flower of Zimbabwean womanhood are dying after being forced to breast-feed a wealthy frog...
...The city has run out of cemetery space...
...There Mr...
...Led by Vice President Al Gore, the administration has been complicitous with corrupt Russian officials who have run up prodigious debts with the IMF...
...Late in the month the New York Times editorialized that his role in Russian corruption should be a major issue in Campaign z000...
...Yeltsin retires from politics he could perform no greater public service than to open a string of health food shops, marketing the staples of his amazing diet...
...And the suppression of the RTC White-water investigation...
...RET The ma gic frog of Zim babwe...
...Members of the American Association for Nude Recreation were forced to don scratchy sweatshirts and baggy pants during their national convention in mid-August, ruining their naked volleyball game and ever popular topless horseshoe championships, which for the fifth straight year were not carried on ESPN...
...He better think of something...
...Russell's girlfriends, his doctors retrieved the teeth with forceps during a so-minute procedure and now he has resumed the singing lessons that he had to abandon after the accident...
...George W. Bush, with Mr...
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