The Continuing Crisis
THE CONTINUING CRISIS Back in the USSR; seven is not enough; judge not ... "S: a 0 November gave way to December, the fifth consecutive such peaceful transition of the Clinton Era. Thank you,...
...A purse snatcher in Camden, New Jersey, admitted in court that previously he'd stolen $3o from a lemonade stand run by Miss Ami Reader, 8, and her sister, Miss nin...
...Clinton's who says she was warned by his campaign in 1992 not to cooperate with the tabloids about their 33-year relationship...
...C. wound up in Lviv, Ukraine, on November 17, suffering through a wreath-laying ceremony before a Monument to the Victims of Communist Repression...
...An unidentified woman was detained in the White House on November 8 as she wandered through the West Wing asking, "Where's the president...
...On November 20, Senator Robert C. Byrd of West Virginia celebrated his own 8oth anniversary, kicking and scheming...
...Paula Jones dropped the defamation part of her suit against Mr...
...On November 7, what's left of the former Soviet Union celebrated the 8oth anniversary of the Bolshevik Revolution with dance and song, and Mrs...
...He still didn't understand me, and I knew then that it was over," Mrs...
...So what I did," Mr...
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...If he could turn back the hand of time, it wouldn't have happened," the judge's lawyer said...
...Luckily for everyone concerned, he saved the name "Pringles" for the potato chip he also helped invent, probably at the same time he refined the process for making synthetic rubber, to judge by the taste...
...Yoko Ono, whose ouevre has been on display at Cincinnati's Contemporary Arts Center...
...But where is the Samuel Goldwyn who might Americanize his surname...
...She should not be confused with Ms...
...Black pundit payment time," he calls it...
...You couldn't tell the difference...
...Clarence Page seemed to do well, particularly in "the period between Dr...
...Not to worry, a museum spokesman told concerned callers...
...and Mrs...
...Ted Turner for not having any...
...It will be Paris Michael Katherine, a sure sign the father doesn't know whether to expect a boy or a girl...
...In an act worthy of a sans-culotte running amok in once-civilized Paris, the paper's new editorial-page editor Mr...
...As he hid in his bunker at Jeffrey Katzenberg's walled-in Malibu estate on November 16, contemplating a showdown with Mr...
...President...
...Warren William Ost died at 71 in New York City...
...Browning said...
...The war on children continues...
...After the Hon...
...In Detroit, five-term mayor Coleman Young died at age 79...
...In his case, rigor mortis was expected to be anticlimactic...
...Even more hurtful, that same day word came from Paris that the last of the great rigid Stalinists, longtime French Communist Party boss Georges Marchais, had died...
...Tammi Reader, in Gloucester Township...
...Titen's nose, though not before removing his robe...
...Michael Jackson has chosen the name of his next baby, which is due in February...
...Zero Population Growth bestowed full honors on Mr...
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...Clinton and Trooper Ferguson, and the Justice Department rejected a suggestion from a Connecticut public defender that it begin a criminal investigation of Independent Counsel Kenneth Starr...
...Best known for his foul mouth, Young thought himself a sort of Motor City Pol Pot...
...Platt explained, "was underline the black line with a red line, to sort of highlight it...
...Margaret Carlson, who brings a warmth to her cronishness that Ms...
...Kenny McCaughey of Carlisle, Iowa, became the happy parents of septuplets born November 19 in nearby Des Moines...
...Troisi refused to reduce Mr...
...This year the Barbie doll is scheduled to undergo radical and involuntary—plastic surgery that will leave her looking less like Marilyn Monroe and more like Tamara Press: with wider waist, smaller bust, softer features, less makeup, and a closed mouth...
...The New York Post could go the way of Detroit...
...Titen's $4o,000 bond, Mr...
...and Mrs...
...C. flew away for a nostalgic tour of Siberia and other former sites of Soviet achievement Everything stayed ducky until Mrs...
...In Morgantown, West Virginia, judge Joseph Troisi, 47, is about to be judged for violating the civil rights of convicted larcenist Bill Titen, 29...
...David Gergen, who collected $466,625 in speaker's fees in 1992, earned not even a fifth of that in the first six months of 1997...
...Much to the horror of parenthood planners Mr...
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...Clinton apologized to her, she says, and asked if she'd like to resume their relationship...
...King's birthday and Black History month," he told the New York Times...
...He has requested that his ashes eventually be deposited on the moon in a crater named after his father, an astrophysicist...
...In 1969 he helped found Tourisme Oecumenique, "an organization involved in religion and leisure tourism," according to his obituarist...
...Jimmy Carter asked Miss Amy Carter for her views on nuclear strategy...
...Joey Buttafuoco has moved to Hollywood, and already he's landed a cameo role in a major new movie...
...What's not to understand...
...We're living in a city of a million people, half the population of what it was 4o years ago," he boasted a decade ago...
...A few days later—after an aborted takeoff or two, which is what happens when in a goodwill gesture you evidently equip an Air Force plane with Tupolev engines—Mrs...
...John Podhoretz has fired the Post's most popular columnist, the incomparable Hilton Kramer...
...Henry Vestine, 52, guitarist for the rock band Canned Heat, was laid to rest in Eugene, Oregon, though not for all eternity...
...James Carville and David Kendall couldn't get her out of this one...
...Victor Mills, the inventor of disposable diapers that came to be known as Pampers, died at loo in Tucson, Arizona...
...C. felt a tug in her heart...
...Myers is a philosophical dispute in progress: with reproductive parts that remain decidedly female, a girlfriend who regards their relationship as completely heterosexual, and a mother who "tangles her pronouns," as the Washington Post put it, variously referring to her child as "he," "she," or "it" Soon enough it will play in Peoria...
...Alex Myers, an androgynous sophomore who lives alone on an all-male floor of Greenough Hall having taken a pass on "sex-reassignment surgery...
...In religious news, the Rev...
...Podhoretz is a neoconservative crackup all by his lonesome...
...At their 1994 high school reunion Mr...
...The defaced portion was removed, "and then we just rearranged the canvases...
...Next to the masterpiece was a sign containing this message from Miss Ono: No one can tell you not to touch the art...
...Only Mr...
...No one could give her a straight answer...
...Eleanor Clift can never summon, earned not one penny in speaking fees last year...
...Thank you, Mr...
...Who sai like Le What am I doing here...
...It's the greatest loss I know of any city in the history of the world...
...He's the last of the great appropriationists, the architect of such West Virginia monuments as the Robert C. Byrd Bridge, Robert C. Byrd Institute for Flexible Manufacturing, Robert C. Byrd Freeway, Robert C. Byrd Highway, Robert C. Byrd Expressway, Robert C. Byrd High School, and, as the New York Times gushed, "more than two dozen other such eponymous projects, all financed partly with Federal dollars...
...Harvard can sympathize: the college's latest project is Alice Myers, a.k.a...
...Titen cursed at him—he responded by biting off a chunk of Mr...
...Jake Platt, a student, faces felony charges after taking a red Magic Marker to part of a 2.4-piece painting crafted by the gifted Ms...
...and Mrs...
...Dolly Kyle Browning, 49, a high school classmate of Mr...
...Saddam Hussein, Our President was joined by his daughter, flown down from Northern California—at whose expense remains unclear—for the sort of consultation not seen since Mr...
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