Ben Stein's Diary: Buying Into Beverly Hills
Stein, Benjamin J.
a~ca~ ~ ,~~~¢~.X.~'~ | E N STE I N'S D IAR' by Benjamin J. Stein Buying Into BeverlyHills Saturday A n unusual day. I am up early to go down to CBS Television City to be a guest star,...
...I was terrified about it all the time...
...I am wildly allergic to all such chemicals and start to hyperventilate when I get near them...
...Great air conditioning...
...There just is not much excitement about him one way or the other...
...My gag answer was, "An astronomical unit is the number of lies Bill Clinton tells in a week...
...Some much bigger town...
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...I could fly, all thanks to the ever charging market, a miraculous deity that said I was rich when I should have known it was teasing me...
...parable to those of entrusted Britain the United States...
...But is he the son of an Earl...
...John's Wood, and a lush condo in Manhattan...
...Fear to turn on CNBC and see the stock market prices...
...After dinner, he made me a paper Napoleon hat...
...God is our wall...
...Powerful...
...Speaking of TV, maybe it's time for a book about the good things that TV has done for America...
...But what the heck...
...Have you seen Perot on TV saying Clinton is a drug user and it's fried his brain and left him insane...
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...wives may bicker but they always kiss and make up...
...Then, a chance meeting with the busty and beautiful but decidedly wacky Dotty...
...It's serious...
...Come to think of it, in a way that house is like the one we're about to buy: the cheapest house in a very snooty neighborhood...
...By and large, men were amazed and disturbed...
...But nothing was done to bring this dream to In the Six-Day War of 1967, Israel once again reality...
...Yes, it will be exactly the same as Watergate...
...Then, right after I bought it, my boss lost his job and so did I. I sold it at a slight gain a couple of years later...
...Call off your attack dogs, Bill...
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...Then, a short hike to a totally grungy building where the public speaking agent hangs out...
...But Herzl's vision fired up Despite being under constant attack world Jewry and especially the Jews of east-and siege and having suffered over 20,000 ern Europe, who were despairing under the dead in those defensive wars, Israel creatyoke of Russian oppression...
...I shopped from my own office and found the best deal available...
...Here they are, in positions of incredibly crucial authority...
...His father had emigrated from Latvia or maybe it was Lithuania, to be a small shopkeeper in this little town...
...Stanley has a big hunk of all the responsibility in the whole world on his shoulders...
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...My father was waiting for me, watching TV...
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...Regrettably, Its economy—despite the enormous Britain decided that the requirements for set-defense expenditures mandated by the ting up a Jewish national home would not aggressiveness of its neighbors and apply east of the Jordan River...
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...There is no such item in TV land as a racist show — except for racist depictions of black people often by black people...
...But I think you might be a little bit unfamiliar yet with how the Program works...
...One would think that the emerging nations would wish to learn from Israel's example...
...You can't have it both ways...
...Immediately the country was base...
...On 'TV, there is a lot of crime, but it's always labeled as crime, and no one praises it as bold new initiatives in finance, the way some people praise financial shysters...
...It's not allowed on TV for a white person to mock a black, and Jews are only mocked by themselves also...
...For a member of the Program to ask his friends to deny in the well of Congress that he in fact had a problem while he is also turning over his powerlessness before that problem to God is not consistent with Step 6: becoming entirely ready to have God remove our shortcomings...
...What a great, super car...
...In this bloodiEurope's dispersed Jews...
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...The Program has power, Bill...
...Its only problem is that the couch has been sprayed with some evil fabric stain repellent...
...Clinton made their lives a lot easier...
...Come to meetings twice a day...
...Israel is the only truly democin 1917, by which Palestine was established ratic country in the entire Middle East, as a national home with governmenfor the Jewish peo-"One would think that emerging nations tal structure and ple...
...I got in a good lick when a question was asked about "What is an astronomical unit...
...Egypt occupied the Gaza had for 2,000 years been the dream of Strip...
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...But what was not nice was that the man in front of me leaned his seat back so far that his head was literally in my lap as if he were my dog and I were looking for fleas...
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...Nothing takes much hold except very slowly in America, and that's thanks to TV and the way it reaches us in small groups split up from each other...
...This is a template for a future, more mixed society, if people choose to have it...
...It's a funny show, and it's supposed to be a big celebrity thing, so I am very happy and flattered to do it...
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...They make me look nerdy...
...He has responsibility for bailing out all of the poor countries whose currencies are such a mess...
...So, what kind of a show do you want to do...
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...It can make you well and give you peace...
...If my relationship with God is right, nothing else in my life is of great consequence...
...No shows...
...I could do anything...
...That area con-despite the effort and expense of having stituted three-fourths of the territory of the absorbed more than 2.5 million immiMandate...
...A house in a neighborhood of all rich people except for us...
...Me, the world's biggest patsy for his scams and schemes...
...In fact, the whole subject can electrify me with fear, even over small things like a dinner tab...
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...But when I told this hypothesis to my wife, she made a brilliant observation...
...Would that be all right...
...with my father and his pals Stanley and Rhoda Fischer...
...it is one of world leaders in ecobined might of the aggressors and established nomic growth rate...
...Apologize to Judge Starr for what you and Mr...
...the vast Sinai Peninsula and the Golan The concept of creating a new nation in Heights...
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...For example, when we admit we are powerless over our problem, whether it's alcohol, or drugs, or sex (and I am not laughing at you—I've been there) or dishonesty (a literal addiction to lying), soon thereafter we are supposed to make a list of all people we have harmed (step 8), become willing to make amends to all of them (also step 8), and then to make amends to them all, directly wherever possible (step 9...
...It goes beyond drugs...
...Whoopi in particular was eagerly defending Bill Clinton...
...I start with its dilutive political effect...
...Yeah, right...
...Tommy, as you can clearly see, both Mommy and Daddy wear glasses," I said blithely...
...Then the vile sound of cards being slapped into a neat pile...
...I like it...
...Energized by ed social and political systems and an Zionist aspirations, British Foreign Secretary economy that continues to amaze experts Lord Balfour issued his famous Declaration worldwide...
...In Clintonismo, the media establishment will keep in power the guy they like and will spit in the face of the law...
...There is a lesson there...
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...Stanley's town was so remote that it was three days' train ride from Capetown even in the 1950's...
...His father then became mayor of that small town, surely a stunning comment on his abilities and selfconfidence...
...Then I went over to see my acting agent about his hookup with a public speaking agent...
...If we don't get to our knees, we're going to be knocked to our knees by our addiction...
...I left that interview feeling old, beaten, broke, and pathetic...
...Plus, it went on and on and on...
...For example, Bill Clinton is a pure demagogue, although a good president on economic issues, largely because he turns them over to people who understand them...
...I decided to read my books on serenity: • "It does not matter if our backs are against the wall...
...I guess the movie is supposed to be about paranoia, and how paranoia is often justified...
...That "out of [your] hands," and you even whopper you told about standing up to made a small gesture of making amends your alcoholic stepfather and threatento Monica L., which is also a part of ing to hit him if he abused your moththe 12-step program...
...it has one of the highitself firmly within its boundaries...
...No, this does not mean I am about to follow David Brock in any way...
...Relax...
...Or maybe it's about how we all live in a world of totally manufactured reality...
...Luckily, there was a blanket in the closet that I could use as a shield...
...My mother was terrified about money...
...Stanley is a 54-year-old economist who is deputy head of the International Monetary Fund...
...That's a good thing...
...Black women took it the most casually of all...
...I ventured forth in the premium cabin to find the evil-doers...
...Off I drifted to dreamland, listening to the Eagles on my headphones when I was awakened by a loud sound of some fool shuffling cards...
...and it stayed in possession of Judea/Samaria (now is the world leader in exports per capita...
...In Watergate, the media establishment kicked out the guy they didn't like and spit in the face of the law...
...He's too crazy," she said...
...I hate seeing my father recede in the rear-view mirror...
...You're trying to stand up and lash the people who busted you into submission...
...Maybe Whoopi likes him because he liked her," said one of the other guests with a clever wink...
...it repossessed Judea/Samaria, the Zionist Congress in Basel (Switzerland) in eastern part of Jerusalem, and conquered 1897 and political Zionism was born...
...Only I could not sleep because I am thinking of the stock market and the big new house we are buying, and I am scared...
...But no one thinks of him as a spellbinder and there is no possibility that in any large way he could supersede the Constitution...
...One picks up the aura of the people one is with...
...At makeup and hair, we were all talking about the Starr Report...
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...Now, Bill, step four requires you to take your own moral inventory of your own shortcomings, and I would not dream of taking your inventory...
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...Can I come live with you...
...By being a great student in high school, and then a great student at M.I.T...
...In what possible way...
...in my rented Buick Park Avenue...
...I complained and he moved...
...My father and I had a dismayingly poor lunch at the Watergate Hotel, and then made turkey hot dogs in his apartment...
...Maybe so, but then why am I so scared...
...I awakened and wrote for a while (I hope that part was not insane...
...I told you it was an insane day...
...Leather bound...
...All family problems are solved out of love...
...Now, Bill, admitting you did wrong, but then having your army of goons start an unprecedented smear campaign against the man who brought you to your knees before God is not usually thought of as asking forgiveness and making amends...
...Bill, there's a saying in the Program...
...It was a dismal suite with ancient shag carpeting, pitiful fiberboard partition walls, tiny, undersized furniture, and a bedraggled look...
...In many little families, no enthusiasm or fervor can be whipped up for anything...
...on every quote...
...Both will be examples of the amazing power of an unelected media elite...
...You will trudge the road of happy destiny with people a lot like you who really did surrender, really did make amends, and really did become healed, day by day, dependent on a temporary reprieve from God...
...Make a full confession, if only to your sponsor, and make it right to the real people you have harmed—the whole American nation, by lying and soiling your office—by leaving the office for which you are clearly incapacitated...
...Then the little kids started jumping on my row of seats, jolting me every time I began to pray...
...Plus, he seems to read about two books each day and write an article...
...He, 44 I left feeling old, beaten, broke, and pathetic...
...On the other hand, this show, this wickedly clever "Hollywood Squares," is on right opposite "Win Ben Stein's Money...
...Seeing this Jewish officer being railroaded to a life sentence led him to the recognition that life for Jews in Europe was untenable and that the solution of the "Jewish problem" lay in the establishment of a Jewish state...
...Given to me by my long-departed Uncle Hy...
...That's because we know him from TV...
...Try it, Bill...
...Should I take a pill...
...The return to Zion part of Jerusalem...
...Or, should I pray...
...Plus, and here is probably the best thing about TV, TV elevates consumerism to a religion...
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...Fear to look at the escrow papers...
...Bill, the Program is about humility, surrender, service, prayer, and making amends...
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...Basketball, baseball, football, detective shows, mysteries, opera, ballet, anything but talk shows...
...Since the advent of floating rates, the IMF's mission has gotten somewhat cloudy...
...A house is a big responsibility...
...Wow, does he love TV...
...I imagine the Holocaust deniers would love The Truman Show...
...I don't want to wear glasses any longer," he said...
...I want to have Dana take me to soccer," he said, "because Daddy is too crabby and too controlling...
...But Zionism has flourished to an extent that the visionary Theodor Herzl could not have possibly imagined 100 years ago...
...Those great days of wondering what kind of speakers to buy for my stereo, what new kind of disc player I should have, whether I felt like getting a new boat—those blithe and silly concerns were my day...
...A smart philosopher once said that no activity was more harmless than making money...
...In TV land, America, when we see something that's interesting on TV, we watch it for a moment, then get up for a beer or potato chips, and then switch to the sexy exercise gals on ESPN...
...overweight, but had lost a ton of weight...
...The only really bad part is that network TV has reached an all-time low of idiocy...
...Any kind of visuals...
...Recently, it sold for seven times what I paid for it...
...He's wasted doing the weather...
...I don't do a show," I said...
...He's truly funny and amazingly quick...
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...In 1894, Theodor Herzl, an Austrian Jewish journalit, was assigned to cover the Dreyfus trial in France...
...like Rhoda, grew up in what was then Northern Rhodesia...
...a~ca~ ~ ,~~~¢~.X.~'~ | E N STE I N'S D IAR' by Benjamin J. Stein Buying Into BeverlyHills Saturday A n unusual day...
...Was there anything I could do to join in with that revue...
...The people I know who are truly unable to respond to normal moral constraints are often on drugs...
...90-91 Conservative Book Club pp...
...Then I bid him a sad goodbye...
...That part also was not insane and in fact quite encouraging...
...I give the occasional speech...
...Otherwise you are not admitting your powerlessness, not admitting your faults, not making amends, and in fact are still "out there" doing what got you here in the first place...
...asked his colleague, a lovely young woman...
...My losses have reached staggering levels...
...I am up early to go down to CBS Television City to be a guest star, bee-bee, on the new "Hollywood Squares," starring Whoopi Goldberg and Tom Bergeron...
...I can already see the sheriff posting the foreclosure notice on the door...
...I prayed for forgiveness for sins of obduracy, pride, greed, stiff-neckedness, lust, deceit, adultery, meanness of spirit, harsh words, and hundreds more over and over again...
...creation of the state)—can only be A Nation is Born and Succeeds...
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...My flight to LAX was crowded indeed, considering that it is the first night of Yom Kippur...
...How...
...The culprits were the usual suspects: namely, the stewardesses clustered in the kitchen...
...No," I said again...
...I have plenty of my own problems, or issues, as we say here...
...It's scaring me so much I can hardly think straight...
...Well, he's been good to us welfare mothers," she said with a cheerful smile...
...My only job today is to do what's in front of me, trust God, not hurt anyone including myself, and go on...
...Next year in est of wars imposed on Israel, over 6,000 citiJerusalem" had always been the watchword...
...Oh, you can't lose money on a house in Beverly Hills," say my friends...
...I feel sick every day when I read the reports on AOL about the market...
...Just for today, I will take a vacation from fear...
...How about speaking to Intel...
...You deserve a factual look at...
...Then a call from my pal John...
...And once more, in 1973, the Arabs what was then a sparsely-settled country was tried to destroy Israel in the Yom Kippur something never before attempted in the his-War...
...STEINis a writer, actor, economist, and lawyer living in Hollywood and Malibu...
...It's not a show...
...I watched an amazingly pointless movie called The Truman Show...
...Now, it's wake-up time...
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...But what is it...
...She's very pretty...
...Too much saying `good-bye,"' my mother used to say...
...Is this going to be the same as Watergate...
...A "grown-up house," as my wife calls it...
...Why not...
...I have always been terrified about money, but I fight against it and try to act as if spending it or losing it did not bother me...
...I am telling you: appreciate your parents when they're still here...
...Perhaps the scion of a powerful New York banking family...
...After all, he resists shame, resists normal human responses, so maybe he's drugged on powerful anti-depressants or amphetamines...
...But you have to Walk the Walk, not just Talk the Talk...
...I have a really nice dressing room...
...There is probably nothing less harmful in life than getting and spending...
...It works if you work it...
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...The only difference is that this latest house costs about thirty times what the one in Wesley Heights cost, and I assure you I do not make anywhere near thirty times as much as I did then...
...I can't wait to see who he marries...
...While the stock market was racing upward, shooting off great showers of paper profits, I had a unique, once-in-alifetime feeling of safety and security...
...The Program only works if you really do show evidence of making amends—and crucifying the people who pointed out that you were powerless over lying or sex is not a form of making amends...
...Now that the stock market is carrying off all of my hopes for a lavish life, I will spend my declining years reading instead of playing polo or racing my yachts...
...Not entirely," she said, "but I still know a lot of them...
...In fact, he used to do a quite good game show at MSNBC...
...I like my acting agent, and I want him to be healthy...
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...He is immensely self-effacing and never brags at all...
...After lunch, a trip to my mother's grave...
...He's selling my unit...
...Smooth...
...It is a leader in high-tech technoloJewish population of only about 650,000, gy...
...Take a sip of cough syrup...
...I have gotten to the point where I recognize quite a few of my fellow frequent-flying passengers in the cabin, and that's nice...
...Was it Samuel Johnson...
...I used to sit at my little desk at the Old Executive Office Building going over and over whether I could afford the mortgage...
...My shrink pal Gartho often tells me that a big mortgage is one of the number one stressors in life...
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...I am sort of amazed that anyone could be that quick...
...Oh, we deserve it," says my wife...
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...The staff all know me here, and it is a great thing to have friends when you travel...
...I asked...
...Obviously, selfconfidence runs in the family...
...It's possible," I said...
...Then some male jerk with dreadlocks down to his knees passed in front of me and everyone nearby began to talk about him...
...Once more, they suffered defeat...
...Why, Whoopi...
...He's a kindly English guy, so he agreed...
...If you truly surrender to God the results of every action, you can live in peace...
...Women took it far more casually...
...er when you were 15 is straight out of a Frankly, from the first minute you dozen "pitches" I have heard in church appeared on the national scene, you basements...
...You cannot be a loser or someone who does not count, because to God, you count, and that's the only counting that matters...
...Avoid buying mistakes...
...your] problem over to God," about time, sharing your feelings, biting your "surrendering [your fate]" so that it's lip in pain and self-chastisement...
...In TV land, unlike in real life, blacks and whites hang out together, drink beer together, socialize together...
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...It was really interesting how reaction to it fell out...
...He could do much more...
...When we are caught driving drunk and ordered to these program rooms by the judge, we don't come here and act holy—and then put our friends on TV saying the judge is a repressed sex criminal and a danger to the state...
...he asked...
...But what a mind he must have and what self-discipline...
...Then he made one for the kitty, Peabo, and then back to sleep...
...At home, I took out an ancient prayer book for the Day of Atonement...
...Stanley's family was in a tiny little town whose name I cannot even pronounce...
...The audience loved it, and so did the performers.~ I am telling you, this guy is /////~.~-'/~" "~ a joke...
...Right...
...He thinks I am controlling...
...Those are sad trips...
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...can't proclaim a life of humility—and then use the power of your position to elevate yourself to moral superiority over those who caught you...
...What do you see in him...
...just blithely talks to whoever is nearby while the rabbi is giving a very fine sermon about being with the people we love...
...And, again, my wifie and I are buying a house next week...
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...The described as a miracle of human accommodern state of Israel was founded in May plishment...
...The story of the aristocrats' contempt for just basic good sense is terrifying...
...But, then, Whoopi is such a joker...
...Monday got a call from a British friend today...
...My landlord is tossing me out," she said...
...zen-soldiers died -- over 1% of the population...
...Tommy was being very, very cute...
...One picks up the aura of the people one is with...
...I pray more or less nonstop, so this day was about not eating, and I guess that's a sort of prayer, but now it's over...
...Tuesday T oday I'm heading back to L.A...
...Dear Bill C., I notice that you have apparently become a member of a 12-step group since your recent problems with the law...
...The doctor says you have to wear them...
...Waking me up...
...I give talks about family values and appreciating your family and your life...
...But they make me look like a nerd," he repeated...
...You have been knocked to your knees, all right, but you are not staying on your knees...
...and infinitely faster than phonina dozens of aaents...
...I was impressed...
...No one beats a kid into submission and gets away with it...
...Long ago, my old girlfriend Pat talked me into buying a house in Wesley Heights in Washington...
...ll/Idll ,,= For the ~~ first part of , ,~ the show, I sat next to A1Roker, the weather man for the "Today" show...
...Anyway, my Pa was happy to see me and we talked for a long time about age and the stock market and love and loss...
...I watched the morning news, and then in a serenity frame of mind, I wrote this letter: Honorable Bill C. The White House Washington, D.C...
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...Tommy, Alex, and I went to Morton's and ate a quiet meal in the quiet room...
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...He stood out on the corner of Virginia Avenue and New Hampshire in front of the Watergate and watched me drive away...
...That TV and a chair are the only furniture he needs...
...But I assure you they are deadly serious and real...
...Virtually the entire infra1948—fifty years after Herzl formulated the structure had to be built from a minimal concept...
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...You're not that far off," Whoopi said with another clever wink...
...Where the hell is this coming from...
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...My grandparents were terrified about money...
...I can see our little family living in a trailer out by the Salton Sea with a lifetime of work sunk into that house in the flats of Beverly Hills...
...I asked in amazement...
...The price was very high...
...Thursday H ere I am racing along the road from Dulles Airport to Washington, D.C...
...His wife is a high official at George Washington University...
...Thursday F ear...
...Another good thing about TV is that it endlessly preaches tolerance...
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...With my wife and my son and me...
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...When they're gone, there is no replacement...
...How on earth does he do it...
...As if someone were shuffling hundreds of cards...
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...His uncle became mayor of Salisbury or maybe it was Bulawayo...
...As if he had not heard me, the agent said he had a revue going in Lake Tahoe featuring tap dancing girls...
...It has a particularly dense gravity in my life...
...Now, that's ancient history...
...Although come to think of it....awww, never mind...
...In 1922, the would wish to learn from Israel's example...
...I felt as if I had zero weight...
...I want to think about God and my Mom, not about kids eating Fritos...
...The show turned out really great...
...Jim Carrey, who was so great in Ace Ventura, is totally wasted here...
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...Then, I said the Kaddish for my Mom, and then it was time to eat...
...I got this notion from my smart father, and it makes a lot of sense...
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...Theodor Herzl organized the first prevailed...
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...Thursday A day of more or less total insanity...
...Thank heavens, their show was canceled...
...How did he get to the mighty post he now holds...
...Only one-quarter of Palestine grants (four times the population at the remained to fulfill the Jewish dream...
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...We have in this century seen the demise of many "isms", the most prominent failures being those of Communism and Naziism...
...The premiums vary wildly...
...When I drive by a lowly apartment house, I imagine myself living there in poverty because we lost all of our savings on that house in Beverly Hills...
...This is a Buick that rides like the great Buick Roadmasters of old...
...it has created one of the most and with limited armaments and resources, advanced agricultural systems in the the ragtag army of Israel defeated the com-world...
...But these are shows where the black people talk loud, mock each other, act like KKK parodies of black people, by black people...
...Six of them...
...Too bad," I said...
...Today, Israel's economy is boominvaded by five Arab armies...
...With a total ing...
...He's a friend to black folk," she said, or words to that effect...
...We have cable now, and shows for almost every taste...
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...Then to bed at the River Inn, my Washington terrarium...
...Goaded by the Arab nations, inalterably hostile to Israel, the United Nations has offered more than 100 resolutions condemning Israel's actions...
...I am totally impressed by this man...
...It was really, really loud...
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...with the Mandate for Palestine...
...No revues...
...But I am not really an expert in this area, so I'll just say something about Stanley and Rhoda...
...I asked her...
...She wanted to know if she could move in with me...
...Speaking of which, I am reading an amazingly fine book called The Reason Why, by Cecil Woodham Smith, about the causes of the catastrophic Charge of the Light Brigade in the Crimea...
...Yes, that would be fine," I said...
...Not good at all, except WBSM is a hell of a lot funnier...
...asked the public speaking agent...
...Phone: 703-243-3733, ext...
...On TV, with its endless selling, Americans are diverted from more harmful pursuits into making money...
...Far more comfortable than a Lexus...
...Gathered around one plump flight attendant who was shufDecember 19 9 8 • The American Spectator This is the background image for an unknown creator of an OCR page with image plus hidden text...
...I can't take it...
...Carville have called him...
...I know people scoffat claims of allergies to chemicals...
...I am not even up to the Crimean War yet, but a great work of history is a great work indeed...
...What do you think...
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