The Continuing Crisis
THE CONTINUING CRISIS A perfect lie; Bill's Bolshevik; Perotomania; tanned Hyde 9 0 0 The key September date this year was August 17, which was replayed on the twenty-first, when in four-plus...
...Spice Girl Melanie Brown has married Jimmy Gulzar, the dancer, in a church in Little Marlow...
...As with most hard-left cults, internal purges are a regular occurrence at that institution...
...And by the way, "If he bites his lip one more time, I'm not sure I can take it...
...A 3o-year-old former White House intern was arrested for stalking Mr...
...The lawsuit says in part, "it became clear that Dr...
...H. Ross Perot took it from there, telling the faithful in Dallas that Mr...
...In Albuquerque, New Mexico, a handicapped physician has been sued by the patient who came to him for a vasectomy...
...Unlike Republicans in Congress, who've been the first to rush forward to admit to all infidelities, past, present, and to come, South Carolina's GOP Gov...
...Just in time along came Salon magazine, which likened Starr to Joseph Stalin...
...Speaking at an Atlanta conference on "smart growth," Mr...
...LaPointe was having difficulty performing the surgery with one arm...
...By contrast, Ms...
...But we're willing to take the risk...
...tanned Hyde 9 0 0 The key September date this year was August 17, which was replayed on the twenty-first, when in four-plus hours a videotaped Big Boy held an expanding universe spellbound discoursing on his favorite topic, How To Tell Lies and Influence People...
...Elliott Gould...
...It seems to me that the only people to whom those questions are relevant are a man's wife, his lover (if there is one), his family, and himself...
...Rep...
...Ever true to the ethics of full disclosure, the Crimson declared its interest early on: "There has been much talk about the instability that might arise should Clinton resign and pass the reins to Al Gore '69...
...Which suggests that by the year 2008 the New York Times and Washington Post will follow suit...
...The latest head to drop belongs to prize plagiarist Jonathan Broder—fired by his boss for objecting to the Hyde story...
...Rubashov, the unfortunate hero of Arthur Koestler's Darkness at Noon who falls victim to Stalin's purges...
...She even sees in her Clinton the "steadfastness" of Dwight Eisenhower, purportedly one of several of our "greatest and most charismatic presidents [who] seem to have had [affairs...
...WP Forget London—move Harrod's to Seattle...
...Clinton's conduct as "disgusting" and "disrespectful of the American people...
...Clinton is mentally unstable...
...Will Clinton's favorite publication survive him...
...Barbra Streisand, who usually has the last word in these matters, the equal of Thomas Jefferson, Franklin Roosevelt, and John Fitzgerald Kennedy, and probably superior to her first husband, Mr...
...Only his lust for power—I guess he's got several of them — remains...
...David Beasley adamantly refuses to concede Democratic charges he had an affair with his former press secretary...
...Woodward has told them, much to the relief, it would seem, of Tony Blair...
...But let it be noted for the record that in that novel Stalin's henchmen prevail on Rubashov to confess—something Starr and his assistants have so far failed to do in the case of Mr...
...Jimmy Carter celebrated the twentieth anniversary of the Camp David Accords—but then couldn't resist piling on the tortured Mr...
...military bases, and loose cannon Geraldo Rivera said on "Rivera Live" that The American Spectator is "pornographic...
...Did Clinton have an extramarital affair...
...As the writer Thomas Disch has observed, "The bolder the lie and the more brazenly imposed on the public, the more admiration the liar is accorded...
...Clinton's resignation...
...But I won't do a Monica Lewinsky," Ms...
...Eleanor Mondale contributed $1,000 to the Clinton re-election effort, which is all we need to know why she got in to see the President ahead of Monica that famous Saturday last year...
...And so Mr...
...George Stephanopoulos in New York City, and it was reported that Monica Lewinsky contributed $250 to the Democratic National Committee in 1996...
...In Indiana, meanwhile, a Republican state senator, Steve Johnson, has admitted to a "brief" extramarital affair with a 21year-old intern that was "a moral and ethical wrong...
...Henry Hyde is being ridiculed for dismissing a lengthy affair in the 1960's, when he was in his early forties, as a "youthful indiscretion...
...It's an insight he derived from staring into space at his vast Montana ranch, where cows and woodchucks alike already are restricted to one offspring per litter...
...Clinton...
...No, their great public achievements raise questions instead about the relevance of private behavior to public life...
...Ted Turner called on families everywhere to limit themselves to one child each...
...Did Bush...
...Clinton remains, at least in the estimation of Ms...
...Tired of those references to Kenneth Starr as a Torquemada or Savanarola...
...Now isn't that typical —for once Salon publishes an accurate piece, and Broder goes bananas...
...Are we to imagine that if a man is unfaithful to his wife he will therefore also...commit political acts of disloyalty...
...Since history is full of many great men...whose private lives would not have withstood the same scrutiny as their public deeds, must we deny or invalidate their public deeds...
...In other news from the Middle East, Arab-Israeli tensions heightened when Vermont-based ice cream moguls Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, more commonly known as Ben & Jerry, set in motion a plan to use water from the Golan Heights in a sorbet to be sold in Israel...
...Not coincidentally, the Harvard Crimson joined the ranks of America's major dailies that have called for Mr...
...So perhaps the Zeitung should run a correction, "Starr Less Successful Than Stalin...
...Clinton, calling him untruthful and eminently (and imminently) impeachable...
...But that's not what this likely presidential candidate was saying two years ago...
...Everyone wore white...
...In the happiest news that Nailing the president when he's up and down Dollar Bill will have to play some defense 8 November 1998 • The American Spectator Mohamed Al Fayed has heard in some time, a sleepless Seattle man has said of Hillary Rodham Clinton, "She's kind of like our American Princess Di...
...This paid political announcement was brought to you by Citizens for Gore...
...Salon magazine, which arranged the hit on Hyde, delights in taking no prisoners, the more aged the better...
...A surprising participant in the slam dunks was former basketball star and senator Bill Bradley, who described Mr...
...In Ragusa, Sicily, police arrested amateur filmmaker and photographer Nunzio Licuzzo, 31, for plastering the town with naked posters of the woman who dumped him...
...Doubtless that cyberspace rag was taking its cue from a Berliner Zeitung headline, "Starr More Successful Than Stalin," though why anyone would mistake Bill Clinton for a kulak remains a mystery...
...A more convincing model for Starr was discovered by Iranian scholar Mehdi Mozaffari, currently of Denmark's University of Aarhus...
...He shouldn't have included her phone number...
...In a different way, so are the fifty or so lovestruck suitors of former au pair Louise Woodward, who've offered to wed the Massachusetts felon now residing in her native Britain...
...Military readiness was slowed when Penthouse was banned from U.S...
...But when you're 74, it's easy to look back on your forties as a part of your youth...
...But not everyone is happy...
...On the other hand, perhaps the German story was inspired by Clinton's likening himself to the idealistic Bolshevik N.S...
...He likens Starr to Shurayh Qadi, the supreme judge of the Omayyad empire, who did in the rebellious Hussein, the son of Ali, the nephew of the Prophet Muhammad, circa 683...
...Never can it be said about Babs that seeming is not believing...
...In his memoir Time Present, Time Past, Bradley defended Clinton against charges of philandering...
...It's a wonder, then, why he doesn't like us...
Vol. 31 • November 1998 • No. 11
