The Continuing Crisis
THE CONTINUING CRISIS Courting disaster; a candid camera; milky ways June started off okay for the Clinton Cabal. By the end of the month, however, Mrs. Paula Corbin Jones's lawyers were sending...
...Unless, of course, you are Miss Aslam's grandfather, who still has not gotten his salad...
...Dexter King explained, "I would think that it would be very difficult for something of that magnitude to occur on his [President Lyndon B. Johnson's] watch and he not be privy to it" Mr...
...Spanish feminists have yet to take action...
...It was 4-year-old Miss Shasta Aslam who discovered it...
...Vittorio Mussolini followed his late father Benito up the river Styx...
...In Huntsville, Texas, Mr...
...Diaz was convicted of robbing a man of Sao and his watch by duping his victim into believing that a zucchini secreted beneath his coat was a gun...
...Supposedly the woman became aware of Mr...
...Based on the evidence that I've been shown," Mr...
...But be patient...
...Legal reformers might well ask if the sentence would have been so harsh had Mr...
...Bartholomew's Hospital Dr...
...In superstitious Hong Kong, much salt was heaved over many shoulders upon the arrival of a five-ton pot from Communist China...
...In March Mr...
...Mir Aimal Kansi near the Afghan border, where he had been hiding...
...The son of the Rev...
...In rural Villardefrades, Spain, youthful revelers who poured four bottles of whiskey down a cow's throat are facing a local judge's "tough punishment" Though the cow at first seemed to be having a good time, she suddenly became quite ill and died...
...Whilst preparing a salad for her grandfather she sliced the freshly purchased tomato in half, finding across its insides in sinuous Arabic script the words, "There is no God but Allah" and "Mohammed is the Messenger...
...On June 12, Sr...
...The heavily armed men seized Mr...
...Concerned Audubon members may send donations to Mr...
...At thirteen inches tall, this plastic man is a proud homosexual...
...In New York City, Mr...
...American authorities arrested Mr...
...Earl Behringer, 33, was executed for the 1986 death of two, bringing the total of the Lone Star's executions to 21, the state's highest since 1935...
...Glynn Wolfe, whose 29 marriages made him the world's most frequently married man...
...Lamentably, it tipped over when a supporting leg snapped and had to be rushed back to China for repairs...
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...Nigel Benjamin and his colleagues have amassed evidence that infection of a wound can be prevented and healing hastened by licking, and death has claimed Mr...
...Carlos Diaz was sentenced to eighteen years in jail for robbing a man with a concealed vegetable...
...Judge Randal Eng has been particularly strict with robbers ever since thieves stole the last two syllables from his last name five years ago...
...C'Debaca's camera and hustled him off to jail on trumped-up charges that a woman (unnamed) claimed that he aimed his camera up her skirt to film her buttocks...
...In Fairfax County, Virginia, the senseless and probably criminal persecution of local bird watchers by law-enforcement officers continues, with no sign that the ACLU plans to step in...
...At the end of June they lost in the Supreme Court again, and now they will have to hand over Hillary Milhous Clinton's notes to Independent Counsel Kenneth Starr...
...Murray Kempton had died...
...The Turkish military prevailed on politicians in Istanbul to withdraw support from the Islamic fundamentalist government of Necmettin Erbakan and install a government composed of conservative secularists...
...Diaz accosted his victim with a gun and claimed it was a zucchini, but the judge in the case is known for his severity...
...Reversing an earlier edict, they will allow Mrs...
...And talk about being ahead of the curve...
...In the July 1990 installment of this column The American Spectator reported that Mr...
...Police also entered Mr...
...King was not asked about President Johnson's role in the deaths of Sen...
...Miss Aslam's mother immediately wrapped the tomato and placed it in the refrigerator...
...Pilgrims are traveling daily to this bucolic spot for a glimpse of the mysterious fruit, on display in the refrigerator of the Aslam family...
...George Wallace...
...The Associated Press reported on the "anatomically correct" Billy Doll: "Billy is blond with sky-blue eyes and ripped abs...
...Norman Mayo, 61, is suing Washington dairy farmers and Safeway supermarkets for using milk cartons whose warnings about milk's cholesterol were unpersuasive...
...The four-year quest for that Pakistani assailant who ambushed five CIA employees, two of whom died, as they drove to work has ended...
...TV news moves with magisterial deliberation...
...On June 18 Mr...
...Timothy McVeigh was convicted and sentenced to death for his part in the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing, demonstrating, as Mrs...
...Paula Corbin Jones's lawyers were sending the Boy President's lawyers inquiries about 1. whether he ever was alone in a hotel room with their client, z. "whether you [the present President of the United States of America] ever requested that plaintiff engage in or perform any sexual act(s) with you or on you...
...C'Debaca (see-da-back-a) when she felt the cold lens of his instrument against her fundament According to Detective Ricky Savage, Mr...
...Islamic fundamentalism is also surging in Tony Blair's England, powered by the Holy Tomato of Huddersfield...
...Now the door is opened only when a suitable number of admirers has gathered...
...and 3. whether he can "identify any person to whom you issued or gave any directive, request, or suggestion to bring, direct or escort...
...In Seattle Mr...
...A spokesman for the local Nadini mosque asserts that "we don't consider it a miracle, but it is certainly a blessing...
...Mayo, a self-proclaimed "milkoholic," continued to consume liter upon liter of cow juice, thus plugging his arteries and conducing to both a stroke and flatulence...
...C'Debaca's home to seize videotapes that supposedly show "numerous films of unknown individuals' bare buttocks and others in their undergarments...
...Patricia Robbins to display the word "God" on her license plate...
...Of course both sets of tapes are quite likely the harmless footage that might be filmed by any son of old Audubon endeavoring to capture a shot of a shapely American Golden Plover...
...Charles L. C'Debaca's harmless videotaping of birds in flight at the Fairfax County Fair was rudely interrupted by county policemen...
...America's misocapnists scored a colossal victory against the tobacco industry on June zo when industry officials signed an agreement giving the government vast powers over the industry, which is probably only the beginning...
...He has smooth skin, kissable lips and a killer smile, and he's anatomically correct to say the least," said a breathless AP...
...In London's St...
...RET What did LBJ know, and when did he know it...
...The rest of the press finally caught up in reporting the sad occurrence last month...
...All of this is the consequence of the Supreme Court case that the Clintons lost in May...
...Homosexuality remains in the news...
...The godless bureaucrats of Tennessee have relented...
...Nothing like bringing embarrassment to the news colleagues...
...The pot was meant as a gift symbolizing the imminent unity of the two polities...
...Robert Kennedy and President John Kennedy, or the maiming of Gov...
...Hillary Rodham Clinton has said, that this anti-government stuff can go too far...
...C'Debaca was carrying his camera in a green "fanny pack," with "a special opening" cut to allow only the camera lens to protrude...
...In Denver, Colorado, Mr...
...C'Debaca at his residence, reportedly "in the 5400 block of Hampton Forest Way, Virginia," or care of Vice President Al Gore...
...8 August 19 97 • The American Spectator Martin Luther King appeared on ABC television's "Turning Point" to express his belief that his father was the victim of a government conspiracy...
Vol. 30 • August 1997 • No. 8
