The Continuing Crisis
THE CONTINUING CRISIS Al gets Chinese, the Danes get wild; the inner bison 3 6 March proved to be a splendid month for the Clintons ...for a while. The great hullabaloo over White House slumber...
...Alas, the "sequel" arrived early in March...
...He blamed supermarket advertising for making people hungry and accused his church's leadership of being "intellectually comatose and spiritually moribund...
...The President held Jesuitical press conferences...
...Huckabee opposed referring in the Arkansas legislature to natural disasters as "acts of God...
...Saddam Hussein may sue the editor of Le Nouvel Observateur...
...But where is one going to go by train in Jordan...
...It turns out that MOST is the work of a white male wiseacre, Mr...
...Just days after the Coogler Committee's early-March announcement that this year's Coogler Laureate for Worst Book of the Year is Mr...
...Burrup manqué is actually an 82-year-old woman of Irish descent, Miss Elizabeth Durack...
...Then the FBI got into the act, claiming it had warned the White House of intelligence reports that Clinton's campaign bills were being paid by the Communist Chinese...
...The great hullabaloo over White House slumber parties for Democratic fat cats completely slipped from mind...
...Critic Miss Dorothy Hewett enthuses that MOST is "the lively, gutsy story of an urban Aboriginal girl making it in the tough city counterculture of the mid-1960's...
...Hans Engell's resignation for drunk driving, Mr...
...This heartwarming comic odyssey cries out for a sequel...
...The Conservative Party of Denmark can lay claim to being international conservatism's most fun-loving circle of bon vivants...
...Finally, President Clinton took aboard a little hooch and fell down the stairs...
...Rollins has reportedly taken up with an executive at ABC News, doubtless a member of the Book-of-the-Month Club...
...The wheels of justice continue to grind singingly...
...Think about the members of the Coogler Awards Committee who had to read your book...
...Lake's record...
...A Baptist minister, Mr...
...Australia's arts community is in a colossal pother...
...Then on March 15 he admitted that he was one of the British peaceniks who in 1966 assisted the convicted double agent, Mr...
...No information is available on his last meal, but his last words were "I love you all...
...It is just a passing award...
...The legislature balked...
...Never before has the award had this effect...
...Don't be so priggish...
...Pritchett, the British man of letters, and Mr...
...Bernard Nussbaum, who, incidentally, remains free on his own recognizance...
...In the Texas State Penitentiary at Huntsville, Mr: John Kennedy Barefield was executed by injection...
...In the aftermath of party leader Mr...
...The impeachment brief Mr...
...Hyde may be consulting was written in 1974—by Miss Hillary Rodham and Mr...
...It could be the start of a new genre...
...In Paris a French court delayed until April its decision on whether Mr...
...Then a week later there was more embarrassment when it was revealed that the celebrated Miss Wanda Koolmatrine is but vapor wrapped in sham...
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...Lake's nomination...
...George Blake, in fleeing to the Soviet Union, where there were no supermarkets or advertisements to make people hungry...
...When it comes to describing the earthquake, they most probably share the opinion of the estimable new governor of Arkansas, Mr...
...They have called in outside assistance and thus far demurred from blaming the calamity on the CIA or international bankers...
...Rollins, the self-styled "scrappy iconoclast" who ambushed so many of his old allies in Bare Knuckles, he is melancholy: "It's hard...
...History remains the greatest novel of all...
...In 1996 the book won Australia's venerated Dobbie Award...
...Eddie Burrup, whose daubings have recently been the wow of Australian museum curators and gallery owners, is no Aborigine at all...
...Who says conservatives do not know how to have a good time...
...Blake's espionage had cost forty-two British agents their lives, and he flourishes in Moscow today...
...Anthony Lake, reported in this magazine last month to have once been at the far-left Institute for Policy Studies and a conferee of CIA "defector" Philip Agee, quit as President Clinton's nominee to head Central Intelligence after Democratic Senator Bob Kerrey expressed misgivings about Mr...
...On March 7 it was revealed that the supposedly Aboriginal painter Mr...
...On March 4 Rep...
...Ed Rollins, author of the appalling Bare Knuckles and Back Rooms, his bookish wife, Mrs...
...In Gardiner, Montana, Miss Delyla Wilson, her face painted in a rainbow of colors, heaved five gallons of rotting bison entrails on state officials to protest a recent bison kill, though she may also have been irked by the fate of Mr...
...Both could be right...
...Sherle Wagner...
...Mike Huckabee...
...Then it was reported that the whole White House staff was heavily involved in raising funds for Clinton/Gore '96, often from felons, hustlers, and foreign agents...
...Per Stig Moller took the party's helm, only to suffer the revelation that he too had been nabbed on similar charges thirty years before...
...Since then the bien pensant aesthetes have been salivating at the very thought of a Koolmatrine sequel—perhaps something about how she entered Heaven as an Archangel or blew up the city of Melbourne's sewage treatment plant...
...The White House insists the president got all he wanted...
...Vice President Gore stopped ordering Chinese takeout...
...As for Mr...
...Conservatives insist that he gave a hale and hearty President Yeltsin all he could hope for...
...Gullible readers of the New York Review of Books cherish Miss Koolmatrine as the authoress of that Aboriginal masterpiece, My Own Sweet Time (MOST), presumably an autobiography...
...On March 4 the Reverend John Papworth caught the Church of England hierarchy off guard when he told a police inquiry committee that shoplifting from supermarkets was not sinful but rather a reasonable way of "re-allocating economic resources...
...Pronounced the New York Times obituary: "In the 198os, a time when opulence was in season," Mr...
...Wagner, a man of humble origins, "became synonymous with luxury bathroom fixtures...
...Then it was reported that Vice President Al Gore did extensive fund-raising from government property ("solicitor-in-chief" is how the wags describe him...
...The magazine allegedly broke a French law prohibiting journalists from insulting foreign leaders when it referred to the "Don't c all me, I'll call you...
...Eleven years ago the deceased raped, robbed, and killed a college student...
...I have been through a lot of tough things before, but nothing like this," he told the Washington Post...
...Hillary left for Africa...
...Death claimed Mr...
...Leon Carmen, a literary novice who now crows that he has demonstrated Australia's bias against white male writers in favor of women and Aborigines...
...His clients included former President Richard Nixon and the Saudi arms merchant Mr...
...Adnan Khashoggi, who in the 1980's installed Wagner toilet fixtures on his yacht...
...An earthquake in northern Iran killed nearly 1,000 persons, inspiring the Islamic fundamentalists to break with precedent...
...Bob Barr asked House Judiciary Committee Chairman Henry Hyde to auspicate an impeachment inquiry into both Boy Clinton and Boy Scout Gore...
...According to the Times, "King Hussein of Jordan did the same thing when he built his own train...
...An award -winning bottom- dweller 8 May 1997 • The American Spectator Iraqi brute as a "simpleton" — the French nonce term for Al Gore...
...Tough times," indeed...
...Then he went to a summit meeting in Helsinki...
...Oh, come on Sherrie, have a heart...
...Sherrie Rollins, asked him to move to the family's basement...
Vol. 30 • May 1997 • No. 5
