KELLEY'S COMMON-PLACE BOOK
Kelley, John
INCITES (Continued from Page 2 II Yet the pupil senate is not the only campus organization affected by silvercloud, for his miraculous fumes influence stupid people everywhere. Members of...
...Long opposed by student pragmatists regardless of ideological persuasion, N S A has been axed by a number of student bodies on the obvious grounds that it was ineffective and expensive...
...Involving itself in politics and assuming an ever further left-leaning posture, N S A has over the years been ousted from many campuses under conservative leadership...
...Raymond W . Mack Transforming America (New York, 1967), p. 26 // N S A - National B o o n d o g g l e " by Jefferson S. Davis The National Student Association, in spite of increasing attacks leveled against it from all reaches of America's political landscape, is once again attempting to claim the right to speak for America's college students...
...46 Washington Street...
...A Purse of $100 has been raised by a number of patriotic citizens to reward the individual who shall first lay violent hands on Thompson so that he may be brought to the tar kettle before dark...
...While Y A F recognizes the legitimacy of any individual's or group's holding political opinions, such stands as 1) advocating ghetto riots, 2) asking the U. S. Govern...
...The conservative Young Americans for Freedom (YAF) and the Students to Oppose Participation in NSA (STOP NSA) have traditionally served as amplifiers for anti-NSA sentiment...
...Roaring away about everything from how gosh-awful sensitive our generation is to the exigency of racial discord, the Stupid offered but perfunctory support to Campus Chest which donates to such worthy — though unglamorous — <<#^#^»##^-##'^^»<»##^#'^####^^^^#»»»##^^^^S#'»^^N»^#»^^^*>#^^#»#^^^'#»»<*»#^'##'»»^^^^#^*^^^#^^#^»#^^^^^^^^^»#-»^^»#-^# Kelley's C o m m o n - P l a c e B o o k by John Kelley "The conjunction of dreaming and ruling generates tyranny...
...The present is a fair opportunity for the friends of the Union to smoke Thompson out...
...Members of The Conspiracy (here the Reverend Nathan refers to The Conspiracy of Stupidity which he described so eloquently in an earlier essay) have shockingly low tolerance...
...Notice in Boston Transcript, October, 1835 "Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people...
...Most students clearly felt the recent chancellorship election a fraud, yet the Stupid boomed it as the dawn of a new democratic era, fawned over the three mountebanks contending against R. Emmett Tyrrell Jr...
...James Fitzjames Stephen Liberty, Equality, Fraternity (1873) p. 242 "The standard research techniques of the sociologist — observation, interviewing, and the questionnaire — are peculiarly unsuited to the study of people who have committed suicide...
...And how many students followed the Stupid's exhortations to vote in the election...
...Michael Oakeshott, Rationalism and Politics T H O M P S O N T H E ABOLITIONIST...
...How else to explain the highflown preachments of a handful of trade school undergraduates to a community of thirty thousand scholars (give or take a few conspirators) ? Scribbled by an elitist clique of pompous hinds and literary dwarves the Stupid has in this past year shown that it lacks both solicitude and capacity for serving the majority of Indiana students...
...Oscar Wilde "The Waters are out and no human force can turn them back, but I do not see why as we go with the stream we need sing Hallelujah to the river god...
...That infamous foreign scoundrel Thompson will hold forth this afternoon at The Liberator office no...
...Evidence of its arrogance staggers the imagination, but consider the most recent examples...
...It will be a contest of the Union...
...Less than 1500 — in fact more pupils watched the main library bum and twice as many drank free coffee in the Commons during final week...
...Naturally, as the conspiracy has thoroughly infiltrated the Daily Stupid, it comes as no surprise that that organization is thoroughly enervated by herr silvercloud's risibiUc vapor...
...Chartered as a non-profit and non-political organization designed to provide services for university student governments, N S A has consistently failed to act in a manner commensurate with its charter...
...Since its inception N S A has been a self-perpetuating bureaucracy living high on the hog from the involuntary contributions of students attending member schools...
...For instance, one group of students at a small Ohio university successfully campaigned against N S A by calculating the cost of membership as equal to one Hudepohl beer per student...
...who asked those supporting his view not vote), refused to publish that great American's epistles to the editor, and in the end saw 28,500 people endorse Tyrrell's position that it is not democratic for a full time administrator to be elected by a transient constituency of faculty and student which changes by as much as fifty per cent yearly...
...INCITES (Continued from Page 2 II Yet the pupil senate is not the only campus organization affected by silvercloud, for his miraculous fumes influence stupid people everywhere...
...It just does not respect what Irving Kristol would call I. U.'s passive majority...
...Friends of the Union be vigilant...
...Y A F attacks NSA on the grounds that while N S A supposedly represents only student governments, in issuing various resolutions it claims to represent America's students...
Vol. 2 • May 1969 • No. 4
