The Continuing Crisis
THE CONTINUING CRISIS The Tuna's Big, and Hillary's medium; the Great Bug Roast June 1972 was a very bad month for President Richard Milhous Nixon, but June of 1996 was even worse...
...Anderson is of course a vegetarian...
...Gaunt, dyspeptic, and amazingly argumentative, Mr...
...They're the largest resource for in-home computer service businesses...
...He claims the coupons were a violation of his "spiritual beliefs," and his lawyers are insisting on general and compensatory damages, plus payment of their colossal fees, which doubtless will buy them something more succulent than Mr...
...But the prospective spectacle, with all the morons that it would attract, offended these titans of commerce-and so they raised $407,225, to be divided into payoffs Of $32,500 for each sniffling panhandler...
...Angus Charles Drogo Montaugu, Twelfth Duke of Manchester, was sentenced to thirtythree months in the calaboose by U.S...
...Anderson was fired on June 7 for refusing to distribute coupons for free hamburgers to his passengers...
...Dahmer's estate of drills, knives, and saw blades, it will be disposed of in a tasteful manner...
...He claims to have done more for homosexuals than any other president...
...And we can do it part time and still retain our present positions...
...Hillary Milhous Clinton's administration...
...District Judge Ralph Nimmons for attempting fraud on the Tampa Bay Lightning of the National Hockey League...
...So Mr...
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...At the Thai Embassy in Washington Ambassador Nitya Pibulsonggram noted that the tiny and always-smiling King has implemented 2,000 projects aiding rural development, health, and education among his people without ever suffering serious dysentery...
...In Milwaukee, Wisconsin, local businessmen of a refined sensibility have ambushed an attempt to auction off the belongings of Mr...
...They would like him to perfume some of the difficult passages in a memoir of his that was a 1986 bestseller in Germany, How We Squandered the Reich...
...he is also the Homosexual President...
...The Indian enema advocate Mahatma Gandhi and the late Eleanor Roosevelt have been contacted by the Beardless Nixon with the assistance of Mary Catherine Bateson and Mrs...
...The auction was to have raised money to salve the grief of the families of Mr...
...The fiftieth anniversary of the coronation of King Bhumibol o Aduly to the Thai throne was celebrated in the traditional Thai We'll be sure to keep your name on file "I'm sorry, Mr...
...Bruce Lindsey was named an unindicted co-conspirator in the second Whitewater trial that convened on June 17...
...He was so loud and outspoken and covered in whisky spots and ashes...
...Kovacs's innovation features just two tunes, the old Communist song "Arise, Ye Worker" and "You Sweet Little Dumbbell...
...In Tampa, Florida, Mr...
...Having won the Israeli election Mr...
...The company that helped us get started is called Computer Business Services, or CBSI...
...In Nigeria Mrs...
...The memoirist considers Hitler handsome, especially in the morning: "His face used to change as the day went on because of the drugs he took to help him sleep...
...In the original German edition of the book Mr...
...According to Mr...
...Kudirat Abiola, wife of the jailed winner of that nation's 1993 election, was shot dead in Lagos and is not expected to recover...
...Kovacs envisages future models, however, that will play the 1812 Overture, featuring the sound of authentic nineteenth-century cannons, and Senator Edward Kennedy's favorite musical work, "Happy Birthday...
...Her cover-up is coming unglued...
...CS51 Plaza, Ste...
...Bonaparte is not in at the moment" 8 August x996 . The American Spectator manner: much giggling, head rolls, and, after ceremonial bongs, a giant insect roast...
...And while on the subject of house painters, ex-Nazi Mr...
...President Clinton's standing amongst militant homosexuals, man-child lovers, and frotteurs revived when he refused to abide by his church's call to boycott the Walt Disney Co...
...In Santa Ana, Mr...
...Spitzy describes the Fii.hrer as having "beautiful eyes" and being a "perfectly nice person...
...We started this business together and now have more time for our family...
...plus, all the home-office training we needed...
...Ben jamin Netanyahu presented a coalition govern ment to his people and a jutting jaw to the outside world...
...In Washington, D.C., 200,000 labor activists, feminists, homosexuals, environmentalists, and consumerists turned out for a curiously named Stand for Children march...
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...Perhaps a role can be found for him in Mrs...
...Jeffrey Dahmer, the deceased serial killer...
...Winston Churchill, who "had very bad Yankee manners...
...The FBI also confirmed finding Hillary's fingerprints on the billing records "discovered" in her residence...
...Unfortunately the Commission has no plans to investigate theories that the disease is directly related to the arrival in the British Isles during the late 196o's of scores of American feminists...
...We work from home when we want to--a lot of the time in our bathrobes...
...Learn how other couples and individuals are building lifetime incomes right from their homes...
...Before turning to musical contraception Mr...
...Not only is he the Education President...
...Ferenc Kovacs, 45, unveiled the world's first "musical condom...
...CBSI helped guide us each step of the way from the very start...
...Bruce Anderson, the skinny bus driver recently fired by the Orange County Transportation Authority, is suing to regain his position...
...Jean Houston, who describes herself as a "philosopher and a student of human capacities...
...We did not own or know how to use a computer and it's been easy to start because when we purchased CBSI's software and business plan, they included a complete Pentium processor-based computer...
...In news of the Royals, the Tory publication Forward has o denounced Princess Di as, well, cheap but in an apolaustic 3 fashion...
...The Southern Bap tist Convention voted on June 12 to boycott Disney for the company's encouragement of homosexual couplings, but Mr...
...As for Mr...
...No sound medical evidence has been found to substantiate those theories, though they do have a certain logical cogency to them-and Mrs...
...Dahmer's victims...
...Spitzy, Hitler "was charming, humoristic, and a very good mimic...
...Reinhard Spitzy, an 84-year-old Austrian who quit Adolf Hitler's entourage to join the anti-Nazi resistance, is engaged in a fierce struggle with his British publishers, I. B. Tauris...
...Only a small number of the assembled were actually children, and those seemed to be either distinctly unhappy or juvenile delinquents...
...T H E C O N T I N U I N G C R I S I S The Tuna's Big, and Hillary's medium...
...Betty Friedan's many public displays of the shakes betray several symptoms of mad cow disease at its most hideous...
...Filegate was born...
...Anthony (Big Tuna) Marceca, a political thug made White House security aide...
...So Hitler was a morning person, thus dispelling the myth that morning people are boring...
...But in the morning his eyes were big and a wonderful deep blue...
...We perform various services for our community with a computer...
...Call for FREE 3 hours of cassette tapes and color literature that explain how you can change your financial situation forever...
...Using technology similar to that used in the musical greeting card, Mr...
...The European Commission moved to ease its ban on British beef, despite evidence that the rate of "mad cow" disease has fallen hardly at all...
...Anderson's bird seed and bunny food...
...RET He was okay at first, especially in the a.m...
...Bernard Nussbaum, White House mouthpiece...
...Kovacs was a house painter...
...Yet he can never get enough of Snow White...
...Call toll free or write: Computer Business Services, Inc...
...And the House of Representatives' Government Oversight and Reform Committee auspicated hearings into Filegate and turned up three of Hillary Milhous Clinton's goons: Mr...
...I didn't like the chap at all...
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...Clinton takes great pride in his outspoken support of homosexuals...
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...He used to do imitations of actresses and King Victor Emmanuel by moving his upper lip like a rabbit's...
...It was revealed that her White House illegally requisitioned files from the FBI, and that the FBI illegally delivered them...
...and Mr...
...In Budapest, Hungary, Mr...
...No one has yet explained how the sudoriferous British aristocrat ended up in tropical Tampa...
...By the end of the month it had become apparent that this White House is even worse than we had reported...
...Spitzy is another intolerant opponent of tobacco and ardent spirits...
...the Great Bug Roast June 1972 was a very bad month for President Richard Milhous Nixon, but June of 1996 was even worse for Hillary Rodham Clinton, the Beardless Nixon in the Clinton White House...
...Craig Livingstone, a bartender and bouncer made director of White House office of personnel security...
...That too the House promises to investigate...
...Spitzy is not antiBritish and has many good things to say about the British establishment, except for Mr...
...Then the Washington Times reported that the White House had developed a vast data base on political opponents, journalists, and fellow Democrats...
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