The Continuing Crisis
THE CONTINUING CRISIS Fingerprints & stolen manuscripts; Jerry Garcia later April expires with familiar obnubilations belching from those two infamous smokestacks at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. On...
...Actually they may already have read the book...
...Brilliantly rising to the occasion upon the death of Secretary of Commerce Ron Brown, the president repeatedly outflanked the Republicans with sad press conferences, nearly a half dozen eulogies (often in churches), hugs, prayers, tears, and scriptural readings...
...Clinton was speaking to the largest group of insomniacs and sufferers of dizzy spells in America, the contributors to "Emily's List," a group dedicated to ensuring that the Democratic Party moves ever closer to the politics of Dr...
...Jaycees to be numbered among the "Ten Outstanding Young Men in America...
...Kaczynski, who on April 3 was arrested in a remote Montana cabin strewn with beer bottles and environmental wacko literature...
...Cabey by 2319, assuming the lean Mr...
...They're the largest resource for in-home computer service businesses...
...In April it was revealed that a Canadian elk raised on a Saskatchewan ranch had to be slaughtered in January after it turned up with symptoms similar to the British disease...
...In Pawtucket, Rhode Island, researchers are giving up on what had appeared to be a promising treatment for feminism after finding Mr...
...Clinton's fingerprints on them...
...Garcia took place in India, where a generous portion of ashes belonging to the late Jerry Garcia was dispersed over the ancient waters of the river Ganges...
...Goetz's continued good health...
...I hope my old colleague among the Ten Outstanding Young Men of 1978 will get a chance to peruse it...
...It is a particularly sad event for British farmers, many of whom have formed close bonds with their cows...
...On April u the magazine's present editor, Mr...
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...On April 26 First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton addressed the Democratic Party's lunatic fringe and warned of an impending "relentless attack of negative advertising" by the Republicans...
...Madonna, the pop singer and exhibitionist, is heavy with child following what is perhaps the least immaculate conception since the reign of Catherine the Great...
...Ehrlich remains at large...
...There are excellent reading facilities available in Leavenworth, Kansas...
...You can always tell a Harvard man Goetz taken to the cleaners 8 June 1.996 • The American Spectator Things are looking up for Mr...
...Darrell Cabey, one of four youths whom he shot in 1984 for making unwanted advances upon his purse, the Democratic leadership on Capitol Hill moved immediately to raise the minimum wage from $4.25 to $5.15, thus ensuring that Mr...
...Britain has been convulsed in panic and sadness over Mad Cow Disease...
...Paul Ehrlich, Dr...
...CBSI helped guide us each step of the way from the very start...
...It is the first robbery in TransExpress history...
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...Kaczynski gets his legal problems behind him he could find himself named editor of the New Republic...
...In Okinawa, Japan, Marine Sergeant Demetris Price, 29, was sentenced to three months confinement for his participation in what authorities termed a "sex show...
...Kaczynski was immediately accused of being the Unabomber...
...Throughout Washington the pundits agreed...
...On April 25 I achieved my goal, putting the finishing touches on Boy Clinton: The Biography...
...On April 25 at approximately 4 p.m...
...Alternately whining and boasting, Mrs...
...Our President ended the month by spending several hours testifying in criminal procedures against his former business partners, the clownish McDougals, and Mr...
...Clinton is a miracle worker...
...Many of his beliefs are indistinguishable from those held by members of Congress and, of course, the dyspeptic faculty back at his alma mater...
...Clinton's residence, have Mrs...
...Clinton directly in the Miracle of the Billing Records...
...I remember him as personable and very much the JFK wannabe...
...Clinton's successor in the Governor's Mansion, the Hon...
...He visited the bereaved, stood by coffins, and was caught laughing and joshing by NBC-TV whilst strolling to one more funereal spectacular...
...Back in Washington Clinton-watchers are expecting a public statement from the president, perhaps a televised message to the United Kingdom during which he might say: "British Farmers, friends who stood by us during World War II, friends who fought and died so that little girls could someday become little boys —I feel your cow...
...the result, he is fastidious about noting, of "an accident" three years ago, not "reckless behavior...
...The instant he saw the cameras at work he fell incomparably mournful...
...The very next week Newsweek, a magazine not noted for Republican leanings, implicated Mrs...
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...We did not own or know how to use a computer and it's been easy to start because when we purchased CBSI's software and business plan, they included a complete Pentium® processor-based computer...plus, all the home-office training we needed...
...On April 29 it played the entire score of Richard Rodgers's Victory at Sea before listeners could inform station personnel that the music was written to commemorate an American naval victory...
...He is stepping down to write a book for Knopf on "friendship...
...Garcia's prodigious marijuana consumption may have accounted for most of them...
...In fact once Dr...
...Now that Congresswoman Patricia Schroeder is retiring, there are so few of her colleagues who share her interests...
...RET ding down anges Deadhea the G We're in the Perfect Business...
...Andrew Sullivan, announced that he has been diagnosed HIV-positive...
...We work from home when we want to—a lot of the time in our bathrobes...
...A WETA spokesperson insisted that programmers had believed the music was inspired by a suffragette's successful attempt in 1945 to swim the Atlantic Ocean...
...Theodore Kaczynski...
...We started this business together and now have more time for our family...
...Clinton will have an opportunity...
...As for me, I was the Arthur Schlesinger wannabe, hoping to be able someday to write a biography of an American Original...
...A rather different ceremony for a rather different Mr...
...Bernhard Goetz, the so-called "Subway Vigilante...
...Kaczynski may be freed too...
...Her audience at "Emily's List" suspects she is a goddess...
...a TransExpress courier carrying a copy of Boy Clinton: The Biography in manuscript form was waylaid on Connecticut Avenue in downtown Washington...
...A sedulous adherent to the views of Dr...
...This is one of the greatest political geniuses of all time...
...The company that helped us get started is called Computer Business Services, or CBSI...
...The crisis will not stop...
...Tucker and I were both elevated from obscurity by the U.S...
...The woman's name has not been released, but early in the month Mr...
...Carleton Gajdusek, the Nobel Prize–winning virologist, who on April 5 was accused of sexually molesting a Micronesian (not to be confused with the computer company), and the aforementioned Dr...
...CBSI Plaza, Ste...
...Garcia caused serious wounds while forcing metal cmcifixes into her mouth during an exorcism...
...I also hope President Clinton and Mrs...
...One or two more deaths in his administration, either by suicide or natural causes, and he will be president for life —though it is rather odd that the highlights of this man's presidency have all been moments of tragedy and personal dramatics...
...They are Dr...
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...British officials have agreed to kill as many as 4.5 million cows to reassure the world that British cows are healthy and reasonably sane...
...There may well be a shake-up at WETA, the NPR station in Washington...
...A still unidentified assailant took the manuscript and six other items, only one of which has turned up at this writing...
...We perform various services for our community with a computer...
...Harvard University claimed two headliners in April...
...Goetz will be free from financial obligation to Mr...
...Thanks to modern technology, Regnery Publishing will put the book on sale in early June...
...No more details are available...
...Jim Guy Tucker...
...And it is of little solace that, in Canada, livestock may become infected with Mad Elk Disease...
...And we can do it part time and still retain our present positions...
...According to the magazine, those records, which congressional committees had sought for two years before they appeared miraculously to a White House maiden in Mrs...
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...Back in 1978 Mr...
...Mario Garcia's mother-in-law in critical condition...
...Our great big lovable lug of a president was equally active...
...More astonishing still, she insists that she knows the father...
...After his loss in a $43 million civil suit to Mr...
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