The Continuing Crisis
THE CONTINUING CRISIS Karl sells, Snoop walks, Boris quaffs, John puffs a a 0 g S 0 The Year of the Rat, according to the lunar calendar, arrived at February's end. There was rejoicing in Hong...
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...The Village Voice, for forty-one years the leading organ of New York City's glassy-eyed left, will no longer sell for $1.25 but will be given away free...
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...Mein Kampf might also be a bestseller, its author also having the distinction of being an economic lunatic and the inspiration for unparalleled carnage...
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...Also from London comes word that the Church of England has been thrust into a grievous controversy over an endorsement by 300 senior Anglicans worldwide, including Archbishop Desmond Tutu...
...The ad insists that bovine testicles comprise a major ingredient in hamburgers, as do intestines, and rectums...
...The decision was a disappointment to the Buchanan campaign, which had hoped Mr...
...Leonard Stern, the Hartz Mountain birdseed tycoon, the Voice has suffered declining circulation in recent years, owing in part to the fact that growing numbers of New York City liberals cannot read and to the fact that most of the paper's writers cannot write...
...Marty Stouffer, the wildlife photographer responsible for the PBS series "Wild America," are accusing him of staging fights between predators...
...In royals news King Fand of Saudi Arabia was sufficiently recovered from his stroke to re-emerge in public in mid-February and preside over a brief meeting of his cabinet...
...The Anglicans are insisting that the church ordain "practicing homosexuals" as priests...
...Leonard Jacob informed the annual meeting of the American Association for the Advancement of Science in Baltimore, Maryland, that various horrific sexually transmitted diseases and even plagues might successfully be combated by compounds gouged from the bodily remains of the dogfish shark and the African clawed frog...
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...Chad McKittrick, 42, of Billings, Montana, was sentenced to six months imprisonment for shooting and killing a gray wolf that had strayed onto his property and, he said, presented a danger to his livestock...
...The wolf was one of several released by federal authorities in Yellowstone Park in the hope of making the park more lifelike...
...Patrick Jephson, resigned after his employer subjected him to a hurtful personal insult, characterized by a friend as "so outrageous and so dreadful" that he exited his office in St...
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...Russian President Boris Yeltsin, looking robust and ruddy-cheeked, announced his intention to run for another round of free drinks in the Russian presidential palace, known as the Vodka House...
...February also witnessed the first Republican primaries from which Mr...
...At any rate, the discoveries could prove to be a setback for the Buchanan campaign, for if America reverts to Fortress America, how will researchers ever have the opportunity to discover such benign aliens as the African clawed frog...
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...The Pope visited Guatemala, Nicaragua, El Salvador, and Venezuela...
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...The Princess of Wales' private secretary, Mr...
...Karl Marx's Communist Manifesto have catapulted the 148-year-old classic onto the bestseller list...
...The 24-year-old rap artist and Haile Selassie look-alike whose fast-paced lifestyle has left him looking three times his age, displayed no emotion when, after two days of judgments, a spokesman for the jury pronounced Mr...
...Also in February a very sickly man reeking of carrot juice and legumes, Mr...
...This could be the Clintons' year, despite the economy's sighs, the Whitewater committee's growls, and this recent discovery: As reported in the infallible Washington Times, Our President took out a million-dollar insurance policy against personal legal claims three months before laying hands on Paula Corbin...
...The substances, called magainins and squalamines, have already been used on some humans and near humans, though it is always difficult to induce the near humans to commit the disgusting sexual acts required to trigger these diseases...
...Auspicating a vast and bellicose campaign against farmers and hamburgers in general, the Vegetarian Society is depicting the common cow as a "cocktail" of dangerous drugs—and one can only imagine the enmity towards the "cocktail" harbored by these bunny-food eaters...
...His theme was peace and his constant companion, Kaopectate...
...Snoop Doggy Dogg on charges of assault and manslaughter...
...Doggy Dogg not guilty of all charges against him in the past, the present, and the future...
...In fact, one of the Society's ads even panders to sexual perversion, featuring a rather grand picture of the hind quarters of a bull and focusing on a chandelier of flesh hanging between its legs...
...Glad tidings on the disgusting sexual acts front...
...London officials are alarmed at the increasingly warlike tendencies of British vegetarians...
...Pat Buchanan emerged as leading candidates, though the press urges caution...
...Steve Forbes and Mr...
...James's Palace without even taking a hankie...
...Steve Conner, represented himself as a spokesman for the Vegetarian Society and issued a chilling threat to all meat producers, saying that they had been "peddling their grisly wares for far too long...
...In Broken Arrow, a movie released early in the month, Mr...
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...There was rejoicing in Hong Kong, Peking, Seoul, and undoubtedly at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue...
...Doggy Dogg would be incarcerated and limited in his capacity to campaign for Mr...
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...All manner of phenomena are pointed to as bad news, particularly for Buchanan...
...The policy, costing $200 annually, recently paid out nearly the whole million to Mr...
...John Travolta not only smokes a prodigious number of cigarettes but also, according to a perplexed movie critic for the New York Times, wears sun glasses and swaggers — not a reassuring combination...
...Supposedly the fights did not even take place out in the wild—say on Mr...
...Earlier it was revealed that she deeply upset Mr...
...And the Clinton claque calls Hillary's cattle futures return spectacular...
...announced that Our President, despite his busy schedule, must give evidence in the March trial of his former partners the McDougals and Governor Jim Guy Tucker...
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...Stouffer's response is that the term "staging" is a matter of interpretation and that the rows always involved consenting carnivores...
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...Clinton will not have to appear in person and can probably give his testimony by satellite or videotape, unaccompanied, alas, by polygraph...
...In Los Angeles, California, a jury of his peers brought to flummox the state's case against Mr...
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