The Continuing Crisis
"The Continuing Crisis" 1995's kaput, and so is Jeffrey Dahmer's brain December and 1995 ended all at once and not a minute too soon for the Clintons. As the month lengthened, the Clinton White...
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...Along with the good news about incarceration, there was plenty of action on the capital punishment ticker...
...Despite the fact that it looked like the work of a kindergarten class, no one in the administration had the taste or wit to intercept it...
...Donald Trump remained clear of the headlines, though the Buttafuocos were in the news...
...Jeffrey Dahmer be cremated in Portage, Wisconsin, as far away from civilization as possible...
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...It was reported that before he would schmooze with American troops before they left Germany for Bosnia, the president had them pass through a metal detector...
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...The British health care system's cost containment policies continue to be an inspiration to the Clinton administration...
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...Denying himself a last meal, he fasted and accepted a lethal injection before shouting, "Praise the Lord in the name of Jesus...
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...White spent fourteen vastly more comfortable years as a guest of the state of Florida before indulging in a feast of steak grille accompanied by A-1 sauce and ketchup, French fries, coleslaw, several pieces of toast, and three glasses of orange juice...
...Simon Jones's appendicitis was treated with a common enema, and even greater savings were realized by the National Health Service when his wife was given instructions on how to administer the cure...
...THE CONTINUING CRISIS 1995's kaput, and so is Jeffrey Dahmer's brain December and 1995 ended all at once and not a minute too soon for the Clintons...
...Much later her unfortunate husband suffered a perforated appendix...
...He was electrocuted after exhorting all who were in earshot to "turn to the Lord Jesus Christ...
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...Then on December 21 it became apparent that the infantile execution of the card was actually the work of former assistant White House counsel William Kennedy, whose troglodytic scratchings on the subpoenaed notes made public that day left room for no other conclusion...
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...Joey Buttafuoco is insisting upon a separation from her famous husband...
...King fleeced from the city of Los Angeles...
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...The youth of Bourke, Australia, continued a long and honorable tradition by physically laying hands on Santa Claus and sending him into retreat to the town's police station...
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...He missed the Clinton's Christmas Celebrations at the White House but was free to attend their Renaissance weekend at Hilton Head, South Carolina, at the turn of the year...
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...Finally, Christmas was celebrated around the orb and always with a few amusingly goof-ball happenings...
...Concerned that her husband may have made off with campaign funds from her victorious 1994 congressional race, the Hon...
...And back in America the Crisis intensified when various chapters of the American Civil Liberties Union began to throw their weight behind a growing move to banish Santa Claus as well as the controversial Christ child from public buildings...
...Anthony Joe LaRette, 44...
...Officials at Oakland International Airport report that a 62-year-old man who could neither walk nor talk was found abandoned on a flight whose point of origin was unavailable...
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...Fully 89,707 scoundrels were jugged by June 3o, and many of these louts are among the Republic's most accomplished muggers, triggermen, drive-by slayers, and simple recreational killers...
...The Senate fell three votes short of passing its anti–flag burning amendment, and at New York's Phillips Fine Art Auctioneers sale, • dinosaur droppings went to an anonymous bidder o for $632...
...King for divorce after he allegedly attacked her with the family car during a domestic misunderstanding...
...LaRette expired from lethal injection after consuming a recklessly starchy last meal of steak, twelve butterfly shrimps, a baked potato, tater tots, onion rings, fried mushrooms, and two Cokes...
...By the end of the month some thirty members of the House (eight Republicans) had announced their imminent retirement, as had twelve members of the Senate (four Republicans...
...Enid Waldholtz (R-Utah) held a five-hour press conference in Washington...
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...As the month lengthened, the Clinton White House was under bombardment to release documents to the Senate Whitewater Committee...
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...John Albert Taylor, 36, the convicted strangler of an 11-year-old girl, who insisted on death by a firing squad...
...The state does not have a firing squad and officials fear that its image will be tarnished before it hosts the 2002 Winter Olympics...
...At this writing the brain has yet to be incinerated, perhaps owing to local air pollution standards...
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...Glad tidings from the FBI —according to the Bureau, the first half of 1995 witnessed a 12 percent decline in the nation's murder rate, the steepest drop in thirty-five years...
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...A string of Clinton aides and factotums were suffering amnesia under Senate questioning, and the Clintons' ugliest Christmas card yet was mailed...
...Ross Perot's Reform Party • increased when a Mistress Madison, 32, announced her intention to seek California's forty-ninth congressional seat as a member of that party...
...Rodney King, the innocent victim of a police rampage upon his 200-plus-pound person in Los Angeles in 1991, is now being victimized by his wife...
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...Robert Earl O'Neal Jr., 34, who had murdered two men in separate incidents, was sent to his reward by injection...
...According to the redoubtable Sunday Telegraph, British medical students are also saving the NHS sizable amounts by practicing their gynecological examinations on sedated female patients...
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...Larry Flynt for an off-color Christmas card he sent her...
...Buttafuoco was released from jail where he had been interned for his ill-starred attempt to engage an undercover police officer in sex...
...One of his victims took four years to die...
...Another beneficiary of lethal injection was Mr...
...What Judge George has against Portage, Wisconsin, has yet to he revealed...
Vol. 29 • February 1996 • No. 2
