The Continuing Crisis
"THE CONTINUING CRISIS" Lost wallets and last names; Arlen, Marlin, and Moran Though achieved at considerable cost to someone close to him, November was Our President's best month since April and...
...Keep it up, Jim, and we'll have you declared an honorary Bosnian Serb...
...WP Was he the 22nd or the 24th U.S...
...Sa is of Korean and Chinese descent...
...In Congress, Rep...
...As for those who like their Clinton dark, in Rome the already deeply-in-trouble former prime minister, Giulio Andreotti, is to be prosecuted for complicity in the 1979 murder of an investigative journalist...
...The assassination of Yitzhak Rabin returned him to the world stage, Democrats didn't lose as badly as expected in the off-year elections (not that he campaigned for any of them), Colin Powell said he wouldn't run, the budget standoff showed him to be a real tough guy, and not missing a beat he moved to send American boys (not a draft dodger among them) to enforce the partition of Bosnia...
...James P. Moran, the biggest jerk in a dwindling Democratic delegation, shoved Rep...
...The presidential runoff in Poland featured two Clinton types, one saying anything to stay alive, the other smooth-talking his way over his checkered past, even as his wife was revealed to be profiting from sweetheart insider dealings...
...This is a proven business an individual or couple can run...
...What next...
...Is that the chain that serves the blowfish...
...The actor, producer, and director Francis Grover Cleveland passed on in Wolfeboro, New Hampshire...
...All of a sudden Big Bill's become the dominant figure on the world scene, emulated in style and substance by every major politician worthy of a sideshow...
...Kwasniewski of voter fraud...
...Arlen, Marlin, and Moran Though achieved at considerable cost to someone close to him, November was Our President's best month since April and the Oklahoma City bombing...
...Arlen Specter, who never quite recovered from the one honest job he did questioning Dr...
...12 January 1996 • The American Spectator Any concern that Mr...
...Army specialist Michael G. New of Conroe, Texas, remains in deep trouble for refusing to attach the U.N...
...Now Mr...
...Earn $4,000 Per Month From Your Home With A Computer...
...that his jailer wasn't Joe Arpaio, the sheriff at Arizona's Maricopa County Jail who sees to it that inmates are now issued shocking pink underwear and socks upon checking in...
...The future editor of the Review, a 16-year-old high school student in Downey, California, was suspended for two days for coming to class on Halloween wearing a condom costume...
...it will be coming at you from Napa Valley, California...
...No longer will we hear Pat Buchanan say on the campaign trial, "The last poll had Arlen at 1 percent, and that was with a 3 percent margin of error...
...He was 92...
...Michael Kinsley's new Internet magazine might not find a niche was allayed when Ms.'s Antonia Allegra and Sally Bernstein were introduced as co-hosts of Wine Valley Radio, the first Internet wine radio station...
...In a study conducted by the Dartmouth Review, 79 percent of that college's diversity-driven faculty turned out to be registered Democrats...
...In Bratislava, Slovakia, parliament passed new restrictions on the use of Hungarian...
...Haven't they ever watched a kangaroo box...
...If you purchase our software and business program, you will receive the computer and printer at no extra cost...
...In Korea, the Arkansas of Asia, the prototypical new democrat Roh Tae Woo has been charged with carrying on an alltoo-cozy relationship with his state's business moguls...
...he accumulated a slush fund worth about $65o million...
...Roh has since apologized: "I would like to express my bottomless regrets again to the people," he said on Korean TV, in Korean I hope...
...Except this Bill-clone happens to be a widower —so just like that, Hillary's a goner...
...Smokeless interstates...
...Yes, and there's no Santa Claus...
...That doubtless wouldn't be a problem in Seattle, Washington, which currently leads the nation in returned lost wallets...
...In Tampa, Florida, a federal judge has ordered Domino's Pizza to pay a former worker $237,000 in a reverse sexual-discrimination case...
...Mike Wallace's latest obscenity-driven tantrum was the genial Marlin Fitzwater, the former White House press secretary who in his recent memoir calls Wallace's "6o Minutes" show "liberal...
...Anita Hill, withdrew from presidential contention...
...Financing available...
...The idea is to cut down on theft when they check out...
...0. J. Simpson's low standing in the public eye...
...Myself, I expected Bill to use divorce to improve his '96 chances...
...You do not need to own, or know how to run, a computer—we will provide free, home office training...
...In even better news of this sort, with the decline of smoking Detroit is moving to make the "ash receiver" optional equipment, kind of like what air-conditioning used to be...
...The aggressor was a supervisor surnamed Carrier, while her victim was a fellow surnamed Papa...
...Culture-watchers, however, saw something else: the new Clintonite movie The American President, in which Michael Douglas plays a charming, caring liberal with all the appropriate Bill props, including a young daughter and an environmentalist mistress who in real life is Warren Beatty's wife...
...Although it's not clear how this will play on the Internet, a study conducted by Dr...
...THE CONTINUING CRISIS Lost wallets and last names...
...145, SHERIDAN, INDIANA 46069 The American Spectator • January 1996 13...
...Randy "Duke" Cunningham against a wall during a debate over Bosnia...
...Scientists at a Society of Vertebrate Paleontology conference in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, pondered how 20-foot, 6-to-8-ton Tyrannosaurus rex defended himself with arms that were only three feet long...
...J. Michael Gaziano of the Harvard Medical School has found that beer drinking is as effective as wine drinking in preventing heart disease...
...According to Sgt...
...At a city council meeting in Fullerton, California, government reform activist Mr...
...colleges...
...Walesa is accusing Mr...
...Snow Hume, questioning the residency status of Mayor Julie Sa, spoke to her thus: "To put it in English that you will understand, especially you, Ms...
...Bob's still Strange: honky-Tonkin in Hanoi Poland's president-elect: a Hillary problem...
...The National Basketball Association season is in full swing, and league doormat the Washington "Bullets" announced they are looking for a new name, one with less violent connotations...
...The New York Times reported that "fewer foreigners are choosing U.S...
...Former Defense Secretary Robert Strange McNamara lived up to his middle name once again, traveling to Hanoi and choosing the Marine Corps' birthday and 1995's Veterans Day, November io, to apologize for the Johnson administration's response to the Gulf of Tonkin incident...
...To receive your free cassettes and color literature, call toll-free:1-800-343-8014, ext...
...His father, the twenty-second and twenty-fourth President of the United States, died in 1908, when Francis was 5. It takes old folks like those to remind us that we're still a very young country...
...insignia to his uniform before leaving with his unit for a peacekeeping mission in the Balkans...
...If you already own a computer, you may receive a discount...
...145 Or Write: COMPUTER BUSINESS SERVICES, INC., CBSI PLAZA, STE...
...Lucky for O.J...
...So much for playground safety...
...He faces reduction in rank, six months' confinement, loss of pay, and a bad conduct discharge...
...Pennsylvania Sen...
...Sa —You no sleep here, you no be on council...
...They're trying to set an example among politicians and they've picked on me," the incorrigible M. Carignon said, sounding more like Jim Guy Tucker, come to think of it...
...Blanks" might be a good choice...
...At times it's best not to ask what's in a name...
...The Hooters restaurant chain announced it will not abide by the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission's recommendation that it use male waiters alongside its world-famous waitresses...
...What fueled this amazing new confidence...
...According to Penn State historian Gary Cross, American parents are giving their children more toys than the latter ever wish for...
...In Joliet, Illinois, 47-year-old child killer and rapist George Del Vecchio was executed on November 22, less than three weeks after undergoing an angioplasty in the wake of a heart attack...
...The target of Mr...
...Bob Belair, his former jailer, "I believe he went like seven days without a shower...
...Experts say it was state-of-the-art monitoring of opinion polls...
...Learn how other couples and individuals like yourself are building lifetime incomes...
...Motown legend Junior Walker died in Battle Creek, Michigan, as did cow-punk rocker Daniel McLain in Whistler, British Columbia...
...Beginning January...
...There are new grounds for Mr...
...In Wurzburg, Germany, 22-year-old U.S...
...Paleo Pat could be cheered by other news...
...In Lyon, France, the former communications minister Alaine Carignon was sentenced to three years for accepting gifts from a major utility in return for a water privatization contract...
...He was better known as Country Dick Montana...
...CBSI 486 Computer Included Begin part-time and still retain the security of your present position...
Vol. 29 • January 1996 • No. 1