The Continuing Crisis
THE CONTINUING CRISIS Gone south; the hole in Dole's soul; Bessette with jealousy Summer madness continued into fall, as Our President put the finishing touches on a postMorris...
...Wislawa Szymborska, 73, of Krakow, Poland...
...Ripken broke Lou Gehrig's consecutive-games record...
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...Having given new meaning to the notion of precision bombing, he immediately proclaimed the drops "successful" and "our mission...
...chain of grocery stores in northern California, which provides paperbags imprinted with libertarian-inspired "Bagatorials" urging everything from nonvoting to privatizing national forests to promoting the candidacy of Harry Browne...
...When I look back at the happiest moments of my life, none of them are really tied to money," Mr...
...McDougal might ponder a change of venue to Phoenix, Arizona, an enlightened jurisdiction that allows female prisoners to serve time together on a chain gang...
...Regarding Haiti, all the president's men cited executive privilege in refusing to release documents pointing to Clinton collusion with President Aristide's death squads...
...Good show, Pudgie...
...Hussein the stronger for the bombing, to which Our President replied, "I do not believe he is stronger, because of the expansion of the no-fly zone"-terrible news for those succulent flies that have made the Middle East what it is today...
...Soon I might start acting really crazy," he told viewers as the host began to snip...
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...If our fearless leaders had moved any closer to the canyon Newt Gingrich might today be president, and the Clinton-Core years but an echo...
...But did Jacqueline Bouvier ever date a hockey player or male model...
...Poor mis The most negative campaigner of them all "Won't you marry me, Bill...
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...I know I'd spent more time in Texas than anybody else running over the last 4o years," he said at a campaign stop in Houston...
...Defense of Marriage won big in India, where the government rejected a proposed law, written by the National Commission for Women, that would have banned traditional child marriages...
...The io4th Congress adjourned, with Republicans being pasted as heartless skinflints despite a mad rush on their part to give Democrats all the last-second spending their compassionate hearts required...
...Bessette with jealousy Summer madness continued into fall, as Our President put the finishing touches on a postMorris makeover that will have him known in his second term as Our Foreign Policy President...
...Michael D. McCurry: "The President believes the motives behind this bill are dubious, and the President believes that the sooner he gets this over with the better...
...In other words, Mr...
...Though the infallible Star pronounced them splitsville, Mr...
...For a replacement the Dole campaign might turn to the Sandinista Front down Nicaragua way, where former Presidente Daniel Ortega announced that his party has dropped its old anthem and those "the Yankee is the enemy of humanity" lyrics in favor of Ludwig Beethoven's "Ode to Joy...
...Yet when he died on September 17, it set off all the predictable squawks from the nattering nabobs, instant analysts, impudent snobs, and unelected elites-actually, the terms are interchangeable-as if it were 1972 all over again...
...Overseas, it was revealed that Mr...
...Johnson fought them off and returned the ball to Mr...
...In celebration of Polish Awareness Month, the Swedish Academy on October 3 awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature to Ms...
...Appearing in a telethon, Ecuador's presi dent Abdala Bucaram raised $8oo,ooo on behalf of poor children in return for having his toothbrush mustache shaved off...
...Bryan Johnson, who caught the home run hit by Cal Ripken on September 6, 1995, the night Mr...
...Dole is now free to declare the liberal an enemy of humanity, or Clinton, or Kemp, or whomever...
...K. a replica of her late mother-in-law...
...One of the last of the great Soviet puppets, former Afghani president Najibullah, was hung out to dry in the capital punishment city of Kabul...
...At other times he was uncharacteristically reckless, dragging Vice President Al Gore along to the edge of the Grand Canyon to declare huge swaths of Utah off-limits to coal mining...
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...Heidi Fleiss was arrested on drug charges in Santa Monica, California, but there was none of the usual partying at the United Nations, after eight pounds of heroin were found on a jet that was about to fly Colombian Presidente Ernesto Samper to New York to sell the U.N...
...The hand ofAmerican justice is considerably softer...
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...President Clinton signed the American draft of the Defense of Marriage Act, choosing an appropriate hour-midnight-to do so...
...As for her pending trial on embezzlement charges in California, Ms...
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...General Assembly on a global anti-drug strategy...
...Shortly after a bleacher bum demanded and received $500,000 for the 5ooth-home-run ball recently hit by Baltimore Oriole Eddie Murray, the world was reminded of Mr...
...PLO giant Yasir Arafat incited a riot in Jerusalem, Israel, prompting Our President to invite him to the White House, all expenses paid, where he placed his hand on the shoulder of this little lout of an ally...
...On hearing the distracting news her immediate reaction was to have well-wishers informed that she was having lunch and did not wish to be disturbed...
...A suspected drug dealer in Allentown, Pennsylvania, chewed off all but three of his fingertips in an inventive attempt to avoid identification, and a New York state supreme court justice has ordered a seven-year-old Akita that mauled a two-yearold child to undergo psychiatric examination...
...John F. Kennedy, Jr...
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...Johnson told the Associated Press...
...At times the president again appeared to be missing, and much to the relief of the Secret Service and FBI startled Texans were told why...
...When last spotted, Republican presidential nominee Bob Dole was still in the running, even if running on empty...
...A week later CIA chief John Deutch, $ioo million in the red, declared Mr...
...Calling in those old antiwar symbols, U.S...
...Susan McDougal was hauled off to the hoosegow in matching blouse, skirt, and chains...
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...Propelled in his anti-drug crusade by "Dole Man;' a takeoff on the "Soul Man" rock song immortalized many years ago by the BelushiAykroyd team, the first of whom abused drugs to the point of an absolutely senseless death, the senator soon faced a copyright showdown over continued use of the ditty...
...In Miami, Florida, 4z-year-old Mr...
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...Not every Americano has the honor of a fish...
...Saddam Hussein, pounding hell out of some southern Iraqi "installations" located many hundred miles from the intended target to the north...
...Though a few onlookers tried to steal the ball from him, Mr...
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...During the recent photo-op Middle East summit in Washington, one of those who took a break to see the new movie First Wives Club was Jordan's King Hussein, who's had many...
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...T H E C O N T I N U I N G C R I S I S Gone south...
...Human bondage remains in vogue in Arkansas, where the president's old friend and partner Ms...
...Such a sendoff could only bring honor to his memory...
...Henry Stepney, owner of fifty-one prior arrests if not convictions, was sentenced to forty years in prison for stealing twenty-two rolls of toilet paper...
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...Unhappily for former Vice President Spiro T. Agnew and the nation he was elected to serve, too many moments in his life were tied to money...
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...Air Force B52's-as well as those old antinuke symbols, cruise missiles-he let fly against Iraq's Mr...
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