The Continuing Crisis
THE CONTINUING CRISIS Kemp, Kevorkian & King; Enrico, Wolfgang & Olaf August, 1996! It was a month of Resurrec tion and of another Second Coming. It was a Biblical month. In San...
...The men had first names such as Wolfgang, Olaf, Enrico, and Frank...
...CBSI helped guide us each step of the way from the very start...
...Totowa must surely be a Democratic stronghold...
...Her husband's sentencing was delayed until November 18...
...Naturally Between Hope and History is filled with brazen lies that only Boy Clinton would attempt...
...Richard Oxford, 39, for the murder of two during a robbery in 1986...
...William E. Nothdruft after hours supposedly spent listening to the Great Man explicate his pensees...
...King, whom the NAACP called a "living symbol" of the black struggle for equality, was jugged by the White Power Structure for a hit-and-run...
...Adlai Stevenson would hide it under the rug...
...Yet many people are endangering their health with grimness...
...Clinton was raised in racy Hot Springs not Hope, and his final resting place will not be on the pedestals of history...
...Some of these clunkers, admittedly, rust away in quiet dignity, dripping dirty oil and smelling of mildew...
...They're the largest resource for in-home computer service businesses...
...JFK would laugh it off...
...Six men, all of German nationality and one from Blairgowrie, South Africa, have been charged with attempting to smuggle hundreds of the aforementioned reptiles into the United States through Orlando International airport in what the Reuters news service termed a "wildlife trafficking that generates billions [!] of dollars of illegal profits...
...Pat DiGangi, whom the Morticians' Man of the Year silenced eight hours later...
...Viktor Chernomyrdin as prime minister...
...Jack Kemp rose from the politically dead and appeared luminiferously before the Republican National Convention after Republican presidential nominee Mr...
...plus, all the home-office training we needed...
...The sinister Washington Post pictured Pres ident Clinton on its front page with a voluptuous cigar in his mouth the very week he signed legislation outlawing various modes of tobacco adver tising and sales...
...A Mount Clemens, Michigan, woman beat her husband with a cucumber when he complained about her tardiness in serving dinner and he was jailed...
...Hubert Humphrey would blame it on Republican dirty tricks...
...His seat on the plane was a mess...
...Jack Kevorkian, who knocked off three "patients" in a week, bringing his total of corpses since 199o to thirty-eight...
...Basically, it is a slag heap of grandiloquent words stolen from word cheats such as the implausible Mr...
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...The Duma, the lower house of the Russian parliament dominated by Communists, reconfirmed Mr...
...Even the title is a lie...
...Ted Sorensen of the Kennedy Epoch...
...Ernest Comegys, 70, lost control of his emotions upon seeing the Republicans nominate Mr...
...He is duly plea bargaining...
...In South Korea former South Korean president Mr...
...Bob Dole on television...
...The contents of his last meal are unavailable, but his last words were "Tell everyone I'm sorry...
...His Between Hope and History was published on August 22...
...These are Liberal ideas now so obsolete as to be undriveable...
...He will have 9o days behind bars in which to contrive the grounds for his next lawsuit...
...3234 IF I here is absolutely no obligation...
...One, when apprehended, had $ioo,ooo worth of tree snakes on him...
...Purportedly part policy discourse, part personal philosophy, and part road map into a 21st Century as perceived by Mr...
...He also had a golf club in his hand...
...Clinton, Between Hope and History is - truth be told -the shrunken remains of Liberalism...
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...And Professor Arthur Stone of the psychoneural immunology center at the State University of New York published a paper demonstrating that laughter wards off diseases by triggering an antibody in the mucus lining of the nasal cavity...
...A 3oo-pound pumpkin was stolen His campaign's no longer unkempt Killing them softly with his device 8 October r 9 9 6 . The American Spectator from the Dzula family's pumpkin patch in Toano, Virginia...
...In August our Boy President also assumed the role of author...
...John A. Dolchy, 8o, was hospitalized after a fellow nursinghome resident, aged 87, beat him with a shoe for whistling...
...In Alhambra, California, the renowned Rodney King, the most famous motorist since Sen...
...Researchers have revealed that many golfers become quite aged and many die...
...She suffered multiple sclerosis, as did Mr...
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...Joseph Cerce, who spends his every daylight hour sitting in a lawn chair and waving at passing drivers...
...On August 19 former Arkansas governor Jim Guy Tucker was sentenced to four years probation while he awaits a liver transplant, assuming livers are distributed to convicted felons ahead of law-abiding citizens...
...In Orlando, Florida, police may have uncovered a Neo Nazi plot to finance right-wing militias through the sale of contraband Madagascan tree snakes, spider tortoises, and other really disgusting endangered species...
...According to London's Sunday Times, even "smoking and drinking" can boost levels of immunoglobulin and drive off such illnesses as colds, flus, and-get this-cancer...
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...On a more morally lucid note, the state of Arizona disposed of Mr...
...Finally, in Totowa, New Jersey, residents are up in arms about a 79year-old retiree, Mr...
...In Chicago Boy Clinton, accompanied by his lovely wife Bruno, accepted the Democratic nomination sounding like a combination of Moses and Jesus Christ-both of whom also promised marvels, albeit somewhat more modest than those boomed by the Arkansas messiah...
...In Dallas, Texas, Mr...
...Could golfing be next...
...Condign punishment also tranquilized Mr...
...It makes you look a lot younger," was Our President's agile witticism...
...n.1.in 1\ +r.1, w We're in the Perfect Business...
...Patricia Smith of Lees Summit, Missouri...
...Labor Secretary Robert Reich apparently has been wearing an artificial beard...
...Of a sudden he shot his cousin dead, wounded his step-daughter, and Kevorkianed himself...
...W I I'f tt...
...Luis Mata, 45, for the 1977 rape and murder of Miss Debra Lee Lopez during a night of recreational drinking and doping...
...Ted Kennedy, was presented with another superb opportunity to profit from his apparently continually unhappy circumstances...
...Fred H. Komahrens, 47, for the murder of three South Carolinians (one ten years old) in 1985, and Mr...
...In San Diego the Hon...
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...In Mountain Home, Arkansas, Mr...
...Chun Doo Hwan was sentenced to death, having been found guilty of mutiny, treason, murder, and corruption...
...On August 20, "Dr...
...The latter's last meal was a Lucullan repast of waffles, scrambled eggs, hash browns, cottage cheese, strawberries, tangerines, coconut cream pie, a glass of orange juice, and a strawberry milkshake-well, Mr...
...T H E C O N T I N U I N G C R I S I S Kemp, Kevorkian & King...
...And there is more...
...Sitting in them, arm out the window, slamming on their doors, urging their flattened tires to roll once again is a ridiculous position for a progressive president to be in, but then Boy Clinton is a ridiculosity...
...Louise Siebens...
...It was an arduous month for "Dr...
...We started this business together and now have more time for our family...
...Bob Dole invited him to be his vice presidential running mate...
...They keep honking their horns in amiable reply...
...And we can do it part time and still retain our present positions...
...He showed up without it at the administration's signing ceremony for the minimum wage law...
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...It is a slim volume, comprising a handful of speeches written for him by God knows whom and now fattened up by a Mr...
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...A more apt title might have been Between Hot Springs and the Hoosegow...
...On August 20 former Clinton partner Mrs...
...Susan McDougal was sentenced to two years' incarceration...
...Oxford, perhaps you can take it with you...
...On August 22 he bumped off Mrs...
...It is a junkyard of progressive ideas and sentiments all smashed and twisted horribly by collisions with reality over the past two decades...
...Kevorkian had applied his charnel arts to Mrs...
Vol. 29 • October 1996 • No. 10
