The Continuing Crisis
• February is vanquished, but not President Bill Clinton or his Russian counterpart Boris Yeltsin. Both presidencies are in very low estate. Their records of ups and downs and further downs seem to...
...According to the Times, it was Mr...
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...Farrakhan delivered a hate harangue in Washington, D.C, but then the Navy commissioned a guided missile destroyer in the name of Petty Officer Robert D. Stethem, who bravely endured torture and murder at the hands of Arab terrorists during the 1985 highjacking of a TWA airliner...
...In a television interview with the concerned New York Times Mr...
...President Yeltsin has set up an analytical team in the Kremlin to study his astrological charts...
...He loves the sound of vacuum cleaners...
...President Clinton's box-back suits and chunky overcoats might well be Yeltsin's hand-me-downs...
...Emari who actually stood in for Mr...
...Early in the month a black-cat news story crossed the path of the Hon...
...Fawaz al-Emari, of necessity has had his face surgically altered in Yugoslavia, for Mr...
...He pulled out of a planned interview and was next seen playing golf in Panama City, Florida...
...The Hon...
...Over the years scores of Reaganites have struggled against the fallout from such stories, for instance the Hon...
...he was a segregationist to the bitter end...
...A tough love dad is in deep merde...
...Simpson was acquitted, but then the Pope arrived...
...His last meal was not reported, but his last words were, and once again Mr...
...Thomas Kral, 30, pleaded guilty to netting rare butterflies in protected areas and selling them to unnamed collectors...
...No, the avuncular Senator Fulbright gained the progressives' affection as an opponent of the Vietnam war, though he had actually led the 1964 floor fight in the Senate to adopt the Gulf of Tonkin Resolution and get us into the war...
...Barney Frank (D-Mass...
...Some greats have passed on...
...But he might even be consulting Dzhuna...
...William Nevel of Shelby, North Carolina, was charged with felony child abuse for paying three teenagers $5 to toughen up Mr...
...Both had served the Mafia with distinction...
...And now it turns out that both men are turning to mystics for counsel...
...as "Barney Fag...
...Armey's lapse was to refer to the Hon...
...Why would anyone be so frivolous as to leave their body parts in such a dangerous place...
...Frank is another of those progressives who, whilst preaching social obligation and reform has taken on 8 The American Spectator April 1995 present...
...Said the President, "If it hadn't been for him I wouldn't be here today...
...Crisis continues in the Republic but with some redeeming moments...
...Yugoslav plastic surgeons have gained world-wide renown...
...Early in February she boasted at the Moscow Academy of Alternative Medicine that when they do not meet tete-a-tete they talk on the telephone...
...Quoth the deceased, "I'll say my last words to the Lord...
...President Clinton's fellow Rhodes Scholar (and fellow target of sexual misconduct charges) the Hon...
...Late in February, he announced on CBS's "This Morning" that he is "much more humble in [his] Christian faith than many of them [his conservative Christian critics] are...
...We do know that at this charnel gathering, 2,100 out of 3,000 seats were empty...
...Enough hypocrisy is enough...
...She also reports that she has the capacity to bring dead flowers back to life...
...Marla Trump's former flak, Mr...
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...Simpson, the legendary footballer whom the Rev...
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...Hussein during the latter's historic 1992 swim in the Tigris river that left thousands of dead fish rotting on shore...
...Joe "Papa Joe" Tocco and Mr...
...Davidson was in error...
...Mickey Wayne Davidson, 38, became the forty-fifth public execution of 1995 when he was done in at public expense for the crowbar slaying of his wife and two step-daughters...
...Better yet, he repairs to the lovely Miss Yevgenia Davitashvili, who calls herself simply Dzhuna...
...Their records of ups and downs and further downs seem to have been scripted -by the same grim satirist...
...Chuck Jones, intensified when he was arrested for sending his former employer and her former husband unflattering pictures of Mrs...
...Jones claimed, "I have done absolutely nothing wrong"—the time-honored Alger Hiss defense...
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...Michael Shall, America's leading expert in origami, the Japanese art of folding paper, is dead of AIDS at 45...
...The Butterfly Rights movement was given a boost when Mr...
...The beautifully tailored Mr...
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...Tom Brokaw and the perky Miss Katie Couric...
...Hussein's is not a normal face...
...Senator Sam Nunn announced that he will step down from the Senate at the end of next year, and Mr...
...Caspar Weinberger...
...The International Astronautical Congress in Oslo did much to overthrow the myth of the neurotic woman and of the tedious wimp husband when it reported in New Scientist that women make the best astronauts because their capability to cope with boredom is unsurpassed...
...decided not to test his wits against NBC's crack team of Mr...
...the dinkelspiel inquired, "Act it out...
...Anatole Kanyenkiko, abruptly resigned, apparently fearing that he had lost the support of his Uprona Party and that he would be better off at the corner of Madison Avenue and 59th Street selling fake Rolex watches and rhino hair aphrodisiacs...
...Nevel's son, Tony, has muscular dystrophy...
...His double, Mr...
...In Salmon, Idaho, one of the fifteen gray wolves captured in Canada and released by federal wildlife agents into Yellowstone National Park in early February was found dead of gunshot wounds...
...Mel Reynolds was sentenced to five years in the hoosegow for various misprisions, despite an eloquent pre-sentencing soliloquy alleging racism against prosecutors and the media: "When they shackle me, like they shackled my slave ancestors, and take me off to jail, nobody in this room will see me crawling, ever...
...The Hon...
...The legal problems of Mrs...
...Good Government was dealt a blow when the prime minister of Burundi, Mr...
...Master Mitchell O'Hearn, 2, of Fond du Lac, Wisconsin, received ten vacuum cleaners for his birthday...
...Saddam Hussein, the Iraqi dictator, has eluded assassins as well as bill collectors by using a stand-in...
...Their fame grew steadily throughout the post–World War II years as the aging Yugoslav dictator, Marshall Tito, seemed to grow ever more winsome with the passage of time...
...And finally, authorities in Queens, New York, discovered body parts in the trunk of a burning car...
...Is that what Our President meant...
...Who knows...
...The release of the wolves was apparently part of a government plan inspired by environmentalists to return our natural habitat to its original hazardous condition...
...Could you stand up and dramatize with your hands what he did to your breasts...
...Such endangered butterflies as the San Bruno elfin and the bay checkerspot have become prized possessions among those big fat Hollywood types who pontificate for world peace and the release of the primeval goody-goody that dwells within every teenager...
...In Jarratt, Virginia, Mr...
...Of course, Senator Fulbright helped him beat the draft...
...He is the first enlisted man ever to be so honored...
...Richard L. Roudebush, the former Republican congressman from Indiana best known for sleeping in his suits while on the campaign trail, died in Sarasota, Florida...
...who died on February 9. He gained distinction as a progressive, not for his civil rights positions...
...One of his former Capitol Hill interns, Our President, spoke at his memorial service in the National Cathedral...
...Ere long he became the peaceniks' darling, hamstringing the American military effort as 47,369 American soldiers died...
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...But perhaps the greatest of this past month's defunct greats was former Senator J. William Fulbright (D-Ark...
...Jones has been out on bail upon being convicted of stealing dozens of her shoes and boots, which in poorly ventilated areas could cause air pollution problems...
...Trump au naturel and without any clothes on...
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...Jackson has urged to lead the nation's battered wives movement (and battered waiters too...
...Though the particulars of the Clinton administration's plan have not been divulged, there is reason to believe that following the release of the wolves will come mountain lions, many of childbearing age...
...Nevel's 11-year-old son with a sound beating...
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...From London the Sunday Times reports that for years Mr...
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...William D. "Willie the Rat" Cammisano died of natural causes...
...Ed Meese and the Hon...
...A black-cat story is an otherwise unexceptional personal lapse inflated by the media into the lewd dimensions of a shocking scandal and flung across the path of a rising public figure, imperiling his repute and professional life...
...As for Boy Clinton, it is a matter of record that he consults such mumbo-jumboists as Anthony Robbins, Marianne Williamson, and Peter Jennings...
...The two men, though separated by age and background, are even beginning to look alike: tumid pouches beneath the eyes, hair graying to an anile silver, the stride becoming wobbly...
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...The defendant is arguing that he merely misspoke, and may with good reason insist that he meant to say "Barney Fat," for the Hon...
...The Republican Medicare plan was passed by the House of Representatives 231-201 and its tax plan cleared the Senate Finance Committee...
Vol. 28 • April 1995 • No. 4
