The Continuing Crisis
• January! The first month of the year, and what a month it was for the Boy President and his lovely wife Bruno. There was Renaissance Weekend abundant with the Immensities. There was a duck hunt...
...Joel is a progressive...
...The Boy President had almost as good a month as the gifted left-wing syndicated columnist, broadcast pundit, and heiress to the intellectual crown of Miss Susan Sontag, Julianne Malveaux...
...Already Mr...
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...Eugene P. Wigner, winner of the Nobel prize for physics and advocate of nuclear power, died...
...Who doubts Liberalism has gone the way of the dodo...
...Whilst covering Mr...
...Che Guevara's Communist guerrillas in the Bolivian jungles and he was the first journalist to get a peek at Mr...
...In the recent past Joel arrived in Moscow just as that city went into political upheaval and in Berlin just as fifty years of Communist reforms came a-cropper...
...Richard Gott, a Soviet apologist, has departed the left-wing Guardian after the Spectator of London exposed him as having been "an agent of influence" for the Soviets...
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...The winning design is a cement structure with a "slightly upswept roof line in vaguely Chinese style," done by a young woman from the Peking Institute of Architectural Design and Research whose name has been held from the public for obvious reasons...
...There men would be persona non grata or kept on dairy farms for the production of milk...
...His body has been cremated and his ashes will remain in an egg-timer on the bar or until some oaf sneezes...
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...Wrote Mr...
...The members of the National Book Critics Circle were not even nominating it as the hoax that it is...
...Now, according to London's Sunday Telegraph, free spirit Gott has "gone to ground...
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...Anxiety fevers the British left, particularly its journalists, in the aftermath of former KGB undercover agent Oleg Gordievski's vow to publish the names of British leftwingers who were in the pay of the Soviet Union during the Cold War...
...These hansdoodles seemed to like the book...
...And the Washington Post displayed monarchist tendencies when it reported the death of Rose Kennedy, mother of John, Robert, and Edward, in a front-page obituary that covered five columns above the fold...
...8 The American Spectator March 1995 • In Norway, the Scandinavian welfare state broke new ground when Dr...
...Schlosnagle is the dynamic political prodigy whose support among the Friendsville electorate has been unwavering despite repeated charges and convictions for indecent exposure...
...Think of it, today's left can not even remember one of the most famous lines of one of Liberalism's most famous men...
...Manfred Schartl of the University of Wurzburg revealed his findings that the Amazon Molly is as dependent on male help in reproduction as the British Royal family...
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...Billy Joel came to Osaka, Japan, just hours before Japan was hit by its most destructive quake since 1923...
...Li Qitan has declared the winner in the city's Great Public Toilet Design Contest...
...Ingvard Wilhelmsen announced the opening of a hospital for hypochondriacs in Bergen...
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...The moose was destroyed, but not before it gave Alaska Department of Fish and Game officials "evidence of ill-disposition...
...Erich Honecker, Mr...
...Hopes that the young mayor's compulsion might stem from some exaggerated populist notion of full disclosure were dashed, however, when he was indicted for giving way to his solitary compulsion out on 1-68 in Allegheny County, where he could not hope to find a vote...
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...Explaining why his prostate cancer was almost not detected, the hero of the Gulf War asseverated that "when you are a general the doctors don't tend to do a thorough digital rectal exam...
...So badly did the Russian military perform that, a la Czar Alexander I's strategy against Napoleon, some analysts expected President Boris Yeltsin to order his generals to burn Moscow...
...Worldwide feminism suffered a setback of a scientific nature, when Dr...
...Myung Chin Ra, and he was 71 at his death...
...Through much of the month Russian artillery pounded Grozny, the capital of Chechnya, and on January 19, they finally raised the Russian flag over the capital after one of the Russian army's most discreditable performances since the Napoleonic invasion of Mother Russia...
...el-Sheeti to the Egyptian newspaper Al Ahram: "Millions of Egyptians who remember World War II are dismayed by an advertisement which makes fun of one of this century's immortal politicians...
...The slaughter elicited banner headlines in Islamabad, excoriating the Swedes for not returning the horses, and for several days no Volvo was safe...
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...Peter Preston as "a free spirit," Gott had in years past joked it up with Mr...
...There was a duck hunt down home in Arkansas, where he picked off two ducks with a borrowed gun from forty yards beyond the gun's effective range...
...Adolf Hitler unflatteringly...
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...Then our big lovable lug of a president went off to prepare his State of the Union speech, delivered on January 24...
...In Anchorage, Alaska, a female moose went on a rampage at the University of Alaska that left one man dead and a professor furious...
...Then in his intellectually superior intonation, her sidekick at the microphone opined that, yes, apparently FDR did use that line...
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...Guevara after the Castroite killer was transformed into a corpse by Bolivian police...
...Back in the United States, the Los Angeles Times praised retired general Norman Shwarzkopf for leading American men in "overcoming reluctance" to discuss the heretofore undiscussable...
...The firstever war between Islam and the forces of worldwide sex education loomed large in January when the government of Pakistan sustained an unanticipated affront from the Swedes...
...After the man (unidentified) surrendered to officials in Port Sudan (an exquisitely seedy Third World hell hole on the Red Sea), Culture and Information Minister Dr...
...Then nervous silence...
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...And Boy Clinton has become a Republican...
...Newt Gingrich's maiden speech as Speaker of the House for Pacifica Radio, she agreed with another left-wing genius who called in to point out that stupid Newt had misattributed the line "the only thing we have to fear is fear itself" to Franklin Roosevelt when everyone knows the line was Winston Churchill's...
...Abdel-Basit Sabdrat (pronounced sandbag) explained that the hijacker wanted to take his bride to Cairo and "knew of no other way to take her there...
...Ken Frank, a Welsh pubkeeper, has had his deathbed request answered...
...and, taking one tabloid story with another, it has produced no better...
...Described by himself as "a mellow traveler" and by his obviously idiotic editor Mr...
...Possibly such feminists could even be given land in the continental United States in which they might establish a feminist utopia...
...Joycelyn Elders returned to her $105,000 sinecure at the University of Arkansas for Medical Sciences...
...Homosexuals can point to shocking events in the Sudan as evidence of heterosexuality's potential for endangering public safety...
...The curse that has followed him around the world continued when Mr...
...Finally, just days after the J. Gordon Coogler Award for 1995's Worst Book of the Year was given in the pages of this magazine to Strange Justice: The Selling of Justice Clarence Thomas, the incondite collection of lies, deceits, and unwarranted slanders was nominated for the National Book Critics Circle award...
...Ha, ha, ha, laughed Miss Malveaux, and so did the male moron doing the commentary with her...
...During it he became a Republican just like those who won the November election...
...On the culture beat, Peking's mayor Mr...
...And he golfed, though not as well as North Korea's Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il, who during a recent round scored five holes-in-one for an overall score of thirty-four for eighteen holes, twenty-four strokes lower than the present world record...
...Gott wrote an emotional defense of the old jokester...
...Upon the death of East Germany's beloved dictator, Mr...
...And in Cairo, Egypt, Dr...
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...In Friendsville, Maryland, Mayor Spencer R. Schlosnagle, 30, has sought "counseling...
...Professor Murray Rothbard, the libertarian economist and philosopher of freedom, died unexpectedly...
...Hitherto it was believed that this exclusively female species of fish reproduced independent of male assistance and could serve as a precursor to male-free feminists in future generations...
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...In London the Royal Family can expect no more...
...In Khartoum, Sudan, a honeymooning man was arrested and his newly-wed wife detained after the man hijacked an aeroplane in hopes of flying the young couple to Cairo for a "real good time...
...Mahmoud el-Sheeti took offense at an Egyptian television commercial for cookies that depicted the late Mr...
...Three thoroughbred race horses sent by the Pakistanis to Sweden's Royal Mounted Guard were summarily slaughtered and burned by Swedish authorities who feared the horses might be ill, though tests had found no diseases...
Vol. 28 • March 1995 • No. 3
