The Continuing Crisis
•May has passed, and so has The American Spectator's obsolete telephone system. We now have Voice Mail. Hence when you call our offices you no longer make genuine, albeit bungled human contact; you...
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...Ames, who donated a sizable percentage of the monies given him by the KGB to the Democratic National Committee, claimed that in the 1980s he became disenchanted with Washington's "shift to the extreme right in our political spectrum"—prettily put...
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...The United States Olympic swim team gained prestige on May 7 after Our President announced that Haitian exiles will be granted asylum hearings at sea...
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...Alas, but a year and a few months after Boy Clinton took up residence in the former home of Harding and Grant, this venerable journal has found itself identified as "Exhibit A" in a sexual harassment suit, namely a suit against our sitting president...
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...Authorities in Minnesota hoping to lessen toxic waste intend to ban "flashing sneakers powered by electric switches with mercury...
...In that room—which, incidentally was bedless—Mr...
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...Clinton allegedly made a sexual proposition to her that was unwanted, immoral, and unhygienic...
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...Ethnic controversy continued...
...The White House, too, suffered more bad PR when M. Robert Hue, the new head of the French Communist Party, declared that now is an opportune time for "stronger ties" between his party and the Clinton administration...
...Louis Farrakhan, an honored guest at the University of Toledo's Stop-the8 The American Spectator July 1994 Violence rally, elicited heat when he announced his finding that white people are indifferent to black-on-black violence because it provides them with organ donations...
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...For twenty-six years this distinguished intellectual review has remained totally free of moral taint...
...Paula Corbin Jones filed her suit against the Rogue Governor of Arkansas and attached a photocopy of the January 1994 American Spectator with David Brock's troopergate essay as "Exhibit A." This sort of thing never happened to us when Mr...
...District Court for the Eastern District of Arkansas, "There were distinguishing characteristics in Clinton's genital area that were obvious to Mrs...
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...Aldrich H. Ames, formerly of the CIA, has gone on record as to why he sold government secrets to Moscow...
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...Jack Kevorkian suffered still more bad PR when it was reported that he once attempted to mount an exhibition of Adolf Hitler's paintings...
...In Providence, Rhode Island, state representative Patrick Kennedy, son of Senator Edward M. Kennedy, announced plans to run for the U.S...
...Our President even cautioned the United Nations against such international peacekeeping...
...In historic Potosi, Missouri, state corrections officers were ordered by an unnamed judge to allow Mr...
...An opening developed on the show when NPR suddenly and inexplicably canceled plans to run commentary by a convicted murderer taped live on death row...
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...emotional distress," and (4) along with Trooper Ferguson committing "defamation...
...In Toledo, Ohio, the Rev...
...Endeavoring to avoid even one conviction, he spent the better part of the month engaged in arduous plea bargainings with federal prosecutors before reportedly deciding on May 26 to take his noble struggle to court...
...The Crisis has only just begun...
...Cynics who believe that American politicians are without conviction were gladdened by Illinois Rep...
...Plunkett in 1938 developed polytetrafluoroethylene resin, vulgarly referred to as Teflon...
...After days of indecision and public jogging, Our President nominated Mr...
...Hue's private life is comparatively mild stuff...
...An equally vexatious challenge faces the judiciary in Seattle, Washington, where lawyers for death-row inmate Mr...
...Ames might be just what these truth seekers need...
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...Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis died in New York City on May 19 and was buried in Arlington National Cemetery, next to her first husband...
...This last item has attracted intense cerebration from the staff of The American Spectator, whose members have never before been a party to "Exhibit A." Some believe the Washington rumor that the distinguishing mark is the tattoo of a bird appearing on the presidential thigh, and they speculate that bird is actually the logo of The American Spectator, a wild turkey (in which event we're also talking about a grievous case of copyright infringement...
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...In Iron Mountain, Michigan, state troopers were attacked by a gang of turkeys after the troopers made good on their promise to break up the gang's road block...
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...Stephen G. Breyer, a judge, to replace Harry Blackmun on the Supreme Court...
...Nelson Mandela became that country's first black president and second bald-headed president in a row...
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...The more worldly members of the staff, taking full cognizance of Our President's historic libido believe the "distinguishing characteristics" to be calluses...
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...Jones by "sexually harassing and assaulting her" in a way that he would not harass and assault a male (don't count on it), (2) conspiring with Trooper Ferguson to lure her into a hotel room for immoral (and unhygienic) purposes, (3) inflicting "intentional...
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...Jones's suit, on May 8, 1991, Arkansas state trooper Danny Ferguson approached her in the lobby of the Excelsior Hotel and apprised her that the Rogue Governor requested her presence in a room where—get this!—he was supposedly conferring by telephone with President George Bush and who knows what other high and mighties...
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...Mitchell Rupe are arguing that he cannot be hanged owing to the fact that he weighs over 400 pounds and could suffer decapitation at the end of the rope...
...In Sault Sainte Marie, Michigan, Mr...
...In yet another repudiation of a campaign pledge, President Clinton, on May 5, asserted that the United States would not exert itself on behalf of peace around the world...
...Joe Medicine, an American red Indian, was convicted of violating the city's noise ordinance with his drum, despite his claim that the drum was essential to his celestial observances and that without the drum he might go to hell...
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...Many of the Republic's leading historians cite the substance as essential for preserving President Ronald Reagan from the criticism that followed such major blunders as his idiotic ending of the Cold War, the long and boring period of economic growth that lasted longer than any in this century, and that speech in Normandy...
Vol. 27 • July 1994 • No. 7
