The Continuing Crisis
• September was another great month for Our President! Mr. Rush Limbaugh remarked on him 6.2 percent fewer times than in August—perhaps Mr. Limbaugh was distracted by the cancellation of the...
...Manzana points out that as a manicurist at Marble Rodin Mr...
...In Tripoli, he reviewed a military parade in a short-sleeved uniform, looking like an elderly Italian grandmother fresh from the kitchen—resplendent in black babushka and a cheap khaki house dress bedizened with resplendent military medals...
...Noting Mr...
...On September 19, she hosted a White House reception for the fashion industry and gamely displayed the fiftieth revision of her original Bulgarian sheepdog hairdo, this one being a soft pageboy...
...After vaporizing the $30 million estate of her late husband, Averell Harriman, Ambassador Pamela Digby Churchill Harriman is being sued by Mr...
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...Harriman's daughters for breach of fiduciary duty...
...With her as defendants are Democratic stalwarts Mr...
...Jule Styne, 88, the legendary songwriter, who will be remembered for such beloved standards as "Three Coins in the Fountain," "Everything's Coming Up Roses," and "Time After Time...
...Clinton half a dozen times...
...Mel Reynolds, the reform Democrat who in 1992 defeated Rep...
...Lloyd Cutler is going to do for them what he recently did for Our President...
...Straight drove the mower 240 miles from his home in northwestern Iowa to Blue River, where he visited with his 80-year-old brother...
...enjoyed a pretty good month...
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...Gus Savage, was indicted on only twenty counts of criminal conduct, including child pornography, criminal sexual assault, aggravated criminal sexual abuse of a child, and obstruction of justice...
...Eugene Corder crashed his Cessna 150 into the White House on September 12, Our President was safely across the street, sleeping soundly and chastely in Blair House...
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...And after years of affecting the burlap-bag look, Mrs...
...Our President's crime bill passed, and in Chicago Rep...
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...Still it was a stupendous month...
...Clinton's imprudently high hemline...
...It was a false alarm, and Miss Myers has got to get control of herself...
...Our President's health-care package has been completely scuttled...
...Apparently, Mr...
...Alvin Straight, 73, remains with his brother in Blue River...
...Clinton finally earned a spot on People magazine's Worst Dressed list...
...Reynolds is a Rhodes scholar...
...Marion Barry (a.k.a...
...Jay Leno only mentioned Mr...
...This is a proven turnkey business an individual or couple can run...
...Michael Kinsley has been offered a six-figure contract to become "manicurist to the stars...
...She's bright...
...Moreover, Independent Counsel Kenneth Starr continued burrowing into a dozen or so aspects of this thing called Whitewatergate...
...Pedro Manzana, president of the highly respected manicure service, Marble Rodin...
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...The first superpower confrontation of the Post-Cold War was sidestepped when Ex-President Jimmy Carter interceded at the last minute, averting war between 8 The American Spectator November 1994 the United States and the forces of international voodooism...
...Chelsea is back in school...
...Limbaugh was distracted by the cancellation of the baseball season...
...Anwar Amal, meaning Bright Hope), and many members of the Clinton White House...
...Two champions of the civilized order passed away: Sir Karl Popper, 92, a philosopher and defender of democracy, and Professor Richard Herrnstein, 64, a philosopher and expert on intelligence who on occasion contributed to these pages...
...Adjudged too blind to drive a car, Mr...
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...In Clearwater, Florida, friends of abortion remain irked over the indictment of Miss Kawana Michele Ashley for allegedly killing her six-month-old fetus by firing a pistol into her womb...
...Retired, unindicted, unconvicted Reaganites want to know...
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...and among Our President's friends and associates the suicide rate dropped to its lowest level since the buoyant first days of his presidency...
...When she went to Martha's Vineyard for vacation, the anticipated mass exodus failed to take place...
...In the Midwest, the South, the Far West, hardly anyone shows up...
...Paul Warnke, and Mr...
...If things work out, he may even have the opportunity to give the president a pedicure...
...Actually, on the campaign trail Our President travels unmolested...
...Early in the month Colonel Muammar Qaddafi, the Libyan strongman who controls his country with an iron fist, observed the twenty-fifth anniversary of his improbable rule...
...The Washington Post reported that Miss Dawn Mello, president of Bergdorf Goodman, "brushed back a tear as she emerged from her brief encounter with [Mrs.] Clinton in the Blue Room...
...Kinsley's apparent loss of interest in current affairs and his increasing absorption with Epicureanism, Mr...
...Nor was Our President in any way endangered when 79-year-old Mr...
...Lauren is one of those political morons who feels the highest compliment one can accord a private citizen is to recommend him or her for the presidency, notwithstanding the low opinion he reserves for everyone who has held that office since Roosevelt II...
...Kinsley will be offered the opportunity to polish the nails of such celebrity figures as Mrs...
...Brown filed suit against Governor Jim Guy Tucker for illegally demoting him after he revealed in these pages that Our Playboy President was always a lot of fun...
...Investigations continue into the loose practices of Secretary of Commerce Ron Brown, Secretary of Agriculture Mike Espy, and Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Henry Cisneros...
...A construction worker actually whistled at her...
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...George Nikolopoulos, a World War II veteran from Roswell, New Mexico, fell ill during a White House tour...
...She's kind...
...Four days later he was again safe—this time in the White House residential quarters discussing Haiti and world voodooism—when six fire trucks roared through the White House's West Gate after Miss Dee Dee Myers perceived a "strong odor" on the second floor...
...Wisconsin, tinkering with his historic lawn mower...
...But then what about such flops as "You're One Big Avocado," or "There's a Club in My Club Sandwich," or hundreds of other songs no one ever sang on stage or in the shower...
...Ralph Lauren appraised her thus: "She's sharp...
...Death also claimed Mr...
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...In other Washington news, former columnist Mr...
...September ended and still Mr...
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...Arkansas state trooper Mr...
...Clinton is a much bigger person than fashion"—a problem that was not disguised by Mrs...
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...The New York Times's Anna Quindlen is giving up her syndicated shriek and returning to the kitchen, the sitting room, and a Lucullan bathroom that her wealthy husband has built for her...
...He promised to vote for her if she runs for president...
...Late in September, when he flew into Kansas City to arouse the dopes, only 40 people greeted him...
...So what ever happened to the Washington catch phrase "sleaze factor...
...I can't help it," she sobbed to fashion designer Donna Karan...
...never came in...
...Then, too, those indictments that were expected on September 23 of Arkansas Governor Jim Guy Tucker, Esq., former Fulbright aide and Clinton business partner James S. McDougal, Esq., and Webster Hubbell, Esq...
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