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Body Mind & Spirit After psychic copulation with Miss Jean Loomis, a contemporary. of ours here on the planet Earth, "Seth," a ghost from God knows where or when, finally gets his marvelous message...

...Radis even bet Stephanopoulos about what was on the pizza...
...Janice Radway, a professor in Duke's literature program, says the intricacies of such cross-referencing are endlessly debatable...
...Stephanopoulos said...
...Strobe Talbott, the possessor of that impressive and vague-sounding title, was confirmed Friday by the Senate...
...Everybody in America's looking at it, and no matter how bad (the jurors) wanna let them cops go—sometimes they gotta sacrifice the lamb...
...Broner, Grace Paley and Lilly Rivlin make up the Seder Sisters...
...he's willing to tell the truth of what he's feeling...
...No surprise there...
...He doesn't drink or smoke, and he's never taken drugs...
...And his election indicates a major shift of your group mind—a major shift toward becoming your own authority figures and away from looking to paternalistic authority figures to take care of you...
...Ice-T isn't a full-time rebel...
...ACI) [March 18, 1993] Duke Magazine Writing in the official magazine of one of the great cow colleges in the Republic, a Miss Bridget Booher boldly investigates the sartorial enigmas and makes an astounding discovery thanks to Prof...
...Stephanopoulos always enjoyed gambling...
...Gloria Steinem, Letty Cottin Pogrebin, Bea Kreloff, Edith Isaac Rose, Bella Abzug, Michelle Landsberg, Phyllis Chesler, E.M...
...Radway, another local zany: When Chanel shows models dripping with gold chains on necks and waists, the look, on the surface, is about wealth and privilege...
...He likes to lose himself in comic books and video games...
...He may tend, at times, to move forward almost too quickly and decisively (seeming to ignore normal body needs), and by doing so, to tax those about him or seem to leave them in the dust...
...The Rape Trials of the Accused—Willie Kennedy Smith, Mike Tyson, the Mets...
...Instead of leaving a cup of wine on the table for the prophet Elijah, the women welcome Miriam, Moses' sister, to join their festive meal...
...March 31, 1993] The Great Books Series The steatopygic Admiral William J. Crowe, former chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff under Ronald Reagan, reflects back on those wondrous years and exhales a stupendous puff of Kultursmog, replete with seventy percent of the smog's leading pollutants—small wonder he found candidate Clinton a moral colossus: I was dismayed by our lack of a sensible industrial policy, by our educational failings and by the terrible divisiveness isolating so many citizens from the great American community that makes us a people rather than an assortment of factions...
...Elle a oublie mardi de fermer cette bouteille qui lui a creee un effet de ventouse dans le sexe...
...Simon & Schuster, 367 pages, $25...
...It was a really beautiful moment," Mr...
...from The Line of Fire: From Washington to the Gulf, the Politics and Battles of the New Military, by William J. Crowe, Jr...
...The question of appropriation is very complicated...
...Labor Secretary Bob Reich, who was a Rhodes Scholar at Oxford with the President and Mr...
...January/February 1993] Bulletin Quotidien (Agence Congolaise d'Information) Evidence that though the Congo is well within the Third World it has risen up to an honored place on the cutting edge of feminist medical research: OWANDO 18 MARS (ACI)—Une femme de 33 ans, pour se masturber, a introduit une bouteille de 50 ml dans l'orifice vaginal, qui a cree un effet de ventouse au niveau du col uterin, a-t-on constate sur place...
...Clinton's shortcomings...
...Now, regardless of how stupid or ignorant or wrong or unfocused that particular uprising was, it was necessary...
...This core of grounded support provides a strong grip on the string of his balloon when his vision tends to get beyond the dictates of the present and of his helpers' mortal bodies...
...They briefly thought about swearing in Mr...
...Clinton's aides began scrambling around for a Bible in their suite at the Benson Hotel in Portland, where the President was attending a forest summit, so that Mr...
...We went to pick it up and, sure enough, it was sausage and mushroom, not pepperoni and mushroom," Radis says...
...The gang ordered out for pizza one night and Radis was going to make sure Stephanopoulos was going to be wrong...
...April 4, 1993] USA Today Another lucid moment with the rap artist Mr...
...Last year's riots were more a public demand for fair play than a venting of mindless outrage, he says...
...Stephanopoulos was always sure of himself, always knew he was right...
...Then again, he usually was right...
...Crown Heights Racial Strife...
...This time it's gonna be national...
...If we had 10 bucks in our pockets, we were lucky," Kretch says...
...Or are they making fun of it, demonstrating its [supposed] vulgarity, so that their usage of it is an expression of racism...
...It was more fun to rub it in, to say, "Well, there was that time with the pizza . . ." [March 24, 1993] New York Times Three New Age chums in search of a Bible, a Schmible, or whatever the hell ya call it: Friday night in Portland, Ore., before he began a working dinner with national security aides to prepare for the summit, President Clinton decided he wanted to swear in his new Ambassador-at-Large for Russia and other former Soviet republics...
...The Women's Seder (usually held on the third night of Passover) "is the hottest ticket in town," said Broner during a phone interview...
...After school, he and a few friends would sometimes head over to Thistledown and bet the ponies...
...One incident is particularly telling...
...Apres roperation d'extraction de l'engin qui a dure environ une heure Okoungou, Mme...
...It seemed to me that our economic and industrial deterioration had replaced superpower confrontation as the greatest threat to our national security...
...Talbott a bear hug...
...Talbott, held the Bible...
...If they find them guys not guilty, I say get a bomb shelter," Ice-T snarls...
...And yet, years earlier, urban blacks began wearing multiple gold chains as a sign of status and as a way of alluding to the image of their ancestors in the chains of slavery...
...In 1992, Broner writes, "there were so many plagues, columns of them, a whole portico, enough to describe a dysfunctional society...
...You'd think you'd be able to find a Bible in a hotel room," marveled George Stephanopoulos, Mr...
...If there was a difference of opinion, he wouldn't just hammer away...
...And finally, he's a lot of fun...
...Homophobia...
...March 26, 1993] Boston Herald Old Boston's greatest daily reports on the rituals and shouts of ten famous gigantomastic gals from the movement for female masculinity: Since 1976, a special group of women have congregated in New York for a unique celebration of the Hebrew exodus from Egypt nearly 4,000 years ago...
...Third, he's committed to what he wants and what he believes in...
...Mme KIBA Pauline, mere de deux enfants et epouse de M. OYOUA Antoine vivant au village Okoungou dans le district d'Owando, avait l'habitude de se masturber avec une bouteille bouchee...
...He'd make his argument, then walk away...
...of ours here on the planet Earth, "Seth," a ghost from God knows where or when, finally gets his marvelous message across to Miss Loomis's millions of grateful readers who read her communiqués in the esoteric pages of a promising new publication certain to be read in the Oval Office: So, dear friends, you now have a very dear friend as President of your great nation...
...This Bill Clinton is, indeed, very inspired and very inspiring...
...Clinton could conduct an impromptu swearing-in...
...George called in the order, but unbeknownst to him, Radis called the pizza place back and changed the order...
...And look forward to an organically-grown economy...
...Fourth, he's certain of his connection to Divine Inspiration...
...Not only do the Seder Sisters reinterpret the original 10 plagues, but each year they call out plagues that have afflicted their personal lives...
...Fortunately, this Clinton has surrounded himself with many very grounded souls, in touch with and unafraid to express their feelings...
...Beyond the traditional matzoh-ball soup and gefilte fish, the menu also caters to the vegetarians and macrobiotics in the group...
...If they hadn't rioted, there wouldn't be a second trial...
...I think it's probably both those things...
...March-April 1993] Cleveland Free Times A transilient moment in the early life of an American patriot, as reported by his high school pal, the esteemed Tom Radis: Stephanopoulos took a risk by joining the Clinton campaign before the public knew who Clinton was...
...They called out: Silicone Implants...
...He got so worked up about it, he started hyperventilating and he passed out in the car...
...Talbott on a summit briefing book, which is roughly the same size, but then the hotel finally yielded up a Bible and the President did the honors...
...He's a protective parent who plans to send his son to a private school and hopes his 15-year-old daughter will abandon her entertainment dreams and become an attorney...
...First, his heart is open...
...More creative interpretations can be found in the discussion of the plagues...
...Indeed, from day one there was no doubt of his election because this Clinton embodies the qualities which insure conscious creation of your own reality...
...But before things reached Iron John overload, the trio cracked up laughing...
...Broner's new book] The Telling describes the basic changes the group has made, including reading from a Women's haggadah and referring to God as "She...
...KIBA a ete admise l'heipital general d'Owando oil elle ne se sent plus en danger, a-t-on appris de source medicale...
...After years of attending traditional seders where the men performed the rituals at the meal while the women cooked and cleaned and prepared, Broner said, it was time for a change...
...They couldn't find one...
...Is it that Chanel is longing for the vibrancy and vitality of black culture...
...Look forward to a President who sees your divinity and infinite creativity and stimulates you to use it...
...The three friends got misty, and the President gave Mr...
...Second, he's grateful for what he has and for the people in his life...
...That's not what I ordered.' All the way home, he's going on and on...
...George kept saying, 'It's the wrong pizza...
...I found myself increasingly disturbed by the Republican Party's tendency to exclude certain groups from the mainstream of American life and exploit antagonisms within the society...
...Ice-T, the famous hyphenated American known for such classics as "Cop-Killer": He is less reticent about the building racial tension in L.A., where attention is fixed on the trial of four policemen accused of violating black motorist Rodney King's civil rights...
...Radis didn't tell him for years about the prank...
...He was a little arrogant," Radis said...
...So Mr...
...Look forward to fun and health...
...Clinton's communications director...
...He was so shattered by being wrong, he couldn't handle it...

Vol. 26 • June 1993 • No. 6


 
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