The Continuing Crisis
• July turned out to be the month the staff of this magazine has been waiting for ever since April, when Mr. H. Ross Perot's presidential candidacy first swept through the press. At The American...
...In Buenos Aires, Mr...
...Jerry Farrell, 29, was ordered to do sixty hours of community service for boiling his pet gerbil in a deep-fat fryer...
...Michael Stang of Pikesville, Maryland...
...Palace security officials would reveal neither the man's name nor which half of him was naked...
...The Department of Labor's unemployment figure for June rose to 7.8 percent, the highest level since March 1984...
...It has happened again...
...Box 549, Arlington, VA 22216-0549 Yes, please send me: copies of Michael Fumento's "This Magic Moment" $ copies of David Brock's "The Real Anita Hill" $ copies of Robert Novak's "The Trouble With Clinton" $ copies of Daniel Wattenberg's "Lady Macbeth of Little Rock" $ Total enclosed $ Name: Address...
...The debate over family values spread to Australia when an eminent theologian, Dr...
...Herb Moses, Roll Call relented, picturing the happy couple on page 12 after a Congressional Wives' Tea for Mrs...
...In Swaziland, King Mswati, 24, announced plans to marry his eighth wife (his father had more than 100 before his shocking death in 1982...
...The animal rights movement suffered an unexpected setback when surgeons in Pittsburgh transplanted the liver of a baboon into the body of an anonymous 35-year-old man whose original liver had been destroyed by hepatitis B. • In Sheffield, England, pigeon-keeper Pat Lees's thoroughbred carrier pigeon beat 300 other entrants in a race from France, but his victory was short-lived...
...Tipper Gore on July 13...
...DeWitt Smith, 44, after he bit Common Pleas Judge Walter Little during his sentencing for a prior indiscretion...
...They did, however, reassure the public that the young man never made contact with their pulchritudinous monarch, and that his sole intention was political protest...
...In one 24-hour period he dispatched 27 scoundrels...
...In Nongoma, South Africa, King Goodwill Zwelethini, hereditary monarch of seven million Zulus, took his fifth wife...
...Albert Pierrepoint died quietly in Southport, England...
...and in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, they threw the book at Mr...
...RET American Spectator Reprints Available Copies of Michael Fumento's report on Magic Johnson and AIDS (February 1992), David Brock's investigation of Anita Hill (March 1992), Robert Novak's report on Bill Clinton (June 1992) and Daniel Wattenberg's report on the real Hillary Clinton (August 1992) are available to American Spectator readers...
...Unbidden, a half-naked young man surreptitiously entered Buckingham Palace on the afternoon of July 20 and ascended a staircase leading to Queen Elizabeth II's private chambers...
...William Trent Marshall, 27, got fifteen years for the November 1990 killing of his grandfather during a disagreement over the proper method of cleaning a turkey...
...Hillary Clinton and Mrs...
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...In Stafford, England, Mr...
...Unfortunately the youth has remained hopelessly vague as to the details of his protest and none of the world's many protest movements has yet claimed him...
...Another Stanford University faculty member has been convicted of sexual irregularities: Mr...
...Rodney King's assailants...
...He was 87...
...Nice going, Phil...
...The good news seemed to be lost on General Noriega, who appeared glum and totally oblivious to the salubrious life that awaits him...
...As his months of insufferable guff dragged on, we spoke of his "Spring Follies...
...In Buffalo, New York, a jury decided that the local Leonardo da Vinci, Mr...
...Perot finally threw in the towel...
...Of course, one of our favorite arts is the art of self-defense, and a few days later Mr...
...An official gold "spouse" button on Mr...
...Patent Office continues to drag its feet on patent number 4,919,149, that being the one for a flavored condom invented by Mr...
...Time will tell...
...and even in McLean, Virginia, a fellow can unwind...
...Lees from retrieving the tag before another pigeoneer had claimed the race's £100 prize...
...Hunt referred to this distinguished magazine of the arts as "neo-fascist" for having published Daniel Wattenberg's exposé of Hillary Clinton last month...
...Sarajevo continued to receive the uninvited attentions of Serbian gunners, and the United Nations and the NATO powers weighed their options...
...Prominent anthropologist John Buettner-Janusch, distinguished in labor causes, civil rights protest, and his stalwart opposition to the Vietnam war, died in a medical center for federal prisoners in Springfield, Missouri, at the age of 67...
...Boy Clinton received the Democratic presidential nomination...
...Despite the spread of many serious sexually transmitted diseases, the U.S...
...Perot's record of defaulting on political promises and governmental projects and predicted that history would recognize all his boasts about a presidential race as the "April Follies...
...At The American Spectator's monthly editorial dinner we noted Mr...
...Barbara Thiering, posited that Jesus Christ was a divorced father of three...
...He was serving a twenty-year term for attempting to murder the judge who had presided over his earlier drug trial...
...After many complaints from Congressman Barney Frank about Roll Call magazine's reluctance to picture him with his better half, Mr...
...Finally, hats off to Mr...
...Finally, after being called "a total greenhorn" and "almost definitely a loser" by us, Mr...
...Hunt backed down with a characteristically mealy-mouthed apology...
...New Israeli prime minister Yitzhak Rabin announced a cabinet of markedly dovish repute after an Israeli research institute honored Mikhail Gorbachev by naming a new potato after him...
...Lees approached his exhausted bird to remove its leg tag, a hungry cat pounced on it, devouring 10 The American Spectator September 1992 most of the bird's vital organs and preventing Mr...
...Farrell, who thought he was entertaining his chums when he lowered the pet by its tail into the hot oil, was also barred from keeping pets for four years...
...Philip S. Whaley, Sr., 42, of Syracuse, New York...
...There on July 5 well-known rastaquouere Senator Edward M. Kennedy married his second wife, a Washington lawyer...
...British conservatism lost one of its most eloquent proponents for the death penalty when Mr...
...Whaley used his turning signal steadfastly and, according to Investigator Gerard Verrillo, "at every turn, we knew exactly where he was going...
...In Paoli, Indiana, Mr...
...Al Hunt of the Wall Street Journal...
...Rodney King was again arrested in Los Angeles, though less spectacularly than when he was beaten back in March of 1991, and even more peacefully than when he was arrested late in June...
...City: State: Zip Code...
...Archuleta, who since 1988 has been Stanford assistant dean in charge of the Black Student Union, had recently led the campus protests against the acquittal of Mr...
...Moses's lapel testified to this latest Democratic breakthrough...
...Astor Piazzola, the world's foremost tango composer, passed away at 71...
...Yet the male of the species can apparently still have some fun...
...The celebrated Mr...
...Pierrepoint was a second-generation hangman, who had hanged more people for the British Crown in this century than any of his competitors...
...Hopes brightened for finally doing something about General Manuel Noriega's appalling acne when federal judge William Hoeveler sentenced the ruddy-faced tyrant to forty years' imprisonment and unlimited access to the penal system's incomparable staff of dermatologists...
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...Russian president Boris Yeltsin reached a lending agreement with the IMF that will reinforce his economic reforms, and the conservative Heritage Foundation announced plans to open a Moscow branch in office space thitherto rented by the Communist Party of the Soviet Union...
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...The sculpture, named "Green Lightning," depicted numerous dancing penises in top hats, which apparently did not sufficiently conceal the terpsichorean members...
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...Whilst the joyous Mr...
...On a July 13 airing of "The Capital Gang," the squitter-witted Mr...
...The senseless persecution of manliness continues...
...Lawless on an Urban Renewal plot...
...Billie Lawless, was not entitled to damages stemming from Mayor James Griffin's decision to dismantle a sculpture placed by Mr...
...Keith Archuleta was sentenced to four years probation for secretly videotaping coeds as they undressed...
...So did Mr...
...His faithful adherence to the rules of the road during a 28minute auto chase with police led to his arrest on charges of possession of stolen property, grand larceny, driving while intoxicated, reckless endangerment, reckless driving, and resisting arrest...
...Are we appeased...
Vol. 25 • September 1992 • No. 9
