The Continuing Crisis
THE CONTINUING CRISIS • November has passed and with it the radiant aura enhaloing President George Herbert Walker Bush. Ideas have consequences, as the sage would have it, but no ideas have...
...Weymouth...
...Court of Appeals reversed the conviction of another of independent counsel Lawrence Walsh's victims, retired Rear Admiral John Poindexter...
...Her veracity is a matter of record, as is her courage...
...Doubtless the act is, as the politically correct would insist, committed in a "non-threatening manner...
...Well, they now have their second recession in three years, a stock market swoon of 120 points on November 14, and President Bush descending from unprecedented heights of popularity to hot water below...
...The Senate confirmed Mr...
...Main Goals of UFL To promote research, collaboration, publication and fellowship among pro-life university faculty...
...Lally Weymouth published a piece in the Wall Street Journal challenging the fatuously held notion so implausibly promoted by Miss Hill that she was a Reaganite Republican...
...Darman, you would be exempt, for a closely held White House secret is that beneath that sleek hairpiece of yours you are in truth as bald as an ostrich egg...
...In Rochester, New York, County Judge Patricia Marks reversed the conviction of the Topfree 10, a group of feminists who in 1989 bared their breasts at a city park in defiance of state law...
...and is your toupee of Brazilian origin...
...Amnesty in Academia reports that the Liaison Committee of the Penn State Commission for Women successfully prevailed upon Penn State officials to remove from a classroom wall a reproduction of Goya's Maja Desnuda...
...and its lecturer, Professor David L. Carrasco, "hopes to encourage his class to challenge pervasive stereotypes by introducing them to the spiritual significance of such practices as human sacrifices," to say nothing of the concomitant cuisine, which can be so much healthier than the grim vegetarianism hitherto admired by progressives of Professor Carrasco's ilk...
...Robert Maxwell, the shadowy British publishing tycoon, was fished from the waters off the Canary Islands after he disappeared from his yacht in the early hours of November 5. Mr...
...On November 20, Mrs...
...So ladies, if you have changed your mind about the heroism of generals, how about changing your mind about the devious Miss Hill and giving your award to Mrs...
...According to a female music prof, the picture's depiction of a portly, undraped woman constituted sexual harassment...
...Cecil B. Jacobsen, formerly a geneticist at George Washington University, was indicted after women patients divulged their suspicion that he had impregnated them with his own sperm despite the fact that there is tons of the stuff all over northern Virginia, to say nothing of Washington, a veritable sea of sperm, and, just across the border, Maryland, where vast quantities of sperm are on tap all the time...
...With the gallbladder of the North American black bear Euarctos americanus fetching as much as $15,000 in the Orient, where it is used as a sexual euphoriant and spot remover, maybe Mr...
...Patterson did they realize that their cut-up underwear had fallen off...
...Marketing these gallbladders abroad would not only raise revenue for the budget deficit—which last year was history's most volupt ($268.7 billion) despite Mr...
...Smith's innocence," pronounced a well-contented Mr...
...Male and female breasts are physiologically similar except for lactation capability," argued the maiden judge, who apparently slept through her sex education classes and perhaps puberty...
...Robert M. Gates as director of central intelligence...
...Feminists registered a sigh of relief in historic Painesville, Ohio, when it was revealed that that nocturnal bandit who has been breaking into homes, fondling sleeping men, and cutting off their underwear, is no feminist after all, but rather a 23-year-old man, Mr...
...Haeng Gu Lee, 39, covered with bear hairs in an apartment that he had transformed into a storehouse of bear gallbladders, eyeballs, tonsils, testicles, earlobes, nostrils, and even a few eyebrows for the really desperate...
...The Tass news agency reports that officials in Lentekhi, a western district of Georgia, have imposed an unexplained "curfew" on cows and pigs, much to the consternation of animal rights activists...
...How about considering the revenue-raising strategies employed by the entrepreneurial ladies of the Amazonian island of Marajo...
...Darman could have the National Parks Service provide ursine organs to a federally operated trading company...
...In Vienna, Virginia, a fertility doctor of great gifts, Dr...
...Dues are $10 per year...
...The federal government could have all bureaucrats grow their hair to shoulder length, snip it, and sell it to wigmakers...
...Black...
...The American Spectator January 1992 13...
...Think of those hardwood floors...
...Weymouth has proved irrefragably that Miss Hill has for years been a liberal feminist...
...It is apparent that the New York law with the gender-based classification does not serve the legitimate governmental interest," concluded Judge Marks...
...Okay, November saw some news stories that should appeal to your economic wizardry...
...So, Mr...
...Or how about getting the government into the international gallbladder trade...
...Johnson has denied that he has Rock Hudson's disease, but intends to become an advocate of "safe sex" anyway...
...In West Palm Beach, Florida, prospects for convicting Mr...
...William Kennedy Smith diminished when the defendant's lawyer, Mr...
...Early in the month Captain William Plackenmeyer of the New York City Police Department announced that police had discovered the body of a kingpin in the trafficking of exotic animal parts, Mr...
...The U.S...
...One of the films, Taxi zum Klo (Taxi to the Toilet), has been deemed particularly discreditable by Iowa's Republican legislators...
...Dar-man's tax increase—but would also benefit our balance of payments deficit and discourage the present illegal trafficking in bear gallbladders that has led to gangland killing in what remains of New York City...
...Princeton University's efforts to present a true multicultural curriculum may also benefit students nutritionally...
...It has been years since his uncle, Senator Ted Kennedy, was spotted in public accompanied by a lady wearing unsoiled underwear or, for that matter, any underwear at all...
...Roy Black, asseverated that the charges against his client will be refuted by the unsullied condition of the alleged victim's bra and other underclothing...
...Van W. Patterson, who on November 22 was convicted of twenty-one counts of aggravated burglary, four counts of "sexual imposition," and two counts of robbery...
...RET An Invitation to Join...
...In Tiaret, Algeria, a Muslim fundamentalist mob's completely inappropriate stoning of a teenage girl for wearing a miniskirt has dealt a real blow to tourism in that elegant old city of mud huts and open sewers...
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...Darman, how about some copper-bottom ideas to raise revenue, other than those tax increases of yours, which we warned you would flatten the economy...
...Our membership, growing rapidly every day, comes from 90 colleges and universities across the U.S...
...The chelonian body of Mr...
...Too outré for you...
...Smith's comparatively high standards for female hygiene...
...Of course, Mr...
...History will remember Mr...
...Something called the National Coalition of Black Women presented Miss Anita Hill with the Ida B. Wells Award for heroism and truth, originally commissioned for Defense Secretary Richard Cheney and Generals Colin Powell and Norman Schwarzkopf—but hold the champagne...
...Have you considered the supply-side ideas of Housing Secretary Jack Kemp...
...and for three years Budget Director Richard Darman and Treasury Secretary Nicholas Brady have been demonstrating that they have no idea as to how an economy works, or as to how Reaganomics nurtured America's longest period of peacetime economic growth...
...Lee as the first gangland fatality in this lucrative, albeit disgusting trade...
...And let us add that it also demonstrates Mr...
...For more on the New Men's Movement see pages 26-33 and 6466...
...Scholars of all political and religious persuasions—or of none—are welcome...
...Early in the month, the dedication of the Reagan Library in Simi Valley, California, brought together all American Presidents not buried in the continental United States...
...But is this safe sex, Professor...
...At the trial several victims testified that only in the heat of chasing Mr...
...But then what feminist would fondle a sleeping man anyway...
...The lack of damage to these items clearly proves Mr...
...To present the abundant scholarly evidence for the pro-life position on abortion, infanticide and euthanasia to the general academic community, through our annual conference, and our publications, speakers' bureau, and newsletter, PRO VITA...
...Ideas have consequences, as the sage would have it, but no ideas have consequences too...
...Membership in UFL is open to anyone who holds a teaching position, past or present, part- or full-time, in any American college or university, in any field of study...
...Magic Johnson elicited roughly as 12 The American Spectator January 1992 many front-page news stories as the San Francisco earthquake when he announced that, due to strictly normal sexual contact with a few thousand unnamed girlfriends, he is retiring from basketball to devote full time to the HIV virus now housed within his body...
...Responding to the prices Brazilian wig-makers pay for human hair, the ladies of Marajo grow their hair as a cash crop...
...The film contains much nudity and a scene in which a man voids on another...
...Finally, at the University of Iowa, a tremendous row has attended the German Department's screening of homoerotic films as an educational device to encourage future farmers of the Hawkeye state to address their barnyard properties in perfect German...
...As reported in the New York Times, the university's new course on the religion of the Red Indian is extremely popular...
Vol. 25 • January 1992 • No. 1
