The Continuing Crisis
THE CONTINUING CRISIS • February ended, and Washington's wise coves are no longer complaining that George H. W. Bush is a bore. In fact, some observers are concerned that he- is too much the live...
...The despicable Bush and his treasonous agent Fand, and all those who supported them in committing crimes, shame, and aggression, committed the treachery...
...and what about those pompous birds on their caps and all that egregious braid...
...In Norway, Mr...
...Precisely what this means remained wrapped in Quaker gibbering, but perhaps an exemplary ex-president is one who has absolutely no chance ever again of being president of anything...
...Jeffrey Hengehold was convicted of murdering Miss Linda Hoberg after enjoying sexual congress with her and responding badly to the witty Miss Hoberg's somewhat injudicious quip, "Welcome to the world of AIDS...
...magazine...
...Now, however, the combination of Ronald Reagan's war machine and George Bush's, statecraft reveals that it is only the heart of a cheap little Hitler bereft of Prussians to protect him...
...In Cincinnati, Ohio, Mr...
...The young man had testified that Mr...
...It was in the Treaty of Waitangi that forty-six Maori chiefs recognized Queen Victoria as their sovereign and the handsomest man on earth...
...God, however, is above everyone...
...Hamilton Fish, Sr., and Mr...
...In Camden, New Jersey, Mrs...
...Giovanni Vigliotto, the widely admired bigamist who claimed to have married 105 women...
...The Irish Republican Army lobbed three mortar shells at 10 Downing Street...
...Its ratings have been abysmal, despite the eloquence of Jesse and the many growing crises to which he regularly alludes, but one of the panelists, the celebrated Mr...
...There lawyers for Mr...
...Edward Blatt...
...Jon Ryan, chairman of the Baltimore-based National Coalition of Free Men, was smartly thrashed after an early-February show by an unnamed member of the audience protesting male rape, thus giving Jesse's aides the hope that the show might be able to compete on cable with women's mud wrestling...
...In the People's Republic of San Francisco, members of the police force were barred from wearing U.S...
...Nothing else could account for Paul's self-judging rhetoric, his negative feeling for his own body and his sense of being controlled by something he has no power to change," writes Bishop Spong in his new monograph, Rescuing the Bible from Fundamentalism...
...The American judicial system remains the marvel of the world...
...Throughout February President Bush sedulously devoted himself to removing President Hussein's oppressive olive drab great coat, which the grim lunatic wears whether indoors or out...
...Former President Ronald Reagan turned 80, and Representative Silvio 0. Conte, the maverick Republican, died, as did former New York Mayor, Mr...
...4 Melissa A. Nealy, elicited whoops of triumph from the National Organization for Women whose beauteous spokesperson cited it as an enormous achievement for the women's movement and cause for sending even more of our gals into the trenches...
...No injuries were reported, but the mortar that hit the prime minister's garden has put British horticulturists in a militant state of mind, and badly shaken scores of expectant daffodils...
...Vidar Kleppe of the right-wing Progress party nominated President Bush for the Nobel Peace Prize in recognition of the President's role in leading the international coalition against Iraq...
...The Hon...
...He died at the age of 61, ten years below the average life expectancy for a white American male...
...Amid worries that an especially mild 6 THE AMERICAN SPECTATOR APRIL 1991 winter in the East signals more global warming, snow fell on the French Riviera for the first time in five years...
...In New York City, Mayor David Dinkins's City Hall ceremony to honor the Super Bowl champion Giants had to be canceled after it was discovered that no one had invited the team...
...Manus acquitted of reputedly molesting a 15-year-old boy by coaxing Mr...
...Manus is uncircumcised, unlike his alleged victim...
...A 13-yearold boy in Piru, California, was arrested for assaulting his mother with the family Chihuahua...
...George S. McGovern announced his availability for the 1992 Democratic presidential nomination on February 14—the very day the press chose to disclose that his bankrupt tourist hotel was closing and tossing thirty-five guests into the night...
...Scandal-ridden Stanford University suffered yet another jolt when the university's Task Force on Sexual Assault revealed that over the past three years one-third of the university's coeds have been the victims of date rape, an atrocity that is spreading across college campuses despite years of sex education and the hiring of thousands of really hideous female profs, many of whom wear pole-climbing boots to class and refuse to shave their mustaches...
...Saddam Hussein, president of what has heretofore been called Iraq...
...Lamar Manus, 41, got Mr...
...Some political analysts believe that the disclosures could impede Mr...
...For the Democrats, happy days are here again...
...McGoo's procession to glory, but do not forget that the homeless compose a significant constituency in the McGovern strategy, and he now has thirty-five additional votes...
...Rogerio Herrera pleaded guilty to killing his 70-year-old girl friend, Miss Amelia Perales, after she appeared naked in the kitchen of their home and repeatedly refused his pleas that she make herself presentable...
...The 151st anniversary of the signing of the Treaty of Waitangi was celebrated in downtown Waitangi, New Zealand, midst much revelry and moving oratory...
...The psychiatrists have yet to take testimony from the teddy bear, though it is assumed that the bear will have the full support of the animal rights movement...
...flags on their uniforms lest indigenous peace demonstrators stifle their irenic impulses and wreak violence upon the cops, whose shiny badges could be next to go...
...Those cowards who have perfected the acts of treachery, treason, and vileness, committed treachery after they departed from every path of virtue, goodness, and humanity...
...Half of the original manuscript of Huckleberry Finn was found in a California attic...
...And Ralph Nader seems to be joining Jesse Jackson in walking the lonely trail to oblivion...
...Hengehold then did her in and set her corpse alight...
...He will strike back their treachery on their necks and shame them...
...At the University of Maryland administrators failed to restrain students from hanging American flags from dormitory windows, and one administrator nearly suffered a seizure when a janitor passed his office whistling "America the Beautiful...
...Peter S. Kalikow, publisher of the intrepid New York Post...
...I shall miss this crank, but for a reminder of his style and basic humanity I can always resort to old issues of Ms...
...Iraq's capture of the first female American soldier, Army Spec...
...Finally, The American Spectator feted the members of its Washington Club of benefactors with a very high-toned meal at the Willard Hotel during which it conferred its first American Spectator/Libertad Free Expression Award on Mr...
...Manus's private part was just like his, but upon inspection it was revealed that Mr...
...In the United States, the American Friends Service Committee nominated former President Jimmy Carter for the award, claiming that he has been the best ex-president in American history...
...Authorities refused to release the names of any of the participants in the melee, including the Chihuahua's...
...Paul, the first-century "apostle to the Gentiles," was a "self-loathing and repressed" poofter...
...All that will be missed with the passing of Herr Hussein is the marvelous flamboyance of his oratory, a flavorous specimen of which on February 24 he broadcast to that sad public health hazard that once was his army: "Oh faithful and noble people, wherever you are...
...Only one person showed up for Ralph's recent press conference booming his new project on government procurement, and that lone participant was either a capitalist spy or a well-dressed member of the homeless...
...Doris Triplett, 31, was acquitted of murder charges after psychiatrists found merit in her testimony that when she attempted to poison and slash her three young sons she believed she was acting under orders from her teddy bear...
...But Bishop Spong insists that his speculations follow in the great tradition of such widely read liberal bishops as John Robinson of England and James Pike of California, both of whom were nearly insane before their untimely expiries...
...Some conservatives, such as our own Tom Bethell, have insisted that beneath that coat there beats the heart of a Napoleon Bonaparte...
...Manus to display his male member to the jury...
...It's the craziest thing I've heard so far," responds Roman Catholic Archbishop Theodore McCarrick of Newark, New Jersey...
...Clerics are responding very negatively to Episcopal Bishop John Shelby Spong's published speculation that St...
...In San Antonio, Texas, 80-year-old Mr...
...The Rev...
...Jesse Jackson's syndicated talk show may make it yet...
...It was curtains, too, for Mr...
...They have committed treachery...
...RET THE AMERICAN SPECTATOR APRIL 1991 7...
...Rose's track record...
...They betrayed everyone...
...In fact, some observers are concerned that he- is too much the live wire, for instance, Mr...
...Pete Rose's prospects for entering the Hall of Fame dimmed after its board of directors barred from entry anyone with Mr...
...In Athens, Georgia, the defense rests, but not the jury...
...Robert Wagner, former congressman Mr...
...The humorless Mr...
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