A Danny Quayle Reader
No, Danny, not Centralia. That's „1/46 tibe tI* k°° A Danny Quayle Reader ar Danny Pen-Pal Holy cow! Why didn't you tell us sooner? Like, you know, it's not as if we would do this for just...
...Fine...
...How about . . . Read my lips, says Danny...
...Nice try, but . . . hey, let's just drop the subject of foreign affairs and move into...
...See Danny run...
...A trifle slower yet...
...You remember Herb Stein, don't you, Danny...
...Here then, just for you, Danny, an eminently (EMfI-NENT-LY) readable page—brought down to Quayle-speed—of subjects we've covered in recent months...
...Danny, Danny...
...He's the economist . . . What's that...
...Look, let's try again...
...Don't read it as much as I used to...
...No, Danny, not New Mexico...
...Like, you know, it's not as if we would do this for just anybody, but for an old Indiana chum we will gladly go the extra mile to help you "get through" our magazine...
...In April we ran an article (AI(-TI-CLE) on the recent election in Canada, where...
...It is easy to read Danny's lips because they move when he reads...
...He is running up the Hill...
...The Vice President THE WALL STREET JOURNAL FRIDAY, MARCH 31, 1989 in Illinois...
...The American Spectator—it's hard to get through The American Spectator...
...I used to read Human Events...
...It seems that the Sandinistas .. . What's that you say...
...The Interview Ace "I used to, I've read, I read National Review—some...
...FOREIGN AFFAIRS We have published quite a few pieces on Central America...
...In what country is the Panama Canal located...
...Okay, in our April issue we also ran a memoir (pronounced MEM-WAHR .. . that's French, Danny, for recalling something) by Herbert Stein...
...Hmmm...
...That's a state...
...Now he is running...
...The Hill is called Capitol Hill (that's C-A-P-I-T-O-L...
...What say we look at another part of the world...
...Ron Burr, Jenny Woodward Denise Birkhola and Feliks Pleszczynski (TAS's House Hoosiers) THE AMERICAN SPECTATOR JUNE 1989 13...
...Sure you do...
...You thought he owned the New York Yankees...
...No, Danny, that's George Steinbrenner . . . George . . . G-E-O-R-G-E, as in . . . Oh well, let's try another tack...
...Let's take that a bit more slowly .. . Okay now, Central America...
...We aim to please our very special readers...
...No, Danny, Canada is not a country in Central America...
...Oh, sorry, Danny...
...Remember the Chiquita Banana song...
...Another hint: Mexico City is the capital (C-A-P-I-T-A-L) of what country...
...DOMESTIC AFFAIRS Feel a bit more comfy in this area, chum...
...Think hard . . . Central America...
Vol. 22 • June 1989 • No. 6
